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shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. he’s too exhausted to campaign
this week in stupid: October 19 edition
elderly demented golfer’s handlers are terrified to let him out in public
elderly golfer shits two beds in one day — a new record!
elderly golfer gets smacked around by a journalist who won’t take bullshit for an answer
the polls and the press want you panicked and demoralized. don’t buy into it
elderly golfer goes Full Fascist on Fox News
MAGA morons are now threatening meteorologists, because of course they are
this week in stupid: October 12 edition
elderly golfer’s gullible cultists are screwing themselves by believing his lies
Kamala is making the corporate-controlled media cry. boo fucking hoo.
Donald Trump is once again the Kremlin’s Employee of the Month
Republicans don’t give a fuck about hurricane victims
The New York Times finally notices that elderly golfer’s brain has gone fuckity-bye
scams, grifts and assassination porn: the Donald Trump crazy train rolls on
this week in stupid: October 5 edition
play stupid games, win stupid prizes: how MAGAs end up fucking themselves
uh-oh, there’s new proof that Donald Trump crimed his criming ass off on January 6
election-denying liar whines about being fact-checked
demented golfer visits disaster area, spews lies and makes it all about himself
convicted felon has a solution to crime — just let the cops crack some skulls
Kamala lives rent-free inside elderly golfer’s head
this week in stupid: September 28 edition
MAGA fucks around, MAGA finds out
elderly golfer’s latest speech so incoherent that Fox News cuts away
Kamala has a plan to actually protect women
the press is failing us — just when we need them the most
we could all use a Good News Monday
elderly golfer too chickenshit to debate Kamala
this week in stupid: September 21 edition
self-styled “black Nazi” Mark Robinson seems nice
Kamala is running a near-perfect campaign and it’s driving the press insane
elderly golfer blithers about a giant faucet in Canada
sorry, no — assassination attempts aren’t the Democrats’ fault
elderly golfer is fucking losing it
fascist fuckery intensifies in Springfield
this week in stupid: September 14 edition
elderly golfer holds another sad rally in a tiny little venue
Donald Trump got trounced by Kamala and every Republican lost their shit
elderly convict humiliates himself in front of world
no, you racist morons, immigrants aren’t eating anyone’s pets
fascism is alive and well in Florida
no, you fucking ghouls, school shootings don’t have to be a ’fact of life’
this week in stupid: September 7 edition
elderly golfer in serious cognitive decline rambles through another crazypants speech
shove your thoughts and prayers
The New York Times hits a new low in false equivalencies
why does the press keep wasting our time on absurd bullshit?
elderly golfer spent the weekend spewing dangerous lies. the press snoozed through it.
elderly fascist golfer calls violent moron who attacked press ‘beautiful’ and ‘on our side’
this week in stupid: August 31 edition
serious presidential candidate answers dumb-as-fuck questions
terrified elderly golfer melts all the way down on his crappy app
Jack Smith is not fucking around — re-indicts Trump for January 6 crimes
five-time draft dodger gives thumbs up at some sucker’s grave
how the Wingnut Grievance Bubble turns Republicans into sad losers
Kamala’s successful convention has broken the media’s brain
this week in stupid: August 24 edition
DNC day four: Kamala accepts and Fox News hangs up on a deranged Donny
DNC day three: let’s revisit the times Kamala made Republicans cry
DNC day two: Donald Trump has a sad little tiny one
day one at the DNC — and more scenes from the Great Republican Nervous Breakdown
“JD Vance jizz cups” — and other scenes from the Great Republican Nervous Breakdown
the press can fuck straight off, let us count the ways
this week in stupid: August 17 edition
Kamala Harris is so fucking good at trolling Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s incredible shrinking campaign continues to wither and die
hey media: Kamala doesn’t owe you jackals a press conference, so stuff it
very little about this “Trump got hacked” story makes one lick of sense
Donald Trump’s brain has gone fuckity-bye
hey GOP — fuck straight off with this ‘stolen valor’ bullshit
this week in stupid: August 10 edition
Donny Demento melts all the way down in deranged Motel-a-Lago presser
creepy weirdo JD Vance is stalking Kamala now, because of course he is
Kamala picked Tim Walz and every Republican lost their shit
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz — fuck yeah, let’s do this
Judge Chutkan gets back to work
traitor Trump praises Putin in another batshit crazy speech
this week in stupid: August 3 edition
Joe Biden is still president — and still getting shit done
racist idiot Donald Trump shits the bed on live tv
“stop calling us weird,” whine the weirdest weirdos on the planet
Kamalamentum is real — and unstoppable
Donald Trump is a menace to democracy. why won’t the press say it?
