my pedo bestie stole my teenage girl, whines elderly degenerate

why would Donny call attention to this?

trigger warning: everyone in this story fucking sucks.

on Monday, while flinging word-adjacent noises at reporters covering his stay at his shitty Scotland golf motel, America’s Mad King revealed for the first time what he claimed was the reason he ended his friendship with his dead pedo bestie.

“he did something that was inappropriate: he hired help. and I said ‘don’t ever do that again.’ he stole people that worked for me. I said ‘don’t ever do that again.’ he did it again, and I threw him out of the place. and that was it.”

we were all that’s fucking it? Epstein poached workers from Donny’s shitty golf motel? that’s what ended a decades-long friendship?

but of course that wasn’t fucking it — because as with all things Donny, the more you know, the worse it gets.

here’s Donny, digging himself deeper on Air Force One as he returned to the States yesterday.

Reporter: “Mr. President, one of those stolen persons, did that include Virginia Giuffre?”

Donny: “I think so. I think that was one of the people. yeah. he stole her. and by the way, she had no complaints about us, as you know, none whatsoever.”

oh, so it’s just a couple of sleazy middle-aged degenerates, bickering because one of them ‘stole’ a teenage girl from the other, as if she were just property — as will happen when everyone in the story fucking sucks.

but wait — did Donny say it was Virginia Guiffre?

the same Virginia Guiffre who was 16 at the time she worked for Donny and was then trafficked by Ghislaine Maxwell and forced to provide ‘sexual services’ for Epstein and his piece of shit pals for the next two-and-a-half-years?

so, Donny had teenage girls working for him at his skeevy Florida golf motel, and he and his dead pedo bestie fought over who got to ‘own’ them — and Donny thinks this story makes him look like the hero.

first of all, holy shit.

and second of all, holy shit.

by the way, my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge is now in its 1,947th day.

would any of the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled media care to take me up on it?

Donny, what’s a “spa girl”? I hesitate to ask, because I have this creepy feeling that I really don’t want to hear the answer.

Q: Yes, they were young women? What did they do? Like, what were their jobs?

TRUMP: In the spa.

Q: In the spa?

TRUMP: Yeah, people that work in the spa. I have a great spa, one of the best spas in the world at Mar-a-Lago.

oh, so “spa girls” work in the spa. mystery solved. thanks for clearing that up, sleazebag.

fun fact: we’re getting conned again. it only took about five seconds for people to start poking holes in Donny’s latest narrative — because, as always, none of this shit holds water.

the Guiffre incident happened in 2000. keep that year in your mind as we take a stroll down memory lane.

remember this barf-inducing quote from Donny, regarding Epstein?

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

that’s what Donny blurted to a New York Magazine reporter in 2002.

so, Donny and his dead pedo bestie have this massive breakup, and two years later he’s telling New York Magazine about what a madcap funster his great pal Epstein is?

I don’t think so.

if you were on the phone with a reporter who asked you about the guy you shitcanned out of your life because he ‘stole’ your teenage ‘property,’ wouldn’t you bark out something like ‘I don’t want to talk about that fuckface rat bastard,’ and hang up?

the very next year, in 2003, Donny drew that nekkid-lady birthday card that was part of Epstein’s 50th birthday book — the one that included the heartfelt inscription. “may every day be another wonderful secret.”

again, what the fuck?

remember: Donny will hold a life-long grudge against you if you look at him funny. Epstein did him dirty, but three years later he’s drawing tits and pubic hair over a poem waxing rhapsodic about the ‘wonderful secrets’ they share together?

it doesn’t add up.

and then there’s this: according to research done by The Miami Herald, Epstein was on the Motel-a-Lago membership rolls until 2007.

“A footnote in the book says the authors were shown the club’s registry from more than a decade earlier and that Epstein in fact had been a member until October 2007.”

that’s seven years after the Virginia Guiffre incident — and an entire year after Epstein was arrested on charges of “procuring a minor for prostitution and solicitation of a prostitute.”

what great company you keep, Donny.

what did Donny hope to accomplish with this latest set of ‘facts’ about his breakup with his dead pedo bestie?

why would Donny want to remind everybody that Virginia Guiffre — a woman so traumatized by what Epstein and his merry band of perverts inflicted on her that she eventually took her own life — worked at Motel-a-Lago when she was only 16 years old?

because he’s a fucking blabbermouth who talks first and thinks never, that’s why.

Donny always makes things worse for himself — but don’t try telling him that. he thinks he hit a home run yesterday. he’s already doing victory laps.

guess again, dumb-ass.

every time Donny comes up with some new bullshit version of what he got up to with Jeffrey Epstein, all he does is make reporters sit up and take notice.

the only thing you need to know about this latest installment of the ever-shifting saga of Donny And His Dead Pedo Bestie is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein Files.

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here’s your hero of the day: the person who’s been driving this “welcome to Scotland, Donald” truck all over Aberdeen.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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