holy shit.
it’s been one week since Kamala Harris became a candidate for president. let’s look at all she’s accomplished in just seven days.
she’s picked up the endorsements of the entire Democratic establishment — the Bidens, the Obamas, the Clintons. Nancy Pelosi. Chuck Schumer. Hakeem Jeffries. every Democratic governor. all fifty State Democratic Chairpersons.
she’s raised a double-fuckton of money. her campaign took in $81 million in its first 24 hours, and over $200 million in the first week— and 66% of the total came from first-time donors.
the grassroots are stoked. more than 170,000 volunteer have signed up to do phone banking, canvassing and other get-out-the-vote efforts.
Kamalamentum is a freight train right now, and it’s picking up speed.
last week, the Win With Black Women Collective held a zoom call in support of Kamala. over 40,000 attendees logged onto it.
this was followed by a Black Men for Harris zoom call that drew more than 50,000.
next came White Women: Answer the Call. it broke all records for a zoom session with over 160,000 participants.
tonight, there’s a White Dudes for Harris call. you can sign up to be on it here.
Kamala is fucking crushing it in the polls right now. look at the most recent swing state numbers.
Kamala’s up two points in Wisconsin. three points in Pennsylvania. four points in Minnesota. TEN FUCKING POINTS in Michigan.
and this is a Fox News poll. the walls of Donny’s golf motel must coated with ketchup right now.
Democrats are pumped.
“The enthusiasm gap in the 2024 presidential race has now been ‘entirely erased’ by Kamala Harris. 88% of Democrats are enthusiastic for Harris compared to only 82% of Republicans for Trump. Even more impressive, nearly half of all independents are enthusiastic for Harris as well.”
Kamala’s controlling the narrative. nobody wants to talk about Donny Shitbag and his miracle ear any more. that’s old news, bro.
last week, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz — one of the homies Kamala is considering for veep — called Donny and the Republicans “weird.”
During an MSNBC interview earlier this week, the Democratic leader said, “These are weird people on the other side. They want to take books away. They want to be in your exam room. That's what it comes down to. These are weird ideas. Listen to them speak.”
Team Kamala has picked this ball up and run with it.
In a press release Thursday, vice-president and presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris issued a list of the main takeaways of what Trump had given the American people. “Is Donald Trump OK?” the X message said. The seventh of nine entries was: “Trump is old and quite weird?”
At a fundraising event in Massachusetts on Saturday, Harris tried out the line again, describing what Trump and running mate JD Vance had been saying about her as “just plain weird”.
it’s working. the hashtag #TrumpIsWeird is trending on not-twitter right now.
and it’s getting under the very thin skin of the entire Republican Party.
“This whole ‘they’re weird’ argument from the Democrats is dumb & juvenile. This is a presidential election, not a high school prom queen contest. It’s also a tad ironic coming from the party that preaches ‘diversity & inclusion.’ Win on policy if you can, but cut the crap please.”
boo fucking hoo. I think Vivek needs a binky, don’t you? here you go, pal.
Kamala’s having the time of her life right now.
now check out the miserable old fuck she’s running against.
does Donny ever look like he’s enjoying himself? no. even cheating at golf brings him no pleasure.
what the hell has Donny got on? Christ on a biscuit, it says ‘President Donald Trump’ on it. imagine being so needy and broken inside that you have to wear an emotional support shirt to remind yourself that for four very fucked-up years, you fell ass-backwards into the United States presidency.
we can makes sure that it never happens again.
we can consign Project 2025 to the shitcan of history — and all the christofascist fuckery that goes along with it.
we can prevent a national abortion ban from happening.
when Steal-Stoppin’ Sammy and Luxury-Vacation Clarence retire from the Supreme Court, we can make sure their replacements won’t be bought-and-paid-for Federalist Society hacks.
we can keep the Senate.
we can return the House to the Democrats, so that the Republicans can’t pull any of their we refuse to certify this election bullshit when Donny loses.
we can do this. all we have to do is outvote the crazies — and there are a shitload more of us than there are of them.
let’s go to the polls this November and kick some Republican ass.
who’s with me?
Vivek Ramalamadingdong has nerve calling the Dems juvenile considering Trump’s level of insults which he tries to disguise as political discourse.
I'm ready. Jeff's ready. We're ALL ready! Let's bring MAGA tears to all of the man-babies out there who just don't know how to deal with a strong woman and her fired up base. Send them crying to their basements where they can practice sectional relations with their couch cushions .. Make Sofas Safe Again!