this week in stupid: July 27 edition
hey, Kamala Harris is pretty fucking awesome at campaigning
Donald Trump is a heartless piece of shit
Kamala Harris has broken Donald Trump’s brain
the GOP and the press are freaking out over Candidate Kamala
chill the fuck out, we’ve got this
Donald Trump promises to “bring back cement” in latest crazy-as-shit speech
this week in stupid: July 20 edition
demented dipshit Donald Trump rambled his way through an insane speech
ear-gate: why is the press giving Donald Trump yet another free pass?
JD Vance is even worse than you imagined
Donald Trump is still a menace to democracy
connecting some weird dots: did the extreme right want this to happen?
this is absolutely the last fucking thing we need right now
this week in stupid: July 13 edition
chill the fuck out, Joe Biden’s got this
top NY Times editor: ‘covering the next Trump presidency is going to be awesome’
maybe now we can get back to fighting fascists
top New York Times editor: ‘defending democracy is not our job’
the corporate media wants you panicked and demoralized. don’t buy into it
Republicans are running away from Project 2025. let’s make the bastards own it
this week in stupid: July 6 edition
this is getting fucking ridiculous
America the beautiful, America the deeply fucked up
we all need a Good News Wednesday
rotting meat-sack Steve Bannon went to prison and MAGA lost their shit
breaking: SCOTUS rules Donald Trump has ‘absolute immunity’ for ‘official acts’
the media needs to cut this shit out right now
this week in stupid: June 29 edition
a debate without fact-checking is worse than no debate at all
I have some debate questions for Donald Trump
lonely dipshit Donald Trump slept with classified documents
wingnuts are in full panic mode over Thursday’s debate
a weekend’s worth of fucknuttery from the rotting brain of Donald J. Trump
Louisiana is the latest Ground Zero for christofacist fuckery
this week in stupid: June 22 edition
caught on tape: Donald Trump admits he lost the 2020 election
racists celebrate Juneteenth by completely losing their shit
author who interviewed Trump confirms Donny is even more brain-damaged than we knew
fuck the New York Post and the Republican Party — and Fox News, too
demented dipshit Donald Trump babbles about “perfectly handsome” pilots
top CEOs agree: Donald Trump has completely lost his marbles
this week in stupid: June 15 edition
Republicans celebrate Bring Your Felon to Work Day
Donald Trump is increasingly demented — but he’s always been a fucking idiot
Republicans fucking hate gun laws, unless it’s Hunter Biden who gets convicted
why the fuck is convicted felon Donald Trump being given kid-glove treatment
Donald Trump is a gibbering lunatic and JD Vance is a ginormous shitball
Joe Biden went to France and every Republican lost their shit
this week in stupid: June 8 edition
rotting meat-sack Steve Bannon ordered to do his rotting in prison
Aileen Cannon is up to her evil fuckery again
it’s Merrick Garland’s turn to endure GOP clownfuckery
Spork Toes and the House GOP beclown themselves for the millionth time
holy shit, Donald Trump’s guilty verdicts have broken every Republican brain
Sam Alito refuses to recuse — because fuck you, that’s why
this week in stupid: June 1 edition
Donald Trump fucked around, and Donald Trump found out
breaking: jury finds Donald Trump guilty as fuck
Fox News lied about jury instructions and incited a total wingnut meltdown
Trump lawyer Todd Blanche fucks up bigtime during closing statements
what kind of kompromat is Donald Trump holding over the GOP?
