five-time draft dodger gives thumbs up at some sucker’s grave

who let this happen?

Little Donny Fuckface defiles all that he touches.

he’s given the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a racist radio host. he’s invited Russian spies to hang out in the Oval Office. he’s pardoned war criminals.

so it should be totally unsurprising that yesterday, this ginormous sack of shit desecrated the solemnity of Arlington National Cemetery — the final resting place for many of our nation’s war heroes — the very heroes Donny slandered as “losers and suckers” — by holding a graveside campaign photo-op.

look at this preening asshole. he has no fucking clue how decent people act.

this putrid carnival barker, draped in one of his ill-fitting suits, is grinning like an idiot as he stands there with his Leaning Tower of Treason posture — and there is it, that patented asinine thumbs-up that says look at me, I’m proudly taking a big smelly shit on all that is sacred.

go hump a flag, you sociopathic fuck.

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the first thing you need to know is that Arlington has explicit rules that prohibit this kind of aberrant bullshit.

(2.) Partisan activities are inappropriate in Arlington National Cemetery, due to its role as a shrine to all the honored dead of the Armed Forces of the United States and out of respect for the men and women buried there and for their families. Services or any activities inside the Cemetery connected therewith shall not be partisan in nature. A service is partisan and therefore inappropriate if it includes commentary support of, or in opposition to, or attempts to influence any current policy of the Armed Forces, the Government of the United States or any state of the United States; if it endorses the cause of a political party or if it has a primary purpose to gain publicity or engender support for any cause. If a service is closely related, both time and location, to partisan activities or demonstrations being conducted outside the Cemetery, it will be determined partisan and therefore inappropriate. If a service is determined to be partisan by the Executive Director, permission to conduct memorial services or ceremonies at the Cemetery will be denied.

so — who let this happen? who gave the okay for Donny to roll up and desecrate hallowed ground? it’s easy to forget sometimes, but Donny is a private citizen right now, bound by the same laws that the rest of us are. the very moment Donny stepped out of his limo, Arlington had every right to tell him to fuck straight off.

so how did this happen?

did Steal Stoppin’ Sammy and Luxury Lifestyle Clarence write Donny a note to show to the staff at Arlington? did they explain how Donny is A Very Special Boy who gets to do whatever he wants?

is this why Donny gets to have his own special “Shadow Secretary of State” who flies around the world, deliberately undermining American foreign policy?

‘Building an authoritarian axis’: the Trump ‘envoy’ courting the global far right

Richard Grenell’s shadow foreign policy campaign is unsettling diplomats and threatens to collapse US interests

For Donald Trump, he is “my envoy”, the man apparently anointed as the former US president’s roving ambassador while he plots a return to the White House.

Meet Richard Grenell, vocal tribune of Trump’s America First credo on the international stage and the man hotly tipped to become secretary of state if the presumed Republican nominee beats Joe Biden in November’s presidential election.

two weeks ago, there was a report that Donny phoned his pal Benjamin Netanyahu and tried to convince Benny not to accept the cease-fire deal the Biden administration had negotiated. both of these war criminals deny that this is what they discussed, but how nice for Very Special Donny that he gets to call up his despot besties and shoot the shit whenever he feels like it.

anti-patriot Donny continues to misunderstand basic facts about American foreign policy. here he is, yesterday, droning on about a thing that definitely never happened during a NATO meeting.

“but one of the leaders stood up and said ‘does that mean’ — he wasn’t paid, he owed us billions — ‘does that mean if we don’t pay you, you’re not going to defend us against Russia?’ I said that’s what it means. are you saying your delinquent? well, I don’t know about that word, it’s a real estate word, a very simple word, it means you’re not paid. you’re saying you’re delinquent. ‘yes, let’s say we’re delinquent, will you defend us?’ I said absolutely not.”

set aside the mangled syntax and wrap your mind around this: Donny thinks that American foreign policy is some kind of protection racket that he, as America’s mob boss, gets to inflict on our allies.

Donny imagines NATO countries directly pay America for military defense. no, that’s not how it works. that’s not how any of this works.

NATO doesn’t pay America directly. NATO doesn’t collect dues. there’s no balance sheet. there’s no “owing the USA” anything.

by the way, where are our worthless media’s fact checkers? if Kamala ever said anything this boneheaded, it would be front page news — and deservedly so.

once again, Donny is allowed to prattle on like a ten-cent ignoramus, and no one in the press can be roused from their slumbers long enough to notice.

this “NATO owes us” fairy tale is one that Donny has been telling for years, but yesterday’s iteration was particularly egregious, because he was speaking to the National Guard Association — the very people who would be sent into harm’s way if a NATO country ever needed defending.

none of us should be surprised that Donny has no idea how NATO functions. after all, this is the same idiot who, when he was president, had to have Pearl Harbor explained to him.

President Donald Trump did not appear to understand the significance of the iconic Pearl Harbor memorial in Honolulu, Hawaii, during a private tour of the USS Arizona Memorial, according to a new book by two Pulitzer Prize-winning reporters from the Washington Post.

According to the Washington Post reporters Philip Rucker and Carol Leonnig, Trump asked his then-chief of staff, John Kelly, “Hey, John, what's this all about? What's this a tour of?”

this is the same shitheel who, when General Mark Milley brought a disabled war veteran to a military commemoration, chewed Milley out, hissing “no one wants to see that, the wounded.”

Trump said to Milley, within earshot of several witnesses, “Why do you bring people like that here? No one wants to see that, the wounded.” Never let Avila appear in public again, Trump told Milley.

this is the same fuckwad who called the very Marines whose graves he was trampling yesterday “losers” and “suckers.”

“He can’t fathom the idea of doing something for someone other than himself,” one of Kelly’s friends, a retired four-star general, told me. “He just thinks that anyone who does anything when there’s no direct personal gain to be had is a sucker. There’s no money in serving the nation.”

this is the same coward who, when called upon serve his country, begged his daddy to find a quack doctor to gin up a bullshit note about imaginary bone spurs.

The daughters of a Queens foot doctor say their late father diagnosed President Donald Trump with bone spurs to help him avoid the Vietnam War draft as a “favor” to his father Fred Trump, according to a new report Wednesday.

and it’s a good thing that it wasn’t raining yesterday, else Donny would have had to blow the whole thing off, as he did in 2018, because he didn’t want to that piss-stained rat’s nest of hair to get wet.

President Donald Trump canceled a planned visit to a cemetery for Americans killed in World War I, the White House said, citing bad weather that grounded his helicopter.

Paris was covered in clouds with drizzling rain through most of Saturday.

weird how a light drizzle didn’t prevent any other world leader from attending.

hey, as long as we’re strolling down memory lane, here’s another time Donny thought giving a thumbs up was a super fucking appropriate thing to do.

Donny looks pretty happy to be posing with this infant. let’s find out why.

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick, you’re kidding me. this poor child will never know its parents, because they fucking died shielding him from a mass shooter.

CNN’s Jim Acosta reports that the child, who was shielded by both parents who lost their lives in the shooting, was discharged from the hospital after being treated for broken bones and brought back to meet the president.

Acosta also says that a University Medical Center hospital official said that Trump showed “an absence of empathy” during his visit to El Paso.

hey kid, you may be an orphan, but at least you got to meet Donny Convict — so all in all, you came out ahead, right?

thumbs up!