Republicans are a bunch of gutless fucking cowards

the GOP goes silent on Trump’s NATO betrayal

Marco Rubio went on Jake Tapper’s show yesterday, and he was asked to comment on Little Donny Mobfuck’s boast that he would encourage Russia to attack NATO countries — that Russia could “do whatever the hell they want.”

Rubio forcefully denounced Trump, pointing out that Trump’s threat, if made good on, would embolden a despot, destabilize the world, break treaties and upend a 75-year commitment to defend our allies. he also called Trump a reckless moron who smelled like a butt, and refused to endorse him for president.

ha ha! just kidding! none of that shit happened.

in fact, what Rubio did tell Tapper is that Trump was just blowing off steam.

“that’s not what happened and that’s not how I view that statement. he was talking about a story … he doesn’t talk like a traditional politician.”

lovely deflection there, Senator. no, Trump doesn’t talk like a traditional politician, he talks like a mob boss wanna-be with a fresh load in his diaper.

in fact, you couldn’t find a single Republican willing to criticize Trump. usually, you can’t keep these attention-hungry fuckers off the Sunday shows, but those that weren’t shoving their heads in the sand had their fingers in their ears and were shouting LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

but not every Republican was in hiding. esteemed Senator Fidel Cancun, Texas’s own unctuous jizz-stain, went the extra mile, showing up at Trump’s vermin-infested Florida golf motel to pose with the guy who called his wife ugly and accused his father of helping to kill JFK. or wait — is Cruz standing next to a carboard cut-out? it’s honestly fucking hard to tell.

ok, actually there was one Republican who criticized Trump: Nikki Haley — but right now that’s her job as a candidate, to tepidly whisper the occasional truth about her opponent.

watch what happens after she inevitably drops out of the presidential race. if you don’t think she’ll immediately endorse Trump, and join the rest of the GOP herd in refusing to denounce him, I have six bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you.

hey — speaking of failed candidates, what ever happened to Chris Christie? remember a couple of months ago when Christie was the only candidate who would actually go hard after Trump and speak the unvarnished truth? he promised to keep hammering away at Trump all the way to November, no matter what — but the second he dropped out, he vanished. where the fuck did you go, Chris? any opinion on Trump’s betrayal of NATO?

hello?

the press contines to drop the ball. the New York Times couldn’t be bothered to put the Trump-Russia story on their front page.

the story that ran on their web site was a piss-bucket of equivocation.

Encouraging Russia to attack NATO allies, even if he were not fully serious, is a stunning statement that highlights his odd affinity for President Vladimir V. Putin.

“even if he were not fully serious.”

why the fuck is the Times still giving Trump any benefit of the doubt? why the refusal to call a dictator-loving fascist a dictator-loving fascist?

how on earth can the Times conclude that Trump is kidding around? does the Grey Lady not read its own reporting? hello, New York Times, look — here’s what you reported just two months ago:

“John Bolton . . . wrote in his memoir that Mr. Trump had to be repeatedly talked out of withdrawing from NATO. In an interview, Mr. Bolton said ‘there is no doubt in my mind’ that in a second term, Mr. Trump would withdraw the United States from NATO.”

what devil’s deal does the Times think they’re making here? do they imagine they’ll be treated favorably during the reign of God-Emperor-for-Life King Fuckface the First?

they might want to pick up a history book and read what happens to the press under fascist rule.

speaking of the press, they’re still committing atrocities. check out what CNN was up to yesterday:

“is Biden’s age now a bigger problem than Trump’s indictments?”

what the FUCK are you doing, CNN?

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congratulations to Taylor Swift and Team Soros on their Super Bowl victory. for the first time in football history, a pop singer and and an elderly holocaust survivor combined for 301 passing yards.

holy fuck, there is no shortage of fragile white men in this world. what a pleasure it is to watch them all cry big salty MAGA tears as Team Jesus shit the bed.

but the true hero of the day was Dark Brandon, who assembled a crack team of vaccinated CIA agents to engineer Kansas City’s dramatic overtime victory.