everybody hates Marjorie Spork Toes Greene

why does Moscow Marge care about Hungarians in Transcarpathia? because Putin does, too

Marjorie Dumbfuck Greene is what would happen if a zombie ate its own brain first — and like any good zombie, Sporkfoot refuses to die. the House has been trying to get rid of her for ages, but she keeps coming back.

Democrats tried minimizing her crazy by stripping her of all committee assignments. the move backfired. Marge just had more free time to fuck shit up — and then Comer Fudd and Shirt Sleeve Jimmy ended up putting her back on their committees.

last July, after Handy Oakley and Marge got into a big hissy on the floor of the House over which one of them would get to iMpEAch JoE BiDEn first, the Freedom Caucus voted her off the island. that move had the effect of doing absolutely nothing.

Three Toes is back in the news these days because her antics have once again reached the point where she’s endangering the ability of her party to retain its hold on power during an election year.

in short, the GOP is hella pissed at Marge right now. first, because she’s trying to shitcan House Speaker Holy Mike Johnson — a total bonehead move when your own party hold the slimmest of majorities.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) on Monday acknowledged there is a “risk” of House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) becoming speaker in the coming weeks.

Republicans’ razor thin majority means that just a handful of GOP defections could elect Jeffries — a possibility some conservatives have pointed to as their basis for opposing a motion to vacate.

check out this Fox News headline.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is an idiot. She is trying to wreck the GOP

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene needs to be clear about what’s really at stake in 2024

so, when you’ve turned Fox News against you, what do you do for an encore? well, if you’re Marjorie Three Brain Cells Greene, you start spouting Russian propaganda ahead of a vote to restore aid to Ukraine.

I mean that literally — Three Toes is now nattering on about Transcarpathia.

When GOP leaders tried pushing more Ukraine aid through the House, Moscow’s loudest MAGA mouthpiece, Marjorie Taylor Greene, tossed an extremely suspect word salad demanding Kyiv roll over for Putin's oppressive ethnic policies before getting a cent.

As Politico reported, MTG’s noxious amendment said: “No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted.”

the who in the where? why the fuck does Marge give one shit about Hungarians in Transcarpathia? the answer is simple: because Putin does, too.

The amendment that Marjorie Taylor Greene just proposed to sabotage the Ukraine bill is something that is such a nuanced Russian disinfo narrative that it could have only come directly from her Russian handlers.

The notion that Hungarians are being persecuted in Ukraine is insane BUT it's being pushed by both Orban (who was promised a piece of Ukraine by Putin) and Russian disinfo machine. For an American to suggest this really confirms she is being handled.

in 2016, Kevin McCarthy famously said, “there are two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump.” we can now add Marjorie Taylor Greene to that list.

seriously, why hasn’t Three Toes been sanctioned for failing to register as a foreign agent?

Ken Buck is furious with Marge, and he’s come up with a cool new nickname for her.

“Moscow Marjorie has reached a new low. you know, during the Russian Revolution, Leinin talked about American journalists who were writing glowing reports about Russia at the time, as ‘useful idiots,’ and I don’t even think that Marjorie reaches that level of being a useful idiot here. she is just mouthing Russian propaganda and really hurting American foreign policy in the process. she’s acting completely irresponsibly.”

the New York Post loved this new handle so much that they put it on their front page.

wait, it gets gets better. let’s zoom in on that text below the header.

“the score in Congress is now ‘Jewish space lasers’ lady 0, common sense 1.”

holy shit, when you’ve lost both Fox News and the New York Post in the same week, you’ve really fucked up bigtime.

as for Marge, she’s doubling down on the stupid — because Greene is also what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head.

“the people criticizing me are not the American people. the American people agree with me, and I’ve talked to them, and I’ve seen it all over. they are outraged. what they’re saying is that they don’t want to vote for Republicans any more.”

perfect response. ten out of ten, Marge — no notes. keep up the good work braying like a donkey and convincing people not to vote for Republicans.

frankly, I believe that the GOP should be forced to carry Marge to term, even if it endangers the life of their party.

oh wait — not everyone hates The Spork. the Russkies think she’s awesome. here’s Russian State TV hailing Marge for being a style icon, and for not fucking women.

“Marjorie Taylor Greene, you’ve just shown, is a beauty. she is one of the few members of the US Congress who is trying to look like a person in an old-fashioned sense of the word. she is a blonde who wears white coats with a fur collar. she is demonstratively heterosexual.”

you go, girl.

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Donny Trump’s trial resumes this morning, and the prosecution’s very first witness will be former National Enquirer publisher David Pecker — and MSNBC has won the day with the best crawl ever.

MSNBC is openly trolling Trump now, and we are all so fucking here for it.