dipshit MAGA truckers are now a huge violent problem in Eagle Pass

just go the fuck home. nobody wants you here.

hey, have your heard about the horde of violent criminals who have invaded the Texas border town of Eagle Pass?

no, I’m not talking about imaginary border-crossers coming up from the south. these unwelcome shitheads are from right here in the good old US of A.

I wrote yesterday about the dimwits who ventured down to Eagle Pass to gleefully fuck up some migrant shit, only to find that Eagle Pass is a quiet little town that is definitely not overrun with migrants.

but — spoiler alert — these vigilante idiots wouldn’t take “there are no fucking migrants here, you dumb-asses, now go away” for an answer, and now Eagle Pass is overrun with MAGA morons who are being a huge pain in the ass and aren’t in any hurry to leave.

let’s let one of the good citizens of Eagle Pass explain:

“I’ve always felt very safe here. this is a good place to raise your children. today, downtown, was the first day that I felt unsafe just walking down the street in broad daylight.”

ace job, MAGA. you’re terrifying the shit out of the people you came to quote-unquote “help.” I’d tell you to take a victory lap, but it looks like you’re already doing that.

“Strange scenes in Eagle Pass tonight: folks are out there having a good time and there are these trucks with 80 decals and 100 flags and out of state license plates just kind of circling”

MAGA, with their cartoonish vehicles festooned with American flags and Fuck Joe Biden stickers, are just circling aimlessly around town, because there’s nothing for them to do, and no place where they’re welcome to stay.

how about you just go the fuck home? nobody wants you here.

MAGA now has its own ecosystem of buffoons who travel the country and show up wherever clownfuckery is going on, to play dress-up and star in the movie going on in their own heads. exhibit A: Micki Larson-Olson.

“I went to jail for 161 days for January 6th. I go out as Q-Patriot, and the fact of the matter is, we have 90,000 missing children, and these children are being sex trafficked across the border.”

this unrepentant idiot wears her prison sentence as a badge of honor. she’s now a MAGA celebrity. she’s even gotten a big stinky hug from some 91-count fuckface.

there’s a famous Pogo comic strip from 1971: “we have met the enemy and he is us.”

congratulations, morons, you’re now the problem.

the GOP has built itself an army of unhinged imbeciles eager to show up wherever they’re told to and fuck shit up at the drop of a hat.

a generation of right-wing radio and TV bloviators, along with cynical politicians spouting demagoguery and outright lies, have poured pure hate into the ears of credulous rubes who are now hell-bent on bringing a violent end to the imaginary problems they’ve been told need solving.

what could possibly go wrong?

this the idiocy that led to some dipshit taking a gun across state lines because he was convinced that child sex trafficking was going on in the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement.

this is the sucker-bait that led to some dickhead in New Mexico paying a hit-man to spray bullets into the houses of his political opponents, because he was mad about losing an election.

this is the insanity that led a lynch mob to bludgeon cops and try to hang the vice president on January 6th because God-Emperor and President-for-Life King Fuckface the First was desperate to cling to power.

and now it’s gulled a pack of violent shitweasels into disrupting the lives of ordinary people just trying to go about their business in a sleepy Texas border town.

meanwhile, Texas Übergruppenführer Greg Abbott, the psychopath who gets off on inflicting pain and death on the helpless, was also in Eagle Pass yesterday, and he brought along 13 red-state governors for an embarrassing photo-op.

“A state can defend itself and its citizens to protect their safety from the imminent danger that we are facing — and from an invasion from millions of people coming from across the globe into our country, who are unaccounted for whatsoever,” Abbott said, again casting the record number of asylum-seekers crossing the border as an “invasion.”

thanks, asshole. all this blood is on your hands.

let’s go out on a high note. MAGA, amped up on hate and toxic masculinity and finding no migrant shit to fuck, are now turning on each other. let’s watch as a simple disagreement explodes into a violent confrontation.

perfect, my dudes. keep it up. no notes.