Bruce Springsteen dissed Dear Leader and MAGA crapped ALL their diapers
boo fucking hoo, crybabies
for a guy who should be pleased with himself for having spent the past week scooping up bribes that ranged from a ginormous golden Pimp Force One to a greasy bag of burgers, the pantshittingest rage-baby to ever soil himself in the Oval Office sure is in a bad mood right now.
“I see that Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States. Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he’s not a talented guy — Just a pushy, obnoxious JERK, who fervently supported Crooked Joe Biden, a mentally incompetent FOOL, and our WORST EVER President, who came close to destroying our Country. If I wasn’t elected, it would have been GONE by now! Sleepy Joe didn’t have a clue as to what he was doing, but Springsteen is ‘dumb as a rock,’ and couldn’t see what was going on, or could he (which is even worse!)? This dried out ‘prune’ of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that’s just ‘standard fare.’ Then we’ll all see how it goes for him!”
oh my. even by Mad King Donny’s standards, that is one impressive fucktangle of childish grievances. Donny unloads on Bruce Springsteen for a laundry list of ‘radical left’ misdeeds ranging from supporting Sleepy Joe Brandon to being an ‘atrophied’ prune who Donny never liked.
just for kicks, let’s do a side-by-side comparison of the 75-year-old ‘dried out prune of a rocker’ with our 78-year-old Adonis of a president.
here’s what got Donny so knickertwisted: Bruce had the utter temerity to diss Dear Leader, right from the stage of a concert hall in Manchester, England.
In my home, the America I love, the America I’ve written about, that has been a beacon of hope and liberty for 250 years, is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent and treasonous administration.
Tonight, we ask all who believe in democracy and the best of our American experiment to rise with us, raise your voices against authoritarianism and let freedom ring!
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They are abandoning our great allies and siding with dictators against those struggling for their freedom. They are defunding American universities that won’t bow down to their ideological demands.
They are removing residents off American streets and, without due process of law, are deporting them to foreign detention centers and prisons. This is all happening now.
A majority of our elected representatives have failed to protect the American people from the abuses of an unfit president and a rogue government. They have no concern or idea for what it means to be deeply American.
show us on the doll where any of that shit is inaccurate, Donny.
our current president is in fact a penny-ante fascist tyrant hell-bent on burning to the ground the America that We the People hold dear — and bravo to Bruce for refusing to stay silent.
now that Springsteen has committed the cardinal sin of dissing Dear Leader, MAGA is going to make Bruce sorry he ever opened his fat commie yap — and they’re going to do it in the most clownfuckingly impotent way possible.
“Springsteen is DONE!! Just Burned all his records tapes and everything else about him I had!!”
awesome work, bro. way to rear back and punch yourself squarely in the dick. burning all the shit you already paid for really hurts Bruce where it counts. ace job, really.
now let’s all gaze in awe as some fuckwit brucespringsteensplains Bruce Springsteen to Bruce Springsteen.
listen up, nitwit. I’m pretty sure that the guy who wrote Born in the USA hasn’t “forgotten what it means.”
Born in the USA is about a Vietnam vet who returns home to a nation that pretty much tells him to go fuck himself. nobody wants to hear about his problems.
it’s right there in the lyrics, if MAGA ever bothered to listen past the chorus.
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow manCome back home to the refinery
Hiring man says “Son if it was up to me”
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said “Son, don’t you understand”
that chorus everyone loves to shout — “born in the USA, I was born in the USA” — that’s meant to be a complaint. ‘what about me? I was born here, too’ — but try explaining any of that to MAGA. they can’t be bothered with stupid things like nuance. they just want a slogan to punch their fists in the air to. fuck yeah!
build the wall! fuck yeah!
drill baby drill! fuck yeah!
born in the USA! fuck yeah!
Bruce Springsteen’s politics — as well as his catalog of songs — have always leaned left. that’s obvious to anyone who’s been paying attention. but because that one song has a misunderstood refrain, America’s dumbest fuckbrains have spent the last forty years laboring under the mistaken impression that Springsteen was one of their own — and now they’re shocked to learn it’s never been true.
get ready for the one of the dumbest takes ever.
“Attendees of the Bruce Springsteen concert may want to consider taking legal action against him for potential fraud. It is likely that some individuals were unaware that the event would have a strong political focus. If I had attended the concert, I would have expected an entertaining performance, not a politically charged speech. Advertising a concert and then delivering a political event could be considered fraudulent.”
yeah, no. I’m pretty sure there weren’t any offended MAGAs in that Manchester, England audience — but if there were, I do in fact hope they sue. that would be most fucking awesome thing ever. why? because it would be a British trial.
you know what that means: a bunch of bewigged judges and solicitors patiently listening to some numb-nuts whine about how Bruce hurt my fragile fee-fees.
I would watch the shit out of that, if they televised it. so would you.
whenever MAGA starts whining about ‘why are entertainers inflicting their politics on us, can’t they stay in their lane?’ I always think about this guy.
Duck Dynasty was a reality show about a family who tarted themselves up in yahoo cosplay and sold duck calls to hunters. that was their entire deal.
the Fox News crowd fell head over heels in love with these goofuses, because of course they did. what’s not to love about a bunch of red-blooded racists who hate the same people they do?
so night after night, Phil Robertson — a guy who made duck whistles for a living — got to show up on Hannity to wax forth on shit he knew nothing about.
by the way, it was all an act. the Robertson clan were a bunch of privileged assholes who grew beards and wore camo because it made for good TV.
they were all just as fake as Dear Leader’s spackled-on tan.
in a world of MAGA morons, be a Neil Young. here’s what Neil posted in support of his old pal Bruce.
“As a Canadian-American dual citizen, I stand with the great majority, thanking you for speaking so eloquently and truthfully on behalf of the American people. We are with you my old friend. Your great songs of America ring true as you sing them to Europe and the world!”
let’s go out with a song. from that Manchester, England concert, here’s Bruce doing Land of Hope and Dreams.
have a great Sunday, everyone.
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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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Cheeto Jesus has some nerve criticizing the appearance of ANYONE’s skin. His looks like someone has already started the taxidermy process.
Holy shit, Screw Loose Donny really had a meltdown over The Boss! 😂