Republicans hate our troops — and no one hates them more than Donald Trump
Libertarians boo Donald Trump and tell him to go fuck himself
this week in stupid: May 25 edition
no, you delusional dipshits, Joe Biden didn’t order the FBI to “take out” Donald Trump
how many fucking flags does Sam Alito salute
bug-eyed fascist Agolf Shitler can’t stop spreading Nazi propaganda
Donald Trump’s lawyers shit the bed — and then set it on fire
the ‘mainstream media’ can go fuck itself
cowardly dipshit Donald Trump already trying to back out of debating Joe Biden
this week in stupid: May 18 edition
what the fuck does Sam Alito think he’s doing
“I hear you’re free on Wednesdays” — Dark Brandon masterfully trolls toddler Trump
Maggie Haberman and The New York Times fucking suck
the Dipshit Brigade comes to town to carry water for Donald Trump
the squirrels inside Donald Trump’s head have eaten all the brain worms
forced-birth fascists want a federal database to track all pregnant women
this week in stupid: May 11 edition
Trump’s lawyer tried to slut-shame Stormy Daniels. it was a disaster — for Trump
Aileen Cannon is making my fucking head explode
Donald Trump is a sleazy predator who coerced Stormy Daniels into bed
oh gee, look who’s corrupt as fuck
how the fuck is Rudy Giuliani not rotting in some hellhole prison
this week in stupid: May 4 edition
Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back
snoring courtroom fart factory says wut?
sundowning Grandpa Farticus claims ‘no one has ever had to sit for so long’
Kristi Noem just took her political future and shot it in the face
MAGA now hates Jim Jordan, and it’s fucking hilarious
the New York Times can piss up a rope
this week in stupid: April 27 edition
this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode — again
Comer Fudd is dumb as fuck and he’s never gonna defeat Bugs Biden
frail old fuckface can’t stop whining
narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker
everybody hates Marjorie Spork Toes Greene
flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain
this week in stupid: April 20 edition
what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing
shitty mob boss Donald Trump violates his gag order — and robs the GOP blind
Donald Trump is teaching a master class in how to piss off a judge
dozy dipshit Don Snorelone falls asleep at his own trial
it’s Stormy Monday — enjoy your first criminal trial, Donny
demented dipshit Donald Trump warns against ‘illegal adlingthins’
this week in stupid: April 13 edition
why the fuck is an 88-count indicted criminal being allowed to sabotage US foreign policy
why the fuck is the New York Times both-sidesing abortion?
Arizona’s forced-birth fascists revive abortion ban from 1864
never forget: Donald Trump called for women having abortions to be “punished”
states of emergency and other dipshit wingnut reactions to today’s eclipse
racist monster Greg Abbott fucks up a perfectly good eclipse
this week in stupid: April 6 edition
holy shit, it looks like Flim-Flam Trump’s appeal bond might be invalid
Peter Navarro is having a shitty time in prison. boo fucking hoo
what the fuck are you doing, Aileen?
ha fucking ha — Truth Social is a disaster and Donald Trump just lost a billion dollars
Comer Fudd is a rake-stepping glutton for punishment
what in the actual fuck is this bullshit
this week in stupid: March 30 edition
oh please, Donald Trump doesn’t give a shit about cops
what kind of dipshit buys a bible from a racist adulterer
no, racists, the Key bridge didn’t collapse because of “diversity.” shut the fuck up
Donald Trump infuriates another judge, because he’s a fucking idiot
Ronna McDaniel just wants to let bygones be bygones. fuck that
what the fuck does NBC think they’re doing?
this week in stupid: March 23 edition
holy shit, Letitia James already has her eyes on which Trump properties to seize first
Comer Fudd’s latest hearing was such a shit-show that even Newsmax cut away from it
boo fucking hoo — Trump campaign can’t raise a dime as Haley donors defect to Biden
ha ha ha ha Donald Trump is broke and can’t pay his half billion dollar judgement
Comer Fudd and Half-Dressed Jimmy are vowing to ‘lock Biden up’ — have fun with that, morons
Agolf Shitler promises a “bloodbath” if he doesn't win in November
this week in stupid: March 16 edition
everything fucking sucks but at least arrogant dipshit Peter Navarro is going to prison
Handy Oakley’s days in Congress are numbered as the House GOP freaks the fuck out
Robert Hur is a fucking liar and Jim Jordan’s latest hearing blew up in his big dumb face
Donald Trump loves Hitler and hates Social Security, because of course he does
will the media finally shut the fuck up about Joe Biden’s age? don’t hold your breath
here’s the insidious reason the GOP put Katie Britt’s vapid face on TV
this week in stupid: March 9 edition
Joe Biden gave a hell of a speech and Republicans whined like dirty diaper babies
if I wrote Joe Biden’s State of the Union speech
not-so-super Tuesday: Donald Trump remains weak, vulnerable and dumb as fuck
meet the imaginary black friends of racist idiot Donald Trump
two more shit polls from The New York Times — what the fuck are they doing?
