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RFK Jr's brain worm would have made for a much lighter topic, but I thought it was important to address the Fangirl Fuckery. I promise, Funny Jeff will be back as soon as he can

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Late Night jokes were particularly good last night, so I decided to share them. The NYT runs a summary of late night and that's where I found them. These jokes are way above the Late Night average— generally speaking, Jeff's are much better!

STEPHEN COLBERT: “I just want to say to any R.F.K. Jr. fans who might be watching, do not despair. Just because he has sworn in a deposition that he has parasitic brain damage doesn’t mean he’s going to drop out, because Bobby Kennedy Jr. does not know the meaning of the word ‘quit’ — ’cause that concept was in the part of the brain that the worm ate.” —

“His family’s like, ‘It is true, but it still doesn’t explain why he’s like that.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“And this is strange: Instead of using dewormer, he injected himself with a Covid vaccine.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Apparently, the worm was giving him all his ideas, like in ‘Ratatouille.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“I don’t know what’s worse — that R.F.K. Jr. had a worm that was eating his brain or that his brain is so poisoned that it killed the worm.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

“For a guy who seems to believe doctors are con artists trying to scam you into getting a vaccine, he sure did get to one fast when a worm started eating his brain.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“The inside of his head is basically the movie ‘Dune,’ but you should definitely vote for him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“The New York Times today published a report on independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s health issues, including a dead worm in his brain. Or as that’s known in Libertarian circles, a running mate.” — SETH MEYERS

The Punchiest Punchlines (Kristi Noem’s Press Tour Edition)

“Former President Trump said that South Dakota governor Kristi Noem has had a ‘rough couple of days.’ Said Noem, ‘Who said ‘ruff’?” — SETH MEYERS

“I will say, for the past few years, I have been wondering how far is too far for the right-wing MAGA crowd. And now, we know: shooting your dog in a gravel pit. That is not acceptable — until Trump does it. Then every Republican has to shoot their dog just to stay in the party.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

“Kristi Noem’s getting grilled harder than criminal defendant Donald Trump. Not only is she making Trump look good by comparison, but she’s making Kim Jong-un look good by comparison. For all we know, she was going to meet him, and then right beforehand, he said, ‘Wait, isn’t that the lady who killed her puppy? No, thank you. I’m a monster, but I’m not that.’” — SETH MEYERS

“So kudos, right-wing media, for putting your foot down against killing dogs. You can hold your head up high and go back to your regularly scheduled segment: ‘Why Don’t We Toss the Migrant Kids Into the Grand Canyon?’”— JORDAN KLEPPER

BTW, let's all keep laughing to keep from crying.

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