the grievance babies are just getting started

the MAGAsphere has never been treated so unfairly!

imagine having everything — and being never satisfied.

imagine being born into obscene wealth, and being handed every opportunity on a silver platter. imagine being allowed to fail repeatedly, upwards and ever upwards, bailed out in turn by your father, the banks, and Russian mobsters, until finally, you fall ass-backwards into the United States presidency — not once, but twice.

imagine having your own hand-picked Supreme Court declare that you are A Very Special Boy who can do all the criming you want, forever, without consequence.

imagine having all that — and at the same time, never ever shutting the fuck up about how no one has ever been treated so unfairly as you have.

welcome to the grievance-fueled world of being Dear Leader.

remember Ann Selzer? she’s the pollster who released the outlier that gave us all false hope a week before the election — the one that showed Kamala Harris up by 3 points in Iowa. oh fucking boy, was Anne ever off by a country mile.

for most people, watching someone who predicted your demise go down in flames would be its own reward.

fuck you, I won — and you look like an idiot.

but not Donny Convict. Donny is A Very Special Diaper Baby, and no one has ever been treated so unfairly — so he’s going to settle that score. Donny’s decided that inaccurate polling should be ILLEGAL!

A totally Fake poll that caused great distrust and uncertainty at a very critical time. She knew exactly what she was doing. Thank you to the GREAT PEOPLE OF IOWA for giving me such a record breaking vote, despite possible ELECTION FRAUD by Ann Selzer and the now discredited “newspaper” for which she works. An investigation is fully called for!

off with Ann Selzer’s head!

yeah, that’s exactly what we need right now, an investigation. what an excellent use of government time and resources. I’m sure the Omaha field office of the FBI (yes, I googled “which FBI office covers Iowa,” you’re welcome) has nothing more important to do right now than knock on Ann Selzer’s door and ask her to explain what crosstabs are.

welcome to the reign of King Fuckface the First, where no slight will ever be too insignificant to ignore — because what part of no one has ever been treated so unfairly do you not understand?

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the Space Nazi is no stranger to the grievance baby game — and he, too, has never been treated so unfairly.

after the entire internet mocked the shit out the photo of Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns chowing down on Mickey D’s, the Space Nazi worked himself into a big mad and issued the following dictum: if I can’t post about my food, then nobody can.

“Accounts posting pictures of various food items including their own meals will be marked for engagement farming and automatically suspended.”

after getting subsequently mocked for being a spiteful, vindictive, thin-skinned dick-head, the Space Nazi deleted the tweet.

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lately, Tulsi Gabbard has been burnishing her MAGA cred by whining that she, too, has never been treated so unfairly.

“most recently, I can point to my own experience of this, of how the Harris-Biden administration have added me to a secret domestic terror watch list the very day after Kamala Harris was endorsed by Joe Biden, and I was on TV and warning the American people about what I saw as the dangers of a Kamala Harris presidency, taking action that was clearly political retaliation.”

paranoid much, Tulsi?

is this quote-unquote “secret domestic terror watch list” in the room with us right now?

um, if it’s a secret list, how do you know you’re on it?

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the Republicans of California’s 45th Congressional District have never been treated so unfairly.

it seems that in a race that has yet to be called, Democratic challenger Derek Tran has taken a narrow 36-vote lead over incumbent GOP Rep. Michelle Steel.

Marjorie Spork Toes Greene is no fool, and she knows exactly what’s going on — the election is being rigged, right before our very eyes!

“The Democrats are stealing a House seat right out from under us in CA. We barely control the House and will have a 1 seat majority in January when Trump takes office while we fill 3 seats through special elections. We have to stop election rigging, this is a continuing battle.”

yeah, that’s exactly what’s going on, Sporky. pat yourself on the back — you’re too smart for us, and you figured it out.

that’s right, Democrats were somehow able to rig one election in a tiny district in deeply-blue California, but they somehow fucked up the chance to rig the whole nation-wide enchilada for Kamala.

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folks, the Republican Party has a message for you — and that message is Dear Leader is never wrong.

“if Donald Trump says tariffs work, then tariffs work. period. because Donald Trump is really never wrong. think about it. he’s never wrong.”

historian Ruth Ben-Ghiat has made it her life’s work to study how fascism happens. let’s let her provide some context.

“Mussolini’s slogan was ‘Mussolini is Always Right’”

pro tip for the GOP: the guy who thinks that windmills cause noise cancer, that bleach cures covid, and that there’s one big-ass ginormous faucet in Canada that supplies all of California’s water, is most certainly not “never wrong.”

Donny Convict is a fucking imbecile — and we’re all going to find out soon enough that he hasn’t a clue how tariffs work — and the chaos he inflicts on our economy isn’t going to be pretty.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.