what kind of kompromat is Donald Trump holding over the GOP?

why are Republicans so hell-bent on protecting a criminal?

to be a Republican in good standing these days means you have to believe that God-Emperor on Earth, Little Donny Fuckface, is a very special boy who should be allowed to get away with all the crimes.

note that they’re not saying Donny didn’t crime — no, everyone knows he’s guilty as fuck. not one Republican has ever testified under oath that Donny is innocent. what they’re saying is that Donny should be allowed to do as many crimes as he wants, and there should never be any consequences.

in fact, Congressional Republicans are working right now on legislation to codify this into law.

Trump is reaching out to Republicans in Congress and urging them to pass legislation to make it essentially impossible for local district attorneys and state attorneys general to prosecute him in court. The bill is called the “Stop Political Prosecutions Act,” and would shield all former presidents from all non-federal prosecutions by allowing a president to move local and state cases to federal court.

Donny is counting on being re-elected stealing the next election and using the powers of the presidency to make all federal prosecutions of him go fuckity-bye.

just one phone call from Donny to Attorney General Stephen Miller, and that pesky classified documents trial being presided over by future Supreme Court Justice Aileen Cannon will go straight into the permanent shitcan.

and Jack Smith can kiss his DC insurrection case goodbye.

but what about those all those annoying state and local prosecutions? what about all the Fani Willises and Alvin Braggs running around, hell-bent on bringing Donny to justice?

that’s where the Stop Political Prosecutions Act comes in. it will allow Donny to move all that shit to federal court and, y’know, fuckity-bye.

House Republicans think it’s an awesome idea.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana) has voiced support for the proposal in an interview with Politico earlier this month.

should Republicans hold the House in November and retake the Senate, President For Life Trump will sign this legislation in a heartbeat.

think about where we could be at this time next year. six corrupt hacks on the Supreme Court seem willing to grant Donny immunity from prosecution for all past crimes. future President Trump will be immune from future federal crimes — and a GOP-controlled Congress will have given Trump immunity from state and local crimes.

an unfettered Donald Trump — given absolute immunity from all prosecution for any crime at all — would stop at nothing — and I mean NOTHING — to stay in power forever.

think of your worst fucking nightmare. scary shit, right?

you have to ask yourself: why is the GOP doing this?

why has an entire political party come together to protect this one greasy criminal?

could it be because Donny has kompromat on them, and he’s blackmailing the GOP into doing his bidding?

it makes you wonder.

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hey, remember back in 2016 when Russia hacked into the DNC servers and released what they stole through Wikileaks?

here’s a fun fact: the Russians also hacked into the RNC servers in 2016 — but those documents were never leaked. where are they? what was in them? did Putin give them to Trump? what’s Trump holding over the GOP?

these are legit questions, because oh boy, do the Republicans ever seem like they’re hiding something.

hey Lindsey Graham, am I right?

“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.”

Lindsey used to be as anti-Trump as they come — but then Trump invited Linz out for a friendly round of golf, and one conversation was all it took for Graham to become Trump’s fiercest attack-dog in the Senate.

what did Donny say to him?

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remember this fun clip?

at Brett Kavanaugh’s swearing-in ceremony, cameras caught Trump and Justice Anthony Kennedy walking down a White House hallway. Donny said something to Kennedy that made him stop and look at Trump with a shocked expression on his face.

at the time, Justice Kennedy’s son was working for Deutsche Bank, the sketchy bank that lent millions to Trump at a time when no other bank would — and Kennedy’s son was in charge of those issuing those loans.

what did Donny tell Kennedy?

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consider this: Donald Trump is a thoroughly corrupt mob boss who learned his craft from thoroughly corrupt mob lawyer Roy Cohn — the evil shitbag who helped Senator Joe McCarthy destroy so many innocent lives.

Cohn taught his star pupil Trump that through threats, intimidation, and well-timed political contributions, he could escape accountability forever. do you think Cohn didn’t also teach Trump the value of having dirt on all your enemies — and all your associates and underlings, too?

we know that Donny loves to paw through classified information. all Donny had to do was phone FBI Director Wray and say hey, send me everything you have on Ted Cruz. and that turtlefuck Mitch McConnell, while you’re at it.

how many of those boxes stacked in that Motel-a-Lago shitter were full of kompromat on high-ranking Republicans?

now, I’m not a conspiracy guy. I don’t generally imagine there are dark forces at work behind every closed door.

maybe all this GOP fuckery is being done out of political expediency. maybe Republicans are just making the cynical calculation that they can cling to power as long as Donny clings to power.

maybe it’s cowardice. maybe they’re afraid of angering Trump’s violent deranged worshipers.

maybe it’s a toxic stew of all the sickness Trump represents.

but this is Donald Fucking Trump we’re talking about. if he can manipulate someone through blackmail, he will manipulate someone through blackmail.

so you have to ask yourself:

what is Trump holding over the GOP’s heads?