demented dipshit Donald Trump warns against ‘illegal adlingthins’

Donny also violates his gag order and runs his ignorant mouth about Iran

why do they even let him out in public at night?

yesterday evening, at one of Little Donny Fuckface’s hate-rallies, the following beauty came out of his mouth:

“just this week it was reported that an illegal adlingthin— and you just look at this, what’s happening”

holy shit, Trump’s phonemic paraphasia is getting worse.

here’s psychologist Dr. John Gartner to explain just what that is.

“Phonemic paraphasias” — the substitution of non-words for words that sound similar — are not normally seen until a patient enters the moderate to severe stages of Alzheimer’s.

Some examples of Trump’s non-words: Beneficiaries becomes “benefishes.” Renovations become “renoversh.” Pivotal became “pivobal.” Obama became “obamna.” Missiles became “mishiz.” Christmas became “Crissus.” Bipartisan became “bipars.”

This is a fundamental breakdown in the ability to use language. If you were talking to your father on the phone and he did this you would think he is having a stroke. There is no healthy older person who speaks that way.

on top of that, the befuddled old fuck is sundowning.

Late afternoon and early evening can be difficult for some people with Alzheimer’s disease. They may experience sundowning—restlessness, agitation, irritability, or confusion that can begin or worsen as daylight begins to fade.

“restlessness, agitation, irritability, or confusion” — gee, does that sound like anyone we know?

putting Donald Trump in front of a microphone after dark and letting him ramble incoherently on live television really is, at this point, a form of elder abuse.

hey Joe Biden: seriously, debate this guy, often — and at night.

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earlier in the day, Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants took to his failing app and violated the shit out of his gag order.

“Has Mark POMERANTZ been prosecuted for his terrible acts in and out of the D.A.’s Office. Has disgraced attorney and felon Michael Cohen been prosecuted for LYING? Only TRUMP people get prosecuted by this Judge and these thugs! A dark day for our Country. MAGA2024!!!”

I have a bold prediction to make: nothing’s going to happen to Trump because of this.

oh, maybe in court tomorrow, Judge Merchan will chew Donny out, or fine him a few measly dollars, but will Trump ever see the inside of a jail cell?

look, I get that no judge wants to be the first one to take Trump into custody, but come on, already.

if this is allowed to go on long enough, eventually some Trump-worshiping moron is going to be goaded into violence — and it will be because no one had the resolve to lock Donald Trump the fuck up.

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last night, Iran lobbed a shitload of missiles and drones at Israel — and naturally, the stinkiest diaperload on the planet couldn’t help running his ignorant mouth.

“ISRAEL IS UNDER ATTACK! This should never have been allowed to happen - This would NEVER have happened if I were President!”

shut the fuck up, Donny.

I don’t know shit about foreign policy but I do remember in 2018 when some reckless moron with a toddler’s understanding of geopolitics pulled out of a nuclear deal that Iran was respecting — for no other reason than Obama did this and I hate Obama.

I also remember in 2015 when Congressional Republicans sent a letter to Iran telling them not to agree to the deal that Obama was in the middle of negotiating.

I also remember in 2020 when Iran fired missiles at American bases in Iraq and Donny didn’t do shit about it because he was too busy trying to overthrow his own government.

I also remember the last four years during which Republicans have sabotaged any attempt by Biden to negotiate a new deal.

and I also remember when some over-leveraged and under-qualified slumlord dipshit who currently has two billion of Bone Saw Arabia’s dollars in his pocket bragged about having brought lasting peace to the Middle East.

so yes please, tell me again how the next reign of King Fuckface the First will be a utopian paradise of peace on earth, because that shit never gets old.

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