fascist fuckfaces shocked to discover their fascist fuckfacery isn’t popular
and Donny shits the bed in two recent speeches
Ron DeSantis is pouring himself a big mug of sad right now and he has no one to blame but his own fascist self.
when schools in Florida started banning the dictionary, Puddingfingers fully expected to be hailed as a liberator and greeted with flowers.
Florida Republicans might be backing off support for Gov. Ron DeSantis’ notorious book bans after being caught off-guard by national backlash, according to a report.
The state’s Republican legislature is starting to worry the action has gone too far, reported Politico, with lawmakers considering new rules to limit how many challenges can be brought.
boo fucking hoo, Team Ron. if you’d spent ten minutes outside the wingnut grievance bubble, you’d have known that banning the dictionary because little Janey might use it to look up the word ‘penis’ is nighmarish authoritarian bullshit that most people find repellant.
Donny Ratbrain has been bragging again about having man-person-cameraed the shit out of that dementia test, but his recent public appearances are telling a very different story.
in a campaign speech on Friday, Shitty Hitler attempted to launch into one of his favorite imaginary grievances, about how it’s actually Nancy Pelosi’s fault that Capitol Police were overrun by
peaceful protesters hostages dipshits with zip-ties on January 6th.
except this time, the monkey that lives inside Donny’s head started crashing the cymbals a little too loudly, and this is what came out:
“they never report the crowd on January 6th. you know, Nikki Haley. Nikki Haley — Nikki Hally, you know they— did you know they destroyed all of the information, all of the evidence, everything, deleted and destroyed all of it — all of it. because of … lots of things. like Nikki Haley is in charge of security, we offered her ten thousand people. soldiers. National Guards… whatever they want. they turned it down. they don’t want to talk about that.”
beautiful, simply fucking beautiful. Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants just handed the Biden team — as well as the Haley team — another prewritten campaign ad.
by the way, what’s up with the gallon of bronzer that Trump is slathering all over himself? it keeps getting darker and darker. how long before he goes full blackface?
here’s Donny again, this past Wednesday:
“we’re…going to place strong protections to stop banks and regulators from trying to debank you from your—you know, your political beliefs, what they do. they want to debank you, and we’re going to debank—think of this. they want to take away your rights. they want to take away your country. the things they’re doing. all electric cars.”
debank? what the crusty fuck is a debank?
Heather Cox Richardson decodes it:
His statement looks like word salad if you’re not steeped in MAGA world, but there are two stories behind Trump’s torrent of words. The first is that Trump always blurts out whatever is uppermost in his mind, suggesting he is worried by the fact that large banks will no longer lend to him.
once again, Donny is turning his personal grievances into stream-of-consciousness gibberish that’s meaningless to anyone outside the Trump bubble.
“they want to debank you.”
no one is doing that, unless you’re a life-long fraudster who finally got caught — but that won’t stop your drunk racist uncle from buttonholing you at the next family gathering and talking your ear off about how Sleepy Brandon is coming to debank you.
at least now you’ll know what the fuck he’s yammering on about.
hey, speaking of those peaceful protesters now being held hostage in the DC County Jail, check out this newly-released photo of Elise Stefanik, cowering in fear on Janury 6th.
that’s a pretty strong reaction to a gentle crowd of sightseers who simply made a wrong turn and somehow ended up on the floor of the House.
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