holy shit, Letitia James already has her eyes on which Trump properties to seize first
yesterday brought a fuckload of bad news for Donny
pinch me, I must be dreaming.
no wait, don’t pinch me — because if this is a dream, it’s the most awesome fucking dream I’ve ever had and I don’t want to wake up.
Letitia James is not fucking around.
Little Donny Fuckface has until Monday to come up with that half billion bucks in order to post an appeal bond for his Big Trump Family Business Fraud Fuckery judgment.
Attorney General Letitia James has signaled that as early as Tuesday, if Donny doesn’t cough up the moolah, she’s going property-grabbing — and it looks like the first place she’s headed to is Westchester County.
New York Attorney General Letitia James has taken an initial step toward laying the groundwork for a possible seizure of former President Donald Trump’s assets in New York’s Westchester County as part of the $464 million judgment in Trump’s civil fraud trial.
State officials have entered the judgment from Trump’s civil fraud trial in Manhattan with the county clerk’s office in Westchester, which would allow James to move to take possession of Trump National Golf Course in Briarcliff Manor and Seven Springs, a private estate in Bedford, if Trump fails to secure a bond.
shit, as they say, is getting real.
fun fact about Seven Springs: when Trump needed a bank loan in 2012, he valued this property at $291 million. when he had to pay property taxes on it, he said it was only worth $50 million.
the fraudulent fuckery never ends with this fraudulent fuck.
hey, let’s do a wellness check on Donny and see how he’s coping.
THROUGH HARD WORK, TALENT, AND LUCK, I CURRENTLY HAVE ALMOST FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH, A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF WHICH I INTENDED TO USE IN MY CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT. THE OFTEN OVERTURNED POLITICAL HACK JUDGE ON THE RIGGED AND CORRUPT A.G. CASE, WHERE I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG, KNEW THIS, WANTED TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, AND THAT’S WHERE AND WHY HE CAME UP WITH THE SHOCKING NUMBER WHICH, COUPLED WITH HIS CRAZY INTEREST DEMAND, IS APPROXIMATELY $454,000,000. I DID NOTHING WRONG EXCEPT WIN AN ELECTION IN 2016 THAT I WASN’T EXPECTED TO WIN, DID EVEN BETTER IN 2020, AND NOW LEAD, BY A LOT, IN 2024.THIS IS COMMUNISM IN AMERICA!
oh dear.
but what is Donny saying here? I have the money but I’m not going to pay it, is that’s what I’m reading in this all-caps pity-blizzard? yeah, riiiight. sure you do.
Donny isn’t just freaking out on his crappy app while filling an endless succession of diapers. he’s also begging his cultists for spare change.
Under the headline “Keep your filthy hands off Trump Tower!” a Trump fundraising email sent to supporters read: “Insane radical Democrat AG Letitia James wants to SEIZE my properties in New York. This includes the iconic Trump Tower.”
oh, boo fucking hoo. don’t threaten me with a good time, dipshit.
but wait, aren’t your worshipers already chipping in on that gofundme that’s supposed to cover your judgement? how’s that working out for you, fuck-o?
oh dear.
jeebus, how completely insane is it that 3,900 people actually donated to this thing?
meanwhile, the Trump Debt Counter continues to roll.
as of 9:00am this morning, Trump needs to fork over $467,778,337.57.
tick tock, fucknozzle. three days.
Judge Engoron isn’t fucking around, either.
New York Judge Arthur Engoron, who oversaw Trump's civil fraud trial, imposed a monitor over the Trump Organization as part of a judgment that also required Trump to pay a nearly-half billion dollar penalty.
Barbara Jones, a retired federal judge, has been overseeing the Trump Organization's finances since November 2022 as part of a preliminary injunction. She is now installed for the next three years.
so for the next three years, Donny can’t buy a Big Mac without asking Barbara Jones’ permission. tee hee.
buried in the pages upon pages of legalese is this interesting bit:
“The Trump Organization must inform Ret. Judge Jones of any efforts to secure a surety bond.”
so if Donny does manage to come up with that half billion dollars in the next three day, Jones is going to get to know who it came from.
know who else isn’t fucking around? Fani Willis.
Fani Willis, the embattled Fulton County District Attorney, plans to press ahead with her goal of putting Donald Trump on trial before the November election, and intends to ask the judge presiding over the Georgia criminal case to schedule a trial date as soon as this summer, according to three people familiar with her thinking.
a summer Big Georgia Election Fraud Fuckery Trial would be awesome. while Joe Biden jets around the country, making campaign appearances, Donny would be trapped in an Atlanta courtroom.
Fani, can I make a suggestion? the Republican National Convention starts on July 15. if you can manage to keep Trump in court while all that idiocy is going on, I might actually die of schadenfreude.
July 15, Fani. just consider it.
and, finally, add Alvin Bragg to the not-fucking-around list.
remember that whole donnybrook last week, when Trump claimed that the SDNY had dumped thirty thousand pages of documents on him at the last minute, and he neded to have his Big New York Hush Money Election Fraud Fuckery trial put off until how about never?
remember how angry we were, and how we all demanded to know just what fuckery the SDNY up to?
well guess what: Trump was lying — and we all fell for it. it’s now looking like what the SDNY sent over were just copies of documents they’d previously sent. according to Bragg, there are fewer than 270 new docs.
Bragg’s office said while it’s still reviewing the mountain of materials, it now has “good reason to believe that this production contains only limited materials relevant to the subject matter of this case and that have not previously been disclosed to defendant: fewer than an estimated 270 documents.” It says most of the 270 documents are “corroborative of existing evidence.”
so this whole thing was just another phony story cooked up by Donny in order to delay, delay, delay — and Alvin Bragg is pissed.
“Enough is enough. These tactics by defendant and defense counsel should be stopped,” the DA’s filing said.
Bragg is asking Judge Merchan to set an April 15 trial date.
holy shit, two trials before the election. is it possible to die of schadenfreude twice?
wow. all that happened in one day. every prosecutor, every district attorney — every judge not named Cannon — is fed the fuck up with this guy.
don’t pinch me.
from CNN on this merger thing:
'The bad news for Trump is that this stake is not as liquid as it sounds. Those paper gains would be very difficult for Trump to translate to actual cash.
In fact, Trump’s shares in this company are in many ways even less liquid than his real estate holdings, according to Charles Whitehead, a law professor at Cornell Law School.
First, experts say the market is drastically overvaluing Trump Media based on the company’s fundamentals.
That means Trump would have a hard time dumping the stock or even pledging it as collateral.
“The stock price is clearly a bubble,” Yale law professor Jonathan Macey told CNN. “No rational investor would take the stock at face value, especially if they had to hold it for any length of time.”'
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/22/business/trump-truth-social-dwac-shares?cid=ios_app
How delicious that all three of the individuals mentioned in today's post are black. That alone should really burn his racist ass. As Jeff said, "tick tock." Somebody start popping that corn!