Comer Fudd is a rake-stepping glutton for punishment

have you ever seen anyone with this voracious an appetite for humiliation?

shhh! be vewy quiet — I’m hunting pwesidents!

that’s right, Comer Fudd — the banjo kid from Deliverance who somehow grew up to chair the House Oversight Committee — is at it again.

it seems that Corn Pone Jimmy’s grown tired of punching himself in the nuts, and he’s offering to hand Joe Biden a pair of boxing gloves and let him pummel away for a while.

WASHINGTON—House Committee on Oversight and Accountability Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) today is offering President Joe Biden the opportunity to testify at a hearing in furtherance of the House of Representatives’ impeachment inquiry and is calling on President Biden to answer questions about his participation in his family’s pay-for-influence schemes.

this fucking guy. have you ever seen anyone with this large an appetite for humiliation?

what does Jimbo imagine is going to happen? has he never attended one of his own hearings? does he really want to be publicly pantsed one more time by Jamie Raskin and Jasmine Crockett and Jared Moskowitz?

does he really want this to happen again?

Moskowitz: “I just think we should do it today. let’s just call for it. I’ll make the motion, Mr. Chairman, I want to help you out. you can second it, right? I make the motion to impeach President Biden. go ahead. your turn. you can second it.”
Comer: “gggyyyy”
Moskowitz: “no. nothing. ok, we got nothing. so, with my last couple of minutes, I want to show the American people that they’re never going to impeach Joe Biden. it’s never going to happen. because they don’t have the evidence. ok? this is a show. it’s all fake.”

go back and pause that video clip at the 18-second mark. check out Shouty Jim Jordan’s face. the half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach is laughing. even he thinks that Comer getting rhetorically pied in the face by Moskowitz is hilarious.

in fact, Jimmy’s colleagues have had it up to here with him. he’s making their whole party look like fools, and they’re calling for an end to all the dumbfuckery.

GOP Rep. Bacon Admits ‘No Evidence’ of Crimes Found in Biden Impeachment Probe

The impeachment probe against President Joe Biden is “probably nearing the conclusion,” said Republican Rep. Don Bacon. The congressman said that lawyers for the committees investigating Biden “say, at this point, there’s not a specific crime that has been committed.”

but sure, Jim, go for it. let’s have another clownfuck hearing. you can get up there and jibberjabber excitedly about phone calls and canceled checks like some meth-tweaked Barney Fife until you’re blue in the face. we could all use a good laugh.

“looky looky, I done found me a smoking gun”

Jimmy’s asking Biden to show up on April 16th. we can imagine Joe’s response.

“how about never. is never good for you?”

the thing is, Dark Brandon has no time for Comer’s fucknuttery. he’s too busy ragging on Trump for being a demented old dipshit.

In recent months, Biden has dubbed Trump “mentally unfit”, while this week his campaign declared that the US “deserves better than a feeble, confused, and tired Donald Trump”.

The president’s campaign has dubbed Trump “weak and desperate – both as a man and a candidate for president”. They’ve also taken to calling Trump, who says he is a multibillionaire but was recently unable to pay a court-ordered $454m bond, “Broke Don”.

It’s a remarkable shift for Biden, who less than a month ago raised eyebrows for only referring to Trump as “my predecessor” during his State of the Union speech.

Team Biden isn’t just talking the talk — they’re out there walking the walk.

“A feeble and confused Trump spends the Easter holiday spewing an unhinged all-caps tirade attacking America and talking about himself.”

“A confused Trump claims he made Israel the capital of Israel”

“Trump, confused: We’re gonna have very powerful crime. And you’re gonna be proud of it again.”

yes please, more like this. this is exactly the correct strategy.

in 2016, Michelle Obama famously said “when they go low, we go high” — but that was then, and this is now. in 2024, we need to be “when they go low, we go thermonuclear.”

besides, you know that all of this gets right under Donny Fuckface’s skin. he absolutely cannot handle being mocked, and he’s losing his shit.

in fact, Commander Crazypants spent all of Easter Sunday completely melting the fuck down on his crappy app.

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING CROOKED AND CORRUPT PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES THAT ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, AND PUT ME IN PRISON, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA, A NOW FAILING NATION, LIKE “DERANGED” JACK SMITH, WHO IS EVIL AND “SICK,” MRS. FANI “FAUNI” WADE, WHO SAID SHE HARDLY KNEW THE “SPECIAL” PROSECUTOR, ONLY TO FIND THAT HE SPENT YEARS “LOVING” HER, LONG BEFORE THE GEORGIA PERSECUTION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP BEGAN (AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE AGAINST ME NULL, VOID, AND ILLEGAL!), AND LAZY ON VIOLENT CRIME ALVIN BRAGG WHO, WITH CROOKED JOE’S DOJ THUGS, UNFAIRLY WORKING IN THE D.A.’s OFFICE, ILLEGALLY INDICTED ME ON A CASE HE NEVER WANTED TO BRING AND VIRTUALLY ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS SAY IS A CASE THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROUGHT, IS BREAKING THE LAW IN DOING SO (POMERANTZ!), WAS TURNED DOWN BY ALL OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES, AND IS NOT A CRIME. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

holy fucking shit.

the Shallow State, a project of the mental health professionals behind Duty to Warn, offers some context.

Trump is having a hypomanic episode. Post after post after post. Short posts. Reposts. At least 50 of them so far today. His gut is a simmering stew of agitation, rage, and desperation. His malignant pathologies rule him, filling his head with fantasies of violence and revenge alongside visions of regaining his grandiosity. BUT TODAY, THERE'S MORE. He has a NEW fear now. He's losing his mind - his acuity. He knows it now. He hates himself for it. He hates being pulled back, not being able to absorb adulation at rallies. He hates hearing people tell him he needs to be careful. Neither you nor I can EVER feel the kind of desperation and rage Trump feels now. This is a man terrified that all that he is, and all that he ever said he was - his entire lifetime of secrets and lies and false constructs - is crumbling into ash. This is a malignant narcissist in decline.

Trump is losing it — bigly.

with every passing day, Donny is becoming more unhinged and disoriented. we can see it in his campaign speeches. he’s under a fuckload of stress. he’s got those four criminal trials he’s trying like hell to avoid. sometime this week, he must come up with $175 million dollars to keep Letitia James from turning his Seven Springs estate into a gaudy homeless shelter. Donny loves to brag about how easy it will be to cover that amount, so why hasn’t he done so yet? the clock is ticking.

the decaying old fuck is 77 years old, never exercises and and lives on a diet of Big Macs. do the math.

buckle up, shit is only going to get weirder.

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