oh please, Donald Trump doesn’t give a shit about cops

give me a fucking break

Lord Emperor Shitstain was in Massapequa Park on Long Island last night to wedge himself between a camera and the grieving family of a cop killed in the line of duty — and the worst fuckheads in the world fell all over themselves in a mad dash to proclaim that Donny’s photo-op was the most selfless act of humanity ever, one for which Dear Leader deserves endless praise.

oh, please. fuck straight off with that nonsense.

look at this bullshit:

“POLICE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE WE HAVE. THERE IS NOTHING, AND NOBODY LIKE THEM—THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN…”

give me a fucking break. here’s how much Trump loves police: after sending an armed mob to the Capitol on January 6th — where his deranged worshipers beat cops with flagpoles, fire extinguishers, and whatever else was handy — the sadistic fuck sat back and giggled as he watched it on TV — even as his own people begged him to intervene.

over 140 members of Capitol Police were injured on January 6th — and now Trump is promising to pardon the perpetrators as part of his Day One Dictatorship.

did Donny attend the wake of officer Brian Sicknick, who died as a result of his injuries? no, he did not.

but please, tell me one more time about Donald Trump’s undying adoration for law enforcement. that shit never gets old.

Republicans never stop yammering about how much they looooooove cops. bullshit. the only cops wingnuts love are the rogues who abuse their power in order to preserve white supremacy.

whenever some trigger-happy idiot blows away a black woman asleep in her own bed during a botched raid on the wrong apartment, the Fox News crowd will attack the victim, implying that she somehow had it coming to her.

the psychotic shithead who sat on George Floyd’s neck is hailed as a folk hero who got a raw deal.

but when cops preserve democracy, it’s a different story.

Donny’s appearance in Massapequa Park was a cynical campaign photo-op, and the wingnut noise machine is once again counting on the cultists to be too fucking stupid to figure it out.

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hey looky-look, we found some actual election fraud!

Georgia Republican Party official voted illegally nine times, judge rules

Brian Pritchard, first vice chairman of the Georgia Republican Party, was fined $5,000 for voting illegally and registering to vote while serving a sentence for a felony, a judge ruled.

hey, why is it that whenever there’s real election fuckery afoot, the culprit is always some self-entitled Republican?

but wait, this story gets better:

A judge ruled this week that a top Georgia Republican Party official, who has promoted former President Donald Trump's claims of widespread voter fraud affecting the outcome of the 2020 presidential election, has repeatedly voted illegally.

lovely. so it’s not just some GOP rando here. it’s the Vice Chairman of the Georgia Republican Party — and a felon — and on top of that, he’s one of these shitbags who never stops running his mouth about voter fraud the 2020 election.

once again, every Republican accusation turns out to be a confession.

I’ll bet the judge threw the book at this hypocritical fuck.

Brian Pritchard, first vice chairman of the Georgia Republican Party and a conservative talk show host, was fined $5,000 for voting illegally and registering to vote while serving a sentence for a felony conviction. Pritchard was also ordered not to commit further violations, to face public reprimand for his conduct and to pay the State Election Board's investigative costs.

wait, what? he was fined only $5k and got a stern talking-to from the judge? for voting NINE TIMES while a felon? that’s a pretty fucking mild tap on the wrist — especially when you compare it to the raw deal that Crystal Mason got.

in 2016 — unaware that as a parolee, she was not allowed to vote — Crystal headed to her polling place in Rendon, Texas. when her name failed to appear on the voter rolls, a helpful poll worker gave her a provisional ballot to fill out. here’s what happened next:

Mason was indicted on a charge of illegal voting in Tarrant County, Tex., last year and found guilty by State District Judge Ruben Gonzalez on Thursday, despite her protestations that she simply was not aware that she was barred from casting a ballot and never would have done it had she known.

Mason was sentenced to five years in prison.

let that sink in. five years in prison, for basically making an honest mistake.

just this week, an appeals court threw out her conviction — but not after Crystal spent years being dragged through hell and back.

Brian K. Pritchard is white. Crystal Mason is black. just a coincidence, I guess.