ask any MAGA cultist if the 2020 election was stolen from Dear Leader. it’s a safe bet they’re going to go hell yes, absolutely it was.
ask them for proof, and you’re going to get a firehose of fucknuttery about voting machines controlled by Chinese satellites, mail delivery trucks full of bogus ballots, and Ruby Freeman’s breath mint that could magically alter vote tallies — but you’re also going to hear some rank idiocy that goes something like this:
Sleepy Brandon didn’t hold rallies — because if he had, no one would have shown up. therefore, there’s no way he got 81 million votes.
it’s a dumb-ass argument put forth by dumb-ass nitwits. no one has ever accused MAGA of logic — but for the sake of that argument, let’s respond to the cultists in the only language they understand:
how do you like our candidate now, fuckos?
yesterday, Kamala held a rally at the Georgia State University Convocation Center in Atlanta. the joint was rocking. listen to the crowd.
look at the line of supporters waiting to get into the rally. this video was shot five hours before it started.
now check out the crowd inside the hall, a full hour and a half before Kamala took the stage.
Donny’s cowering in fear these days. he’s desperately searching for any pretext with which to avoid debating Kamala on September 10th. Kamala has a message for Donny.
“I do hope you’ll reconsider to meet me on the debate stage. because as the saying goes, if you’ve got something to say, say it to my face.”
Dems are energized as fuck right now, and Republicans are demoralized. our candidate is full of life, and can speak in complete sentences. their candidate is a demented old felon who obsesses over electrocution and sharks — and his weird running mate polls lower than anal cysts.
another thing that has Republicans demoralized right now is that their policies are toxic — and none more so than the christofascist fever dream known as Project 2025, the plan to destroy democracy in America and replace it with the theocratic monarchy of King Fuckface the First.
in the beginning, the Heritage Foundation was so cocky about Project 2025 that they didn’t even bother to hide it.
but Project 2025 couldn’t hide in plain sight forever. people began to hear about it, and the more they learned, the more repulsed they were.
it’s a funny thing — people like having access to contraception. they like breathing clean air and drinking clean water. above all, Americans do not want to be ruled by a king. we fought a whole revolutionary war over it, remember?
Project 2025 is now a huge millstone around the neck of Donny Convict — so yesterday, the GOP pulled off a bit of kabuki that they hope will fool voters into believing Project 2025? oh, that’s not a thing any more. we made it go fuckity-bye.
The director of Project 2025, the right-wing policy blueprint and personnel project prepared for the next Republican president that became a political cudgel used by Democrats, is departing after the effort drew criticism from former President Donald J. Trump.
“When we began Project 2025 in April 2022, we set a timeline for the project to conclude its policy drafting after the two party conventions this year, and we are sticking to that timeline,” Kevin Roberts, the president of the Heritage Foundation, said in a statement praising Paul Dans, the outgoing director.
this is their official story: oh, Project 2025? oh yeah, we were always going to shut it down before the election. what were you silly people worried about? it’s over.
don’t be hoodwinked by any of this hokus pocus. the key phrase in the quote above is “policy drafting.” all that means is that they’ve finished writing all their plans to outlaw contraception and destroy social security and end public education — and all the other nightmarish fuckery they’ve cooked up.
there’s more to Project 2025 than just drafting the plans. there’s the hiring of thousands of Trump loyalists who will infiltrate the civil service. that’s been going on for a over a year now, and it’s still ongoing.
and of course, should Donny seize power next year, there’s the actual implementation of Project 2025. that hasn’t gone away.
but now, with the ginned-up “resignation” of Project 2025 director Paul Dans, Donny gets to strut about and act tough and pretend that he has Saved America From The Loonies.
check out the infantile press statement that was obviously dictated by Donny to his hapless PR people.
“Reports of Project 2025’s demise would be greatly welcomed and should serve as notice to anyone or any group trying to misrepresent their influence with President Trump and his campaign — it will not end well for you,” said Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita, Mr. Trump’s top two advisers, in a statement.
oh, please. ‘it will not end well for you.’ get over yourself, you cheesy mobster.
Team Kamala quickly responded.
Project 2025 is on the ballot because Donald Trump is on the ballot. This is his agenda, written by his allies, for Donald Trump to inflict on our country.
Hiding the 920-page blueprint from the American people doesn’t make it less real. in fact, it should make voters more concerned about what else Trump and his allies are hiding.
Donny can preen and posture all he wants, but his own mini-Project 2025 — Agenda 47 — is still up on his web site.
it’s every bit the totalitarian nightmare that Project 2025 is — but because Agenda 47 was hatched by a racist game show host, it’s also chock full of Trumpian batshit lunacy.
BUILDING FREEDOM CITIES: President Trump will work to open up the American frontier, holding a contest to charter new cities where families and individuals can have a new shot at the American Dream.
President Trump proposes a national contest to charter up to 10 new cities on a very small portion of federal land and award these charters to the best ideas and proposals for development.
REVOLUTIONIZING AMERICAN TRANSPORTATION: President Trump will launch the biggest revolution in American transportation since the interstate highway system.
Dozens of companies in the U.S. and China are currently racing to develop vertical takeoff-and-landing vehicles to lead the next generation in air mobility.
Freedom Cities and flying cars! what a relief it will be to finally be living in the futuristic world of the Jetsons, after four years of life in Sleepy Joe and Laughing Kamala’s hellish Marxist dystopia.
when your drunk uncle corners you at the next family cookout and start barking about Project 2025? that’s over, you can clue him in.
in fact, you can clue everybody in. there’s going to be a shitload of disinformation out there between now and November 5th — and it’s up to us to set the record straight.
the election is just 98 days away. let’s not drop the ball.
as I always say, we can do this. we have to do this.
The rally was ELECTRIC. I was clapping along with the crowd, sitting here in my living room, just childless me and my cat. LIVING THE LIFE.
One of the leaders of P2025 labeled it a blueprint for future administrations. P2025 may be taking a nap but it’ll be zombie resurrected in the future.