Kamala is making the corporate-controlled media cry. boo fucking hoo.

sorry, crybabies, Kamala doesn’t need you

have you ever seen a more Stockholm-syndromed bunch of pathetic shitweasels than the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled media?

Donny Convict has them totally fucking cowed. he abuses them. he lies straight to their faces. he calls them the enemy of the state. he threatens to sue them. he promises to chuck them into prison. he pens them up at his hate-rallies and encourages his deranged worshipers to attack them.

he holds quote-unquote “press conferences” where he either doesn’t take questions at all, or only takes questions from Newsmax and Fox’s compliant propagandists.

and how does the media react to all this? they fucking gobble it up. please sir, may I have some more?

Donny Convict can do no wrong — but Kamala Harris? there is nothing she can do that will please the press.

Kamala’s being held to a standard to which no other politician is expected to adhere.

they’re clinton-ruling Kamala. do you remember the “Clinton Rules”?

back when Bill and Hillary ruled the Democratic roost, the media had an unwritten law called “the Clinton rules.” basically, Bill or Hillary would do something that every other politician in the entire history of the world does — something as simple as holding a fundraiser, or giving a speech — and the press would report it in hushed tones and describe it as if it were some new kind of dastardly scandal.

what the press is doing right now might as well be called “the Kamala Rules.”

here’s one example: every candidate for office under the sun, when asked a question, will give an answer to the question they wanted to be asked — one that promotes their agenda.

ask a politician what they had for breakfast. you’ll get an answer along the lines of well, the American people understand in that order to bring down inflation, blah blah blah.

every smart candidate does this. it’s how you stay on-message. the press expects this. they’re used to it. they play along — but not with Kamala. when she does the answer my own question thing, the media fucking dogpiles her. she’s being evasive! she’s bobbing and weaving!

this is an utterly shameless double-standard — because right now, there is one question that no Republican will answer:

did Joe Biden win the 2020 election?

pose this question to any Republican, and you’re going to see some world-class olympic-level bobbing and weaving.

check out Holy Mike Johnson, on George Stephanopoulos’ show this past Sunday.

Stephanopoulos: “can you say unequivocally that Joe Biden won the 2020 election and Trump lost?”
Johnson: “see, this is the game that is always played by mainstream media with mainstream Republicans. it’s a gotcha game.”
Stephanopoulos: “so like Vance, you can’t say unequivocally that Biden won the election and Trump lost?”

Holy Mike won’t answer the question because election denial is now basic GOP dogma.

the media should be absolutely refusing to play along. every Republican who won’t answer this simple question should be getting this treatment from the press:

WHO WON THE ELECTION, LEBOWSKI?

the media should be forcing every Republican to answer this. it should be the very first question asked during every interview, and every press appearance. if they bob and weave, banish them. no more free air time for you, fucknugget.

ostracize the shit out of them. if you have to refer to them at all, call them “the election-denying Mike Johnson”

of course, there’s one Very Special Boy who’s held to absolutely no standards whatsoever. he gets to say whatever he wants, without pushback or consequence.

in a recent interview with lapdog propagandist Hugh Hewitt, Donny once again went Full Hitler, claiming that migrants do crimes because they have “bad genes.”

“How about allowing people to come through an open border,” he said, “13,000 of which were murderers, many of them murdered far more than one person and they’re now happily living in the United States?”

This is a false claim — “outrageously false,” in the wording of The Washington Post Fact Checker — based on a misrepresentation of numbers released by the government.

Unchallenged by Hewitt, Trump continued on the subject.

“You know, now, a murderer, I believe this, it’s in their genes,” he said. “And we got a lot of bad genes in our country right now.”

“bad genes” — again with this demented idiot’s third-grade vocabulary. and this whole “migrants are poisoning the blood of our country because they have bad genes” fuckery is straight out of the Nazi playbook. and, of course, Hewitt let Donny get away with it, opting without comment to change the subject.

so add “crime is genetic” to the long list of ignorant shit Donny believes. pile it along with “you can nuke a hurricane,” “windmills cause noise cancer,” and “there’s a big fucking faucet in Canada that controls all the water.”

now check out how The New York Times sanewashed the shit out of Donny’s Hitlerian tirade.

ohhhh, okay. I guess Donny’s not a Nazi after all. he’s just a modern-day Gregor Mendel who is “fascinated” by genes.

gee, thanks for clearing that up, New York Times. you’re doing the country an amazing service. take a victory lap while we throw flowers.

oh, here’s more clownfuckery from Divisive Donny. listen to him whine about who was in the path of Hurricane Helene.

“Republican areas got hit very hard. you know that. it got hit very, very hard.”

this crybaby dumbfuck — even in the middle of a crisis that affects everyone, he can’t help but divide the country into us and them.

can you imagine Joe Biden or Kamala Harris complaining that Democratic areas got hit very hard? of course you can’t. Joe and Kamala understand that they lead all of America. this is a notion that will never penetrate Donny’s thick skull. he’s too profoundly broken-inside and grudge-fueled to ever grasp this simple concept.

but what should we expect from the pungent grievance-factory who refused to help California because they didn’t vote for him?

meanwhile, the corporate-controlled media doles out to Donny an endless series of free passes. they’ll never hold him to account, because they’re too busy bitching and moaning about Kamala.

why won’t she talk to us?

oh, boo fucking hoo. Kamala isn’t talking to you because she doesn’t fucking need you, that’s why.

Kamala’s been all over the airwaves this week. 60 Minutes, the View, the Call Her Daddy podcast, the Howard Stern Show, the Late Show with Stephen Colbert. she’s getting her message out — without having to sit down with the nepo-publisher of The New York Times and endure his inane questions.

and here’s another cool thing that happened this week:

one billion dollars, in less than three months. no other candidate has ever raised a billion that quickly.

sorry, worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press, Kamala’s doing just fine without you — and so are we.

Kamala’s got this — and so do we.

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