inside the Mad King’s court: traitors, war crimers and thieves
which side are these fuckers on?
which would you rather have—
a government of psychopathic fucknozzles who bark ‘kill everybody!’ as casually as they drunk-text classified war plans to reporters?
or a government of greedy grifting shitcannons, milking the country dry?
what if I were to tell you that you could have both?
here’s JPMorgan-Chase Chairman Jamie Dimon, showing why he’s a thousand times smarter than our Secretary of Whatever The Fuck He Imagines He Is Today, Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand.
listen to Dimon answer the question, ‘why isn’t JPMorgan among the donors funding Dear Leader’s vulgar dance hall?’
“we have an issue, okay, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.”
imagine being so corrupt that even JPMorgan wants no part of your corporate shake-down schemes.
but here’s what Dimon understands that Piss-Drunk Pete, in his short-sighted arrogance, doesn’t: Pamnesia Bondi — who can’t remember if there are Dead Pedo Bestie files on her desk, much less if it’s wrong to murder Venezuelan fishermen clinging to the hull of their burning boat — isn’t going to be head of the DOJ forever.
the next Democratic administration is going to bring in a new Attorney General, and — presuming it’s not useless lump Merrick Garland — there could actually be, at long last, accountability. and let’s not forget what Pete’s been accused of here:
A live drone feed showed two survivors from the original crew of 11 clinging to the wreckage of their boat after the initial missile attack Sept. 2, The Post reported Friday afternoon. The Special Operations commander overseeing the operation then ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s directive, according to two people with direct knowledge of the operation, killing both survivors.
I’m sorry, but you can’t just shrug that shit off. the next administration must not declare that ‘it’s time to move forward’ and sweep all this fuckery under the rug. enough is enough. that ‘bygones be bygones’ crap doesn’t work. we tried that already, and letting everyone off the hook is how we ended up with the second reign of Mad King Donny.
here’s a fun statement from a group of former military lawyers.
Since orders to kill survivors of an attack at sea are “patently illegal,” anyone who issues or follows such orders can and should be prosecuted for war crimes, murder, or both.
no wonder Donny and Piss-Drunk Pete got so bent out of shape over that video reminding our armed forces they had a sworn Constitutional duty to refuse illegal orders.
apparently, some in our military have already been carrying out illegal orders.
if you needed another sign that Donny is losing his iron grip on his once-loyal party, here’s a big one: even Republicans are willing to commit a governance, and investigate just what the fuck is going on with Pete’s international crime spree.
Republican-led committees in the Senate and the House say they will amplify their scrutiny of the Pentagon after a Washington Post report revealing that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave a spoken order to kill all crew members aboard a vessel suspected of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean Sea several weeks ago.
suppose congressional Republicans follow through, and actually summon Kegstand to testify? do you think he’ll to try to pull a Costanza, and profess ignorance?
because I gotta tell ya, Piss-Drunk Pete has to plead ignorance on this thing. because if anyone had said anything at all to him when he started working here that that sort of thing was frowned upon…
no, he won’t. that’s not how Dumbfuck McWarfighter rolls. the arrogant fool will no doubt say he has every right to break both US and international laws. in fact, he’s making that claim already.
“We have only just begun to kill narco-terrorists.”
Pete, I’ve got your lawyer on the phone. he sounds kind of panicked, and he’s asking you to shut the fuck up, and please stop confessing.
did you know that Pete’s written a book called The War on Warriors? here’s the title of chapter ten.
oh. huh.
here’s an except from the chapter titled The Laws of War, For Winners.
