meet the imaginary black friends of racist idiot Donald Trump

and the Trump Debt Clock continues to tick down ...

there’s a big smelly shit-sandwich that Team Trump keeps trying to push in our faces, and it goes something like this:

Trump is wildy popular with African-Americans, and his support is only getting stronger. watch out, Democrats — you’re going to get fucking demolished in 2024 because black people love the shit out of Dear Leader.

and they’ve got the photos to prove it.

there’s just one problem with these pics — they’re AI-generated bullshit.

The fake images of black Trump supporters, generated by artificial intelligence (AI), are one of the emerging disinformation trends ahead of the US presidential election in November.

no, black people are not flocking to Little Donny Bigotpants.

Trump is a lifelong racist whose Klansman father taught him to refuse to rent his shitty apartments to black people. he called for the executions of five innocent black teenagers.

black voters know this. that’s why only 8% of them went for Trump in 2020.

and so Team Trump has to resort to computer-generated hocus-pocus to prove a fictitious point — and it’s not the first time. there was that bogus pic of a 6-fingered Trump sitting the wrong way on a church pew.

this is also not the first time Republicans have resorted to AI fuckery to back up their bullshit claim that black support for the GOP is on the rise. remember that three-armed canvasser?

at least this time around, all of Trump’s imaginary black friends seem to have the correct amount of fingers and arms.

oh, wait. maybe not.

so who’s behind this latest round of fuckery? a white guy, of course.

Conservative radio show host Mark Kaye and his team created an image of Trump with his arms around a group of Black women. Kaye shared the image on social media, where he has more than 1 million followers, according to the BBC.

Republicans might try, but they can’t hide their contempt for black people. they see blacks as easily-conned simpleminded po’ folk — and they can’t help framing their appeals to black voters in the most racist ways possible.

Trump himself claims that black people like him because of his indictments — the inference being that black people are criminals, so they can relate.

and of course there was that dipshit who went on Fox News to proclaim that Trump’s gaudy spray-painted-gold sneakers were a hit in the “inner city” — because, of course, all black people are sneaker-wearing homeboys who live in the ghetto.

the claim of black support is, of course, bullshit. let’s look at one recent set of real-world numbers. Nikki Haley won last weekend’s DC primary with 62% of the vote. DC is 44% black. no, black voters are not massively backing Trump.

hey Donny, the next time you want to prove how ginormous your support is in the black community, why not just organize an actual photo shoot using real black Republicans?

oh right, because there aren’t enough of them to fill a room.

hey, maybe you can clone Tim Scott a gazillion times or something.

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the New York Times continues to commit journalistic war crimes.

Trump cultists have a thing they do. they point to the fact that very few people go around festooned head to toe in Joe Biden merchandise as proof that Biden is vastly unpopular.

they also use it to proove that the 2020 election was RIGGED AND STOLLEN. look, they say, nobody is waving Biden flags. nobody’s car is covered with Biden stickers. there are no Biden boat parades. he’s not holding hate rallies. therefore there’s no way that 81 million people voted for him.

it’s all patently moronic.

no, redhats, we don’t go prancing around in Biden cosplay because we’re not the brain-dead members of some fucked-up cult.

Joe Biden is the president. he’s not our tribal warlord. nobody’s worshiping the guy, because that’s not how normal politics works. we elected him to do a job, not to be the vengeance-dealing hate-avatar upon which we project all of our pathologies.

the Trumpers now have company. the New York Times has joined the party — they, too, are now pointing to the fact that there are very few Biden cultists as proof that nobody likes Sleepy Brandon and why doesn’t he just fucking quit already?

and they’re using their own shitty polling as evidence of this.

Mr. Biden, 81, has never inspired the kind of excitement that Mr. Obama did, and he is not a movement candidate, in contrast to his likely 2024 rival, Mr. Trump, who is 77. Historically, he has been far more skilled at connecting one to one on the campaign trail than energizing crowds with soaring oratory.

But his poll numbers have been especially rough lately. A New York Times/Siena College poll released this weekend found that just 43 percent of respondents would vote for him if the election were today, compared with 48 percent for Mr. Trump.

they’re mocking ordinary citizens who point to Biden’s impressive record of accomplishments by calling them “superfans.”

Mr. Biden’s superfans say he deserves more credit for a substantive first-term record. Passing an infrastructure bill. Canceling some student loan debt. Protecting the environment with a sweeping climate measure. Capping the cost of insulin and other drugs. Supporting unions and abortion rights. Putting the first Black woman on the Supreme Court. Backing Ukraine and navigating international crises with his deep foreign policy experience.

no, New York Times, we’re not superfans. we’re simply people who would rather have a competent leader with a proven record of success than a demented game show host who fucks everything all to hell.

gee, Gray Lady, what do you want us to do? should we hold some boat parades? would that make you happy?

fuck off, New York Times. fuck all the way off.

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the Trump-is-fucked watch continues:

that $465-million-and-increasing bond that Trump has to come up with by March 25 in order to prevent his shitty properties from being seized in the Big Trump Family Business Fraud Fuckery Judgement has been all over the news lately — but that’s not the end of Trump’s financial shit-blizzard.

Donny has just two days to come up with $91 million to cover the appeal bond in the Yes You Fucking Raped Her Judgement — and all indications are that he can’t come up with that amount, either.

Trump’s ace team of parking garage lawyers have been whining to the judge that it isn’t fair to hold Donny accountable for being a degenerate rapist, and couldn’t the court pretty-please accept a lower amount?

Defense lawyer Alina Habba ... renewed Trump's request that Judge Lewis Kaplan delay the judgment for 30 days after Kaplan resolves the post-trial motions, or that he permits Trump to post a reduced bond of $24.475 million.

this is the second time they’ve tried to pull this fuckery. previously, Judge Kaplan had swiftly issued a writ of No One Has Time For Your Bullshit, Alina and turned her down — so they’re trying again, because Trump is an oblivious moron who imagines he’s still dealing with construction contractors who can be bullied into accepting pennies on the dollar.

no, Donny — fuck no — that’s not how courts work. and judges — at least the non-SCOTUS types — have run out of patience for your antics.

the clock is ticking, fuckface. two days — after which E. Jean Carroll gets to go on a golf motel shopping spree.

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hey, speaking of ticking clocks, let’s check in on the Trump Debt Counter and see how that other judgement is going.

let’s see … as of 8:43am this morning, Donny owes $465,828,101.38.

holy shit, Trump is going to have to sell a lot of stolen Iranian war plans to come up with that amount.