uh-oh, there’s new proof that Donald Trump crimed his criming ass off on January 6

Jack Smith brings all the receipts in a 165-page filing

when the six bought-and-paid-for Federalist Society hacks on the Supreme Court ruled that Little Donny Convict is a Very Special Boy who gets to do all the Presidential Crimes he wants, Donny thought he had it made. game over, he told his cronies, I fucking won.

but Jack Smith — the Man Who Convicts War Criminals in The Hague — was all not so fast, my dudes. there’s nothing Very Special about Donny at all — he’s just an Ordinary Sack of Criminal Shit, and none of his election crimes are presidential.

and then he put the cherry on top: oh, I’m sorry, do you fucknuts need proof? here you go. get a load of 165 pages’ worth.

WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump was “fundamentally” acting as a private candidate for office and not as president of the United States when he sought to overturn his 2020 election loss, special counsel Jack Smith’s team argued in a filing Wednesday that revealed new details of the scheme at the heart of Trump’s federal election interference case.

oh Donny, sucks to be you.

let’s check out some of the juiciest parts of Team Smith’s 165-page filing — and remember, all of this fuckery was perpetrated by Donny the Candidate, not Donny the Very Special President.

topmost, Donny knew he was a loser.

Prosecutors focus in particular in the filing on what Trump learned from a White House staffer referred to in the filings as “P9,” as they try to show that Trump was well aware he had lost the election as he pressed on with the reversal schemes.

The person, identified only as “P9,” appears to have personally had discussions over the phone about the fake electors strategy with Trump, and had repeated text conversations with other people in the campaign about how the strategy was “crazy” or “illegal,” according to the filing.

a note about the redactions: the second Jack Smith’s filing dropped, internet sleuths immediately got down to the business of trying to put names to all the redactions. some of them were easy to work out — for example “CC1” is obviously Rudy Colludy.

others, not so much. there’s as yet no 100% definitive list, but a good one can be found here.

Donny’s family knew he lost, too.

Another piece of evidence Smith’s team plans to introduce is testimony from an unnamed assistant to the president who overheard a remark Trump made to family members aboard Marine One after the 2020 election.

“It doesn’t matter if you won or lost the election," Trump allegedly said. "You still have to fight like hell.”

Donny planned to declare victory before all the ballots were counted.

“the defendant told advisors … he would simply declare victory before all the ballots were counted and any winner was projected.”

Donny didn’t give a shit about anyone else.

Team Smith had an FBI forensics expert comb through Donny’s phone logs to figure out what the fuck he was doing after he sent that armed mob to invade the Capitol. the answer? while cops were being beaten with flagpoles, the callous asshole was farting around on twitter.

The phone’s activity logs show that the defendant was using his phone, and in particular, using the Twitter application, consistently throughout the day after he returned from the Ellipse speech.

he certainly didn’t give a shit about Mike Pence.

The filing also said that when Trump was informed that Pence had to be rushed to a secure location after Trump attacked him on Jan. 6 for refusing to help overturn the election, he replied with two words: “So what?”

in fact, Donny had by that time already threatened Pence numerous times, telling him that if he didn’t decertify, he’d sic his mob on him.

a witness to this exchange was so alarmed by what they heard that they alerted Pence’s Secret Service detail.

now, this is a tangent — and as far as we know, not part of Jack Smith’s investigation — but will we ever find out why Chuck Grassley “didn’t expect” Mike Pence to show up for the certification?

that’s fucking pretty weird, right? what plan was Grassley in on that didn’t come to fruition? all Grassley will say about it now is that he was “mistaken.” oh. okay, Chuck. whatever you say.

Donny was up to his eyeballs in the fake elector scheme.

Donny’s been trying to play dumb on this — who me? fake electors what? — but Team Smith has witness testimony that “the defendant asked campaign advisor [redacted] for an update on the elector plan and directed [redacted] to issue a statement.”

Donny tried to rope Ronna McDaniel into the conspiracy.

Donny wanted Ronna to hype some fairy tale report about voting machines in Michigan. she refused, because she’d been told the report was “fucking nuts.”

one-man leper colony Steve Bannon was tipped off in advance.

two hours after yapping on the phone with Donny on Jan 5, Bannon announced on his podcast that “all hell is going to break loose tomorrow.”

but tell me again about that “peaceful transfer of power” that JD Vance swore took place.

Donny’s flunkies are just as fucked up as he is.

“when a colleague suggested that there was about to be unrest … [P5] responded, “make them riot” and “do it!”

“P5” seems to be campaign director Michael Roman, currently under indictment for election fuckery and awaiting trial in both Arizona and Georgia.

you’re going to hear a lot of bellyaching from the MAGAsphere about DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNTS, but remember — all of Jack Smith’s evidence comes from Republicans. people who worked for Donny.

oh look, somebody had a rough night of it down in his vermin-infested Florida golf motel.

boo fucking hoo, little buddy — you brought this all on yourself.

here’s why we are where we are today:

when John McCain lost his election, he sucked it up and fucked off back to the Senate.

when Mitt Romney lost his election, he sucked it up and fucked off back to the Senate.

when Hillary Clinton lost her election, she spent a day grumbling about it, and then sucked it up and fucked off back to Chappaqua.

Al Gore — who actually had a legit beef that he didn’t lose his election — challenged the results in ONE state. when it didn’t go his way, he sucked it up and fucked off back to Tennessee.

but Donny? after he lost his election, he freaked the fuck out. he plotted and schemed and sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification. he also headed up ginormous criminal conspiracies to commit election fraud in Georgia, Arizona and elsewhere, all so he could cling to power — because he's a big whiny-ass dirty-diaper baby who can’t deal with being the huge loser that he is.

and that’s why he’s facing deep fucking shit right now.

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