Jack Smith is not fucking around — re-indicts Trump for January 6 crimes

a second Grand Jury reaches the same conclusion as the first

never bet against the Man Who Convicts War Criminals in The Hague.

after the six corrupt, bought-and-paid-for Federalist Society Hacks on the Supreme Court pulled their ‘Donny Convict is a Very Special Boy who gets to do all the Presidential Crimes he wants’ fuckery, Jack Smith was all ‘okay fine, if that’s the way you Supreme Shitlords want to play it, then get a load of me.’

and so he convened himself a brand new Grand Jury, sat them down and said ‘let’s fucking go, homeys, let’s do this dance again — only this time, we’re gonna ignore all the presidential shit and just focus right in on the crap Donny pulled as a candidate.’

and guess what: this new Grand Jury, having seen the modified evidence, concluded ‘oh yeah, this skeevy fucknugget was doing crimes all right. it’s time to indict the shit out of him all over again.’

Special counsel Jack Smith filed a superseding indictment against former President Donald Trump on Tuesday in which he again accused Trump of resisting the peaceful transfer of power after the 2020 presidential election. Smith narrowed the allegations after a landmark Supreme Court ruling on presidential power earlier this year.

The new 36-page charging document is based on a more refined set of allegedly criminal acts after the Supreme Court ruled Trump was immune from prosecution for some of the conduct included in Smith’s original 45-page indictment returned last year. 

Prosecutors maintained the four counts against Trump that he previously faced — including conspiracy to defraud the United States — but limited the evidence included in the indictment and even removed one unnamed individual from a list of unindicted co-conspirators.

Jack Smith’s objective in filing this slimmed-down superseding indictment is to make Judge Chutkan’s job easier. the Supreme Court has tasked the judge with figuring out which of Donny’s crimes are Very Special Presidential Crimes that can’t be prosecuted, and which are just regular-person crime-crimes that can.

now, this is the place where I shut up and let an actual legal expert take over. Joyce Vance, tell the nice people what happens next.

In other words, this is just Special Counsel Jack Smith’s opener. Trump’s lawyers will want to remove much more from the indictment. That’s the fight that begins when Judge Chutkan holds a status conference on Friday: which allegations and evidence can Smith still use in this case after the Supreme Court’s immunity decision? He has now voluntarily removed some material. Judge Chutkan will have to decide what, if anything more, she will remove based on the arguments Trump’s lawyers will make.

thank you, Joyce.

now check out this big steaming mug of what the fuck:

now, what in the ever-loving name of Clickbait Jesus is this? how could new indictments for Donny possibly be bad news for Kamala?

The latest Trump indictment also bolsters the Harris theme that Americans have a “precious, fleeting opportunity”  to move past the bitterness, cynicism and chaos of the Trump years and into a more optimistic future. Still, her campaign must have some concerns that some moderate, swing voters might view yet another indictment of the former president as overkill.

ah yes, the legendary “moderate swing voters” who apparently reside only in the minds of editorial writers and highly-paid political consultants.

gosh, what a quandary for these swingers: who to vote for — the prosecutor, or the 88-count felony factory who can’t stop criming? I mean, I was going to vote for Kamala, but then they were mean to Donny so now I’m voting for him.

yeah, it makes perfect sense to me.

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hey, remember yesterday, when I asked the question “who the fuck allowed Donny Convict to do a campaign photo-op at Arlington National Cemetery?”

well, I’ve got information, man. new shit has come to light.

it turns out the answer is nobody allowed it. in fact, an Army staff member from Arlington did try to put a stop to Donny’s blatantly illegal freak show — and the encounter ended in the most Donny Convict way imaginable, with verbal and physical abuse on the part of Team Trump.

A source with knowledge of the incident said the cemetery official tried to prevent Trump staffers from filming and photographing in a section where recent U.S. casualties are buried. The source said Arlington officials had made clear that only cemetery staff members would be authorized to take photographs or film in the area, known as Section 60.

When the cemetery official tried to prevent Trump campaign staff from entering Section 60, campaign staff verbally abused and pushed the official aside, according to the source.

just fucking lovely. this is how these cheap mobsters act when they think no one’s looking. when these overgrown playground bullies can’t get what they want, they resort to shoving and yelling. don’t you understand that Donny is a Very Special Boy who gets to do whatever he wants? get out of our way, asshole.

we have no idea who the alleged assailant is, but Corey Lewandowski is trending on twitter right now, just saying.

Team Trump, of course, is denying the whole thing. who, us? we’re angels.

Steven Cheung, the dime-store Bond villain who doubles as Donny’s campaign spokesman, had this to say:

“We are prepared to release footage if such defamatory claims are made.”

okay, then, Stevie — put up or shut up. let’s see what you’ve got.

The Trump campaign declined to make that footage immediately available.

so Team Trump has no proof of their side of the story — but Cheung did manage to get in a little defaming of his own.

“The fact is that a private photographer was permitted on the premises and for whatever reason an unnamed individual, clearly suffering from a mental health episode, decided to physically block members of President Trump’s team during a very solemn ceremony,” Cheung said in the statement.

nice. on what fucking planet does trying to keep a motley crew of trespassers from desecrating hallowed ground qualify as a ‘mental health episode’?

if Steven Cheung wants to witness a bona fide mental health episode, I suggest he attend the next Trump hate-rally and check out the guy speaking.

so, what with fresh indictments and cemetery fuckery and cratering polls and shrinking crowds, Donny’s plate is pretty full right now — so let’s check in on the big galoot and see what he’s choosing to focus on.

”this is your favorite president, Donald J. Trump, with some very exciting news. by popular demand I’m doing a new series of Trump digital trading cards. it’s called the America First collection. fifty all-new stunning digital trading cards. these cards show me dancing and even me holding some bitcoins.”

oh my god, I was right: Donny Convict really does think bitcoins are a tangible object that you can hold in your hand.

sure enough:

the grifting never ends with this guy. he’s too weak and frail to campaign, which leaves him all the time in the world to play late-night infomercial carny barker.

this must be some of that ‘character’ that The New York Times keeps telling us that Donny can win on.

but wait — it gets cheesier.

Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that he is selling a new collection of digital trading cards, and that supporters who buy 15 or more cards will receive a physical card adorned with a piece of the suit he wore for the presidential debate against Joe Biden in June.

right now, your drunk, racist uncle — the one who ruins every Thanksgiving — is spending what’s left of his Social Security check on Dear Leader’s worthless jpegs and random tatters of cloth repackaged as some kind of fucked-up religious relic.

it’s a wise old saying: a Trump cultist and his money are soon parted.