Donald Trump’s a sick fuck, this I know — because Joe Biden tells me so
hey Joe — tell us how you really feel
we already know that Dark Brandon loves him some f-bombs.
most famously, back in 2010, he referred to the signing of Obamacare legislation as a “big fucking deal,” loudly enough for the microphones to catch it.
which is why it’s super fucking amusing and also totally fucking unsurprising to learn that Joe is just as potty-mouthed in private as he is in public — and that he’s no fan of Donny Dumbfuck.
The president has described Trump to longtime friends and close aides as a “sick fuck” who delights in others’ misfortunes, according to three people who have heard the president use the profane description. According to one of the people who has spoken with the president, Biden recently said of Trump: “What a fucking asshole the guy is.”
so, Donald Trump is a “sick fuck” and a “fucking asshole.” hey Joe — tell us how you really feel.
now, I can already hear the entire wingnut outrage-industrial complex gearing up to throw a days-long shit-fit over this. how dare he! where is the decorum? quick, the smelling salts! where is my fainting couch?
great stuff, coming from the people who make a mint selling Fuck Joe Biden beer koozies.
but answer me this, you defenders of Dear Leader: where is the lie?
of course Trump’s a sick fuck. who else would look at a department store dressing room and think gosh, what a great place to rape someone.
of course he’s a fucking asshole. just look at … his entire fucking life.
but Donald John Diaperstain is more than just a sick fucking asshole. he’s also a quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing insurrection-leading testimony-ducking judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering day-one-dictatoring disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering clown-makeup-smearing language-mangling serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging race-baiting tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 91-count fluorescent tangerine felony factory.
Joe, I’m available to write this shit for you. your people have my phone number.
now let’s contrast the vulgar piggishness of Donald Trump with the fundamental decency of Joe Biden.
Biden’s been phoning the families of the soldiers killed last week in Jordan. the parents of Spc. Kennedy Sanders, one of the slain soldiers, shared a tape of their call — and it’s pretty fucking heart-wrenching.
“The day will come when you walk by a park Kennedy played in or open a closet and smell the fragrance of her clothes or something like that and you’ll smile before you cry. That’s when you know you’re going to make it. It takes a long time to get there but I promise you will get there,”
that is the wisdom and empathy of a person who’s been there.
here’s a longer fragment of the call. I defy you to listen to it without tearing up.
compare that to what I wrote just the other day about what happened when Former Fuck was faced with the same situation:
on October 4, 2017, four US soldiers involved in special operations in Niger were ambushed and killed.
how did Commander-in-Chief Dickface von Fuckstain react? he told the families of the slain soldiers that “they knew what they signed up for” and then engaged in a petty twitter spat with a grieving widow.
then he went on TV to praise himself and brag about how he handled the situation better than Obama would have. he also disavowed any responsibility for the soldiers’ mission.
what a sick fuck. what a fucking asshole.
the 2024 election is not just about democracy versus totalitarianism. it’s about decency versus degeneracy.
yesterday, some right-wing yutz tweeted out the following:
ok, here we have some standard blah-blah about how a Republican victory in 2024 depends on the ability on the ability of black voters to … what? grow a third arm? let’s count them in the closeup below:
holy shit. once again, Republicans got caught using AI-generated imagery.
just as with the bogus pic of a six-fingered Donny Dickweed praying in a church, the GOP has to resort to fakery — because there are no photos of black Republicans canvassing for votes.
hey dipshits, you want to attract black voters? maybe stop insisting that slavery was actually a good thing. maybe stop banning books by black authors from school libraries. maybe stop saying that America has never been a racist country. maybe stop pretending that the Civil War was fought over some vague misunderstanding. maybe stop gerrymandering districts so that black people have no representation. maybe stop implying that unarmed black people murdered by psycho cops somehow had it coming to them.
and maybe stop pulling this shit:
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