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holy shit! MAGA melts down over ‘woke Marxist pope’
where have all the airplanes gone, and other questions for Piss-Drunk Pete
Donald Trump and the Art of the What the Fuck Is He Babbling About
Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison
fuckwit preznit has no idea if he’s supposed to uphold the Constitution
all hail Pope Fuckface the First
this week in stupid: May 3 edition
Captain Clownpants reshuffles the deck chairs on the Trumptanic
elderly golfer shits pants, blames Joe Biden
Lord Fuckwit’s 100th day just as batshit as the previous 99
American president loses Canadian election
penguins can’t wait to make 200 trade deals with President Stumblefuck
shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy.
this week in stupid: April 26 edition
elderly golfer at Day 100: weak, stupid and pathetic
dumbest president ever wants to party like it’s 1912
Pete Kegstand and the Ketamine Kid teach a master class in fucking up
convicted felon whines about having to respect due process. boo fucking hoo
fuck all these inhuman fucking fucks
Pope snubs JD Vance. entire world laughs.
this week in stupid: April 19 edition
trade wars are easy to lose — especially when you’re a dumbfuck
’who wants my awesome sperms?’ asks world’s richest pest
what’s dumber than a MAGA? nothing.
Harvard to Donny: fuck straight off with your fascism
these tariffs aren’t dead, they’re just resting
Bill Maher is very sad because you hate him. boo fucking hoo
this week in stupid: April 12 edition
maybe he’s just a fucking idiot after all
did Donald Trump do some stock market fuckery, or what?
it’s the Cage Match of the Fuckface Advisors!
Donny done fucked up so bad, even Fox admits we’re headed for recession
it’s Black Monday all over again. thanks, President Clusterfuck!
shut up and eat your shit sandwich, MAGA. you voted for it
this week in stupid: April 5 edition
oligarch overlords agree: stop whining, financial collapse is good for you
dumbest president ever just tariffed an island of penguins
Susan Crawford, fuck yeah. Cory Booker, fuck yeah.
who needs April fools when we have clownfuckers year-round
Sewer Clowns explain Donny’s tariffs: ‘fucked if we know’
oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo
this week in stupid: March 29 edition
Plastered Pete not plastered when he bombed Yemen, CIA pinky-swears!
SignalGate is bad. StupidFuckingIdiotGate is worse.
Signalgate is a five-alarm clusterfuck that just keeps getting worse
oopsies! Plastered Pete texted classified war plans to a journalist. was that wrong?
stop whining about your missed Social Security check, says psycho oligarch
this week in stupid: March 22 edition
let’s talk about what a tacky little gold-obsessed toad Donny is
Mad King Donny fucking loses it when told he can’t disappear Venezuelans
let’s all watch some MAGA shithead get bounced from a bar
Donny doesn’t want to hear about your devastating storms, he’s too busy golfing
some days, you just have to listen to Ms. Spouse
this week in stupid: March 15 edition
‘off with their tariffs!’ screams Mad King Fuckwit
madman unleashes lunatic rant before Ireland’s Prime Minister
elderly rage-baby melts down because everybody’s so mean to Elon
the Space Nazi is having a Big Sad. boo fucking hoo.
secret Canadian fentanyl labs, and other fucked-up Republican fairy tales
the raccoons in elderly golfer’s head have chewed through all the wires
this week in stupid: March 8 edition
which fucking imbecile is running this country?
Donny’s tariffs are already a fucktacular shit-show
Donny Dumbfuck’s gonna learn about tariffs the hard way
gaslighting Republicans turn the bullshit dial up to eleven
Donald Trump shits the bed on Ukraine, and Republicans roll around in it
this week in stupid: March 1 edition
for fuck’s sake, Donny, pay attention while President Musk is talking
Donny posts his nightmare hallucination of an ethnically-cleansed Gaza
lying shitweasel get pantsed by French president
liars, thieves and winos: your Sunday Sewer Clown roundup
elderly golfer shits the bed in batshit CPAC speech
this week in stupid: February 22 edition
bizarros, freaks and incels gather at buffoonpalooza
long live me! blithers Mad King Donny
elderly golfer blasts Ukraine for invading itself
Mexico has had it up to here with this ‘Gulf of America’ bullshit
Team Donny: bird flu’s no biggie, because chickens can’t fly
JD Vance lectures Germany: be nice to your Nazis
this week in stupid: February 15 edition
prosecutors to Donny: fuck straight off, we’re not dropping Eric Adams’ charges
we’re being governed by a bunch of dicks
Donald Trump has replaced the Rule of Law with the Rule of Because Fuck You, That’s Why
Republicans can’t stop saying stupid shit on the Sunday shows
Mad King Donny is freeing us from the oppression of paper straws
this week in stupid: February 8 edition
antichrist speaks at National Prayer Breakfast
befuddled old coot blithers about ‘two-dollar plane tickets’
just a couple of dudes planning war crimes, as one does
doddering old fool gets pantsed by Canada and Mexico
let’s mock all the stupid shit Republicans said on the Sunday shows
incompetent imbecile sabotages California’s water supply
this week in stupid: February 1 edition
dumpster fire blames plane crash on ‘diversity’
imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed
the Battle of the Big Fucking Faucet rages on
befuddled old fart declares brilliant military victory over California
elderly rage-baby melts down when called out for massive abuse of deportees
Dear Leader’s mind is a tumbleweed-strewn hellscape
this week in stupid: January 25 edition
Elderly Golfer blithers incoherently in speech to the World Economic Forum
GOP hit by amnesia ray from outer space, can’t remember January 6th
hero Bishop lectures Dear Leader, and Republicans lose their shit
elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold
this week in stupid: January 18 edition
America’s CEOs are fucking pumped they can act like dicks again
Pete Hegseth is a nasty piece of business
evil Republican shitweasels set conditions on California aid
let them fight! Stevie Three-Shirts vows to fuck the Space Nazi’s shit
elderly convict won’t stop running his ignorant mouth about the LA fires
this week in stupid: January 11 edition
it’s official: Donald Trump is a convicted — and sentenced — felon
no, idiots, Los Angeles isn’t on fire because of ‘diversity.’ shut the fuck up
elderly golfer’s brain goes fuckity-bye in batshit press conference
Rudy Giuliani has thoroughly clownfucked his own stupid life
in Donald Trump’s White House, everything is for sale
cognitively-impaired rage-baby melts down into saddest sad ever
this week in stupid: January 4 edition
elderly golfer is wrong about everything
Republicans make shit up about New Orleans tragedy, because of course they do