Ronna McDaniel just wants to let bygones be bygones. fuck that

and Eric whines while Donny freaks out

for eight years, from 2017 to 2024, Ronna Romney McDaniel was Chair of the Republican National Committee — and during that time she established herself as a ginormous fucking liar. Ronna’s lied about the 2020 election. she’s lied about the failed January 6th insurrection. she’s lied about covid.

she’s also shady as fuck, funneling RNC money to her husband’s business, and promising to provide lawyers to Michigan officials if they would agree to break the law and refuse to certify the election.

she’s also basically a horrible person. Ronna’s made fun of Joe Biden’s stutter. she made fun of John Fetterman after he suffered a stroke.

and she did all of that with her nose wedged firmly up Donald Trump’s ass, which makes her list of accomplishments that much more impressive.

but now, Ronna has a new job as an overpaid bloviating bobblehead for NBC, and she wants you to know that all that dirty dealing wasn’t for realsies, and we can be friends now, right?

“when you’re the RNC Chair, you kind of take one for the whole team, right? now I get to be a little bit more myself.”

got that? lying and grifting is just a thing you do when you’re a Republican. it comes with the territory. what’s the biggie?

here’s the biggie, Ronna: you’re fucking toxic now. you have zero credibility. you’re an embarrassment. aside from the corner-office cretins who hired you, not one of your new NBC colleagues wants any part of you.

you’re so radioactive that Kristen Welker went out of her way to assure her audience that she had nothing to do with hiring you.

“first I’ll be joined by former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel in her first interview since stepping down as party chair. in full disclosure to our viewers, this interview was scheduled weeks before it was announced that McDaniel had become a paid NBC News contributor. this will be a news interview — and I was not involved in her hiring.”

Christ on a corncake, you even got Chuck Fucking Todd to take a stand. listen to this:

“let me deal with the elephant in the room. I think our bosses owe you an apology for putting you in this situation, because I don’t know what to believe. she is now a paid contributor by NBC news. I have no idea whether any answer she gave to you was because she didn’t want to mess up her contract … you got put into an impossible situation, booking this interview, and then all of a sudden the rug was pulled out from under you, and you find out she’s being paid to show up?”

holy shit. when you’ve roused Chuck Todd from his both-sides softball slumber, you know you’ve fucked up royally.

the best thing NBC could do for itself right now would be to eat that contract, pay Ronna off and send her on her way — before they lose any more viewers, and whatever shred is left of their credibility.

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folks, Eric Trump is having a big sad right now.

“no one’s ever seen a bond this size. every single person when I came to them saying ‘hey, can I get a half billion dollar bond,’ Maria, they were laughing. they were laughing.”

first of all, Eric is lying his insipid face off. “no one’s ever seen a bond this size” is now a MAGA talking point, but it simply isn’t true. in fact, it’s such a ludicrous claim that even Fox News batted it down.

During an interview with former federal prosecutor Alex Little on Fox News Live on Sunday, Shawn said: "We've also heard there's a lot of talk about this is unprecedented amount of money. This has never happened before. But that's actually not true. This is from Letitia James, the attorney general's own court papers I'm gonna show it to you right now."

A graphic then appeared on the screen listing multiple court cases with bonds at or over $1 billion, including Sony Music Entertainment v. Cox Communications at $1.2 billion, Apple v. Samsung Electronics at $1 billion, Oracle USA v. SAP AG at $1.3 billion, and Carnegie Mellon University v. Marvell Technology Group at $1.5 billion.

actual billionaires don’t have a problem raising a half bil for an appeal bond. it’s only the fake billionaire bullshit artists who do.

and second of all, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

of course everyone’s laughing at you, Eric. watching your felonious family lose everything is fucking hilarious. people love to watch the bully get taken down. haven’t you ever seen a 1980s teen movie?

bro, you stole money raised in the name of cancer-stricken children. of course we’re going laugh as they change the locks on your shitty golf motels.

if they sold tickets to watch Letitia confiscate your shit, it would wipe out the national debt.

schadenfreude, it’s what’s for breakfast.

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and it’s put up or shut up day for Little Donny Fuckface. he’s got to the end of today to fork over that half billion or else it’s bye bye buildings.

time for another wellness check to see how he’s coping.

Crooked Pols!!! There should be no FINE. Did nothing wrong! Why should I be forced to sell my “babies” because a CORRUPT NEW YORK JUDGE & A.G. SET A FAKE AND RIDICULOUS NUMBER. “TAKE HIS CASH SO THAT HE CAN’T USE IT TO DEFEAT HIS POLITICAL OPPONENT, CROOKED JOE BIDEN.” ELECTION INTERFERENCE, ALL HEADED UP BY THE WHITE HOUSE - THIS INCLUDES FANI AND THE CORRUPT MANHATTAN D.A. BRAGG ADMITTED THERE WAS NO CRIME, WAS MORTIFIED BY WHAT MARK POMERANCE DID - AND HE SHOULD BE. WITCH HUNT!

oh dear. “my babies.”

I’m telling you, Letitia, you should be selling tickets.