the press is still up to their relentless fuckery

the malpractice just keeps coming

hey, remember all the journalistic ass-clownery that the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press inflicted on us during the run-up to the election?

remember the sanewashing and the wishcasting?

remember when the plutocrat owners of the Washington Post and Los Angeles Times refused to allow their editorial boards to endorse Kamala Harris? remember when the newsroom editor of The New York Times literally told us that defending democracy was a ‘partisan act’ and he wasn’t going to do it?

that all worked out just swimmingly for the country, didn’t it?

well, we’re almost three weeks into the waking nightmare of non-stop post-election chaos — and the press is still fucking with us.

feast your eyes on this atrocity from the Washington Post.

“Trump is coming for the executive branch. He seems motivated by retribution rather than efficiency.”

wait, what? Donny SEEMS motivated by retribution? wow! stop the presses!

Christ on a coco-puff, the Washington Post can’t even come right out and say it plainly — they have to equivocate, and stick “seems” in there — as if there’s still some lingering doubt in any sane person’s mind.

has the Post been living under a rock for the past nine years? it’s just now dawning on them that the spite-fueled man-baby who never shuts the fuck up about inflicting revenge on his enemies just might be ‘motivated by retribution’?

hey WaPo — what was your first fucking clue that Donny seems to be ‘motivated by retribution’? was it when he preened like some defective dime-store Mussolini before a crowd of deranged cultists and literally screamed I AM YOUR RETRIBUTION?

because that should have tipped it right off, then and there.

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here’s another clownfucktastic headline from the WaPo.

a shift ... of what? are the WaPo headline editors narcoleptic? did they nod off before completing their task?

imagine the Post transported back to Nazi Germany.

“the rounding up of Jews underscores a shift.”

you bet it does.

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oh look, NBC News is out here asking stupid questions.

NBC News actually has the temerity to ask if Todd Blanche — Donny’s personal lawyer who he named to a top post at the Department of Justice — is going to tell Donny no when he orders Todd to fuck shit up.

PRO TIP: TODD BLANCHE IS NOT GOING TO TELL DONNY NO. that’s not why he was hired. Blanche was hired to enable Donny’s worst impulses, not deflect them — and it insults our intelligence that NBC would bother to speculate otherwise.

trust me, this is how Todd Blanche’s job interview went: Donny asked, ‘will you gleefully persecute my enemies?’ and Todd, tears of gratitude streaming down his cheeks, replied, ‘sir! sir! no one has ever been treated as unfairly as you. of course I will go after these people, sir!’

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now, what in the small-batch artisanal fuck is NPR doing here?

“NPR launches new series ‘Seeking Common Ground: Conversations Across the Divide’”

oh how lovely, we’re going reach across the divide and find common ground — with cultists who live in a fantasy world.

look at this chart. 44% of the country is so fucking hoodwinked — so lacking in critical thinking skills — that they imagine that tariffs on imports, and disappearing all the migrants who pick our fruit and vegetables, is somehow going to make the price of food go down.

what are we supposed to ask these people, in the search for common ground? did someone drop you on your head when you were a baby?

why should we be asked to find common ground with people who voted for government of the rapists, by the rapists, and for the rapists? why should we try to understand the cultists who fucking cheered when Donny called us ‘the enemy within’? are we supposed to try see it from their side? ‘oh yeah, I guess we are the enemy within.’

win or lose — after every fucking election — the media tells us the same goddamned thing: we need to understand Donny’s cultists. we need to reach out to them.

there’s some systemic assumption in the press that some feedcap-wearing dude driving his pickup truck across Iowa is somehow emblematic of the real America, and the rest of us are … I don’t know — what? help me, media — what are we, if we are not real Americans?

have you ever seen one article asking the cultists to understand the left? has Fox News ever done a series on reaching across the divide to find common ground with us?

no, they have not. Fox News tells their viewers that Democrats are commiefascistmarxists who need to be disappeared.

hey — guess what, NPR: the people you are so desperate to find ‘common ground’ with are going to starve you out of existence.

“we’ll be looking at everything from government-funded media programs like NPR that spread nothing but Democrat propaganda.”

good job, NPR. while you’re wandering around the heartland with your microphone and your tape recorder, looking for common ground, Sporky and the Department of Breaking Shit will be cutting you off at the knees — because it doesn’t matter how fucking much you try to reach across the aisle and try to coddle the cultists. these nitwits will never stop believing that you’re spreading ‘Democrat propaganda.’

good fucking luck.

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oh my god, the Space Nazi is child.

I don’t know about you, but I’d be embarrassed to post AI-generated images of myself as a superhero — because it’s fucking infantile behavior — but Donny and the Space Nazi do it all the time.

if Donny Convict is a shining example of why you don’t give supreme executive power to a toddler, the Space Nazi is the reason why you shouldn’t hand it to an emotionally-stunted fourteen-year-old incel.

oh, you mean like Donny, who’s been arrested four times?

I don’t remember anyone voting for the Space Nazi, do you? yet somehow, he’s become co-president — and now he’s drunk with power, screaming off with their heads at whoever he imagines is disrespecting him.

government of the emotionally-stunted plutocrat dipshits, by the emotionally-stunted plutocrat dipshits, and for the emotionally-stunted plutocrat dipshits.

what could go wrong?

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.