dumb-ass Trumpers are getting scammed by grifters selling obviously fake money
this week in stupid: March 2 edition
more IVF fuckery from the forced-birth fascists
ha ha ha ha Donald Trump can’t pay for his appeal and the judge told him tough shit
terrified Republicans are trying to sabotage Joe Biden’s State of the Union speech
Trump E. Coyote is off the cliff and in deep denial about how truly fucked he is
Donald Trump’s imaginary “crushing” victory, and other media atrocities
Republicans kicked a hornet’s nest — and now they’re in a panic over IVF ruling
this week in stupid: February 24 edition
forced-birth fuckfaces say frozen embryos are children, and other christofascist horror stories
Jim Jordan and James Comer can’t stop fucking that chicken
Comer Fudd and Jim Jordan are fucking idiots who got duped by Russian spies
latest dipshit MAGA trucker protest implodes before it even gets started
no, imbeciles, Donald Trump isn’t the American Navalny — he’s the American Putin
this week in stupid: February 18 edition
fork over $364 million, you fraudulent fuck
holy shit, Comer Fudd’s star witness just got arrested for lying to the FBI
demented dipshit Donald Trump claims he’s only pretending to be a demented dipshit
James Comer demands to know how the fuck Joe Biden got so old
Democrats, wake the fuck up and learn how to fight
Republicans are a bunch of gutless fucking cowards
media, what the fuck are you doing?
this week in stupid: February 10 edition
fuck straight off with this “Joe Biden is old” bullshit
these leopards are too fucking incompetent to eat anyone’s face
fuck you, you’re not a king: Donald Trump has another very shitty day in court
a day in the life of Donald Trump’s increasingly demented brain
dipshit MAGA truckers are now a huge violent problem in Eagle Pass
dipshit vigilante truckers reach the border, shocked to find there’s no immigrant invasion
this week in stupid: February 3 edition
Donald Trump’s a sick fuck, this I know — because Joe Biden tells me so
oh noooooo! Donald Trump just threw shitastic lawyer Alina Habba under the parking garage
holy shit, Taylor Swift has broken Donald Trump’s worm-infested brain
Republicans don’t give a fuck about our troops
Donald Trump was found liable for rape. Republicans don’t care because Republicans fucking suck
Donald Trump is fucking fucked
this week in stupid: January 27 edition
Donny’s having a big mad because Nikki won’t let him be the Big Boy Candidate all by himself
holy shit, Lindsey Graham threw Donald Trump straight under the bus in Georgia
Donald Trump is weak and stupid and also has six fingers on his freakishly tiny hands
four SCOTUS Justices are totally cool with mangled children in razor wire booby traps. what the fuck
good fucking riddance to Ron Fucking DeSantis
fascist fuckfaces shocked to discover their fascist fuckfacery isn’t popular
this week in stupid: January 20 edition
a pastor was arrested for saving homeless people from freezing. what the fuck have we become
E. Jean Carroll trial, day two: Alina Habba fucks up and Donald Trump melts down
E. Jean Carroll trial, day one: Donald Trump continues to be a fucking idiot
a bunch of dipshits held a caucus
check out the latest racist bullshit: planes crash because diversity
Texas Guardsmen watched as a woman and two children drowned. what in the actual fuck
this week in stupid: January 13 edition
Donald Trump keeps having bad days in court. maybe that’s because he’s a fucking idiot
Hunter Biden is just fucking with House Republicans now, and it’s a glorious sight to behold
presidents are not kings: an explainer for anyone as dumb as Donald Trump
what kind of shithole country lets a corrupt criminal run for president
no, Elise Stefanik, jailed insurrectionists are not ‘hostages.’ what the fuck is wrong with you
the American president and some gibbering lunatic both gave speeches on Friday
this week in stupid: January 6 edition
there was another school shooting. we barely noticed. what the fuck is wrong with us?
23 state capitols got bomb threats yesterday. what the fuck is going on?
hey dipshits: the Civil War was fought over slavery. stop the gaslighting
free clue: you can’t fight fascism by rolling the fuck over and playing dead