If our warriors are forced to follow rules arbitrarily and asked to sacrifice more lives so that international tribunals feel better about themselves, aren’t we just better off winning our wars according to our own rules?! Who cares what other countries think. The question we have to ask ourselves is, if we are forced to fight, are we going to fight to win? Or will we fight to make leftists feel good-which means not wining and fighting forever.
holy shit, Piss-Drunk Pete is a madman. this dangerous maniac has no business running an entire military. he really has no idea that the whole reason we have rules of engagement is to protect our own armed forces from having war crimes inflicted on them.
if Pete’s not going to be confined to a padded cell somewhere, can we at least send him back to Fox News, where he can flip skateboards into his own nuts all day long.
no wonder Preznit Fuckwit loves this shithead. his ‘laws are bullshit’ crap aligns perfectly with Donny’s ‘rules are for suckers’ ethos. they’re two peas in a super fucked-up pod.
oh, look — all of our allies are now backing away from us.
Earlier this month, The Guardian reported that Britain had stopped sharing intelligence on Caribbean drug running with the United States “amid concerns information supplied may be used to engage in lethal military strikes by American forces.” They specified that the cooperation was “paused shortly after the US began a campaign of lethal strikes in September.”
that’s great. Great Britain can’t even trust us not to use their own intel to bomb innocent fishermen.
we’re an international fucking pariah now. a tinpot rogue state. how awesome.
check out this bombshell from the Wall Street Journal.
remember that so-called ‘Ukraine peace plan’ that Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner and Putin’s stooge Kirill Dmitriev cooked up, the one that was actually a wish-list of Russian demands for Ukraine’s complete capitulation?
it turns out that the way Russia sold that plan to Preznit Fuckwit was by speaking the only language Donny truly understands: greed.
‘give us Ukraine,’ Russia told America’s Mobster-in-Chief, ‘and we’ll cut you in on a piece of the action.’
Witkoff and Dmitriev cooked up a whole bunch of shady business deals, with the profits flowing straight into the pockets of Donny and his cronies.
U.S. and Russian companies could join to exploit the vast mineral wealth in the Arctic. There were no limits to what two longtime adversaries could achieve, Dmitriev had argued for months: Their rival space industries, which raced one another during the Cold War, could even pursue a joint mission to Mars with Elon Musk’s SpaceX.
at last, Forkship One will become a reality!
for fuck’s sake, even college friends of Cokey McSniffles are in on the grift.
Gentry Beach, founder of investment firm America First Global , a college friend of Donald Trump Jr. and Donald Trump campaign donor, is in talks to acquire a stake in a Russian Arctic gas project if it is released from sanctions, according to The Journal.
you would think that Griftkoff and Kushner would at least be loyal to the United States, but no. their loyalties lie with whoever is willing to dangle wads of cash before their eyes.
it’s fucking traitorous — as always with these greedy shitwaffles, follow the money. ask yourself, ‘who profits?’
somehow, the answer is always ‘Donny and his cronies.’
let’s finish up this sordid tale by circling back to Venezuela — because here’s the real reason that Donny’s so hot to take us to war in South America.
spoiler alert: it has nothing do with with drugs.
As President Donald Trump takes an increasingly aggressive approach toward regime change in Venezuela, international investment giants are already eyeing potential benefits that Nicolás Maduro’s ouster would create.
even Florida Senator Skeletor McMedicareFraud can smell the money.
“The nice thing is, they’ve got plenty of natural resources,” Sen. Rick Scott, R-Fla., told Semafor, referring to post-Maduro investment opportunities in Venezuela. “In a democracy in Venezuela, their resources are massive, so there’ll be a lot of people who want to invest.”
so what are you telling me, that Steve Griftkoff is betraying Ukraine, and Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is being allowed to do war crimes in Venezuela, all so that Donny and his obscenely wealthy cronies can grow ever more obscenely wealthy?
knock me over with a fucking feather.
now, here’s a super-fun — and unretouched — photo of Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants that was taken yesterday at his vermin-infested Florida golf motel.
yeesh. can someone please get this narcoleptic fart factory a pudding cup, and lead him to his bed?
tell me, is that a doctor standing on the other side of the window, intently monitoring Dear Leader? it sure looks like it might be.
Preznit Fuckwit is clearly unwell. he’s deteriorating daily, right before our very eyes.
so let me ask, for the millionth time: what are Donny’s handlers not telling us?
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"which side are these fuckers on?"
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