Preznit Fuckwit and his flunkies once again mishandle a tragedy

never a thoughtful or reasoned response to anything

on Wednesday evening in Washington, DC, some fuckface psycho casually sauntered up to two people, and, out of the clear blue, gunned them down. as I sit here writing this on Friday morning, one of the victims has died from her wounds. the other remains hospitalized, in serious condition.

just another fucked-up day in the United States of Guntopia, right?

wrong. it wasn’t just another fucked-up day — because the shooter was an Afghan immigrant, and the victims were National Guard troops.

that’s right, it became an infinitely fucked-up day — because the worst people in the world immediately sprung into action.

“I remember back in 2021 criticizing the Biden policy of opening the floodgate to unvetted Afghan refugees. Friends sent me messages calling me a racist. It was a clarifying moment. They shouldn’t have been in our country.”

fact check: JD Vance has no friends. even couch cushions cringe when he walks into the room.

this fucking guy never met a problem that couldn’t be solved by cranking the ‘racism’ and the ‘blame Joe Biden’ dials both way past 11. ‘blah blah blah blah Joe Biden unvetted refugees blah blah blah.’

fuck off, you doughy pantload. let’s explore the claim that this Afghan refugee wasn’t vetted. oh yes he was. in fact, he worked with the CIA in Afghanistan.

Rahmanullah Lakanwal was part of one of the CIA’s “Zero Units” that were involved in combat missions to seize or kill suspected terrorists, according to several people familiar with the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to publicly discuss details of the investigation.

it’s a good thing that our country’s penchant for training foreign nationals to become elite assassins never comes back to bite us on the ass, isn’t it?

but here’s

the biggie: after Lakanwal came to America and was fully vetted, he was granted asylum. in April, 2025. by the Trump administration.

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let’s back up a bit. this was a senseless and tragic incident — but it was made doubly senseless and tragic by the fact that troops shouldn’t have been in DC in the first place.

the National Guard were never needed — or wanted — in DC. they were sent there by a tinpot-wanna-be who was super horny to play tough guy, and inflict his authoritarian bullshit on a Democratically-run city.

this was a tragedy waiting to happen. even the troops and their commanders were worried for the own safety.

“I knew this would happen,” a member of the California National Guard texted The New York Times as news spread, speaking on condition of anonymity because he did not have authority to comment publicly.

As part of the force sent to Los Angeles this summer to assist in the president’s immigration crackdown, the soldier, who has served in the Guard for six years, said he and his commanders worried that the assignment “increased our risk of us shooting civilians or civilians taking shots at us.”

once the Guard arrived in DC, there was nothing for them to do — and so they were assigned make-busy tasks. we’ve all seen the photos of Guard troops raking the leaves in DC parks.

real essential stuff, right?

just last week a federal judge ruled that Donny’s military occupation of the nation’s capital was illegal.

A federal judge on Thursday ordered President Donald Trump to end the deployment of National Guard troops to the nation’s capital.

but don’t try to suggest to any of Dear Leader’s flunkies that the Guard weren’t needed in DC. let’s watch Jeanine Boxwine, America’s Tipsiest US Attorney, blow a gasket when confronted by a reporter.

reporter: “there are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn’t have been there.”

Pirro: “I don’t even wanna talk about whether they should’ve been there. we ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it’s time to bring in more law enforcement.”

I cannot put too fine a point on this, but THE MILITARY AND LAW ENFORCEMENT ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. in fact, there are laws in place that prevent the military from acting as police— but look at me, once again futilely trying to explain the law to a bunch of shitweasels who couldn’t give a fuck about what the law says.

have you ever noticed there’s never one nanosecond of introspection from these clowns? would it kill them to even consider for a moment whether or not it was a good idea to put troops on the streets of American cities?

they can’t ever have a reasoned or thoughtful response to anything. never a passing thought that ‘huh, maybe we’re the baddies’?

no. they’re so goddamned self-righteous and sure of themselves — and of Dear Leader. whatever America’s Mad King decrees must never be questioned, no matter how obviously dimwitted or reckless. if Donny says we need a military occupation in an American city, it’s not Attorney Boxwine’s job to go ‘really? are you sure?’

no, she’s going to ‘kiss the ground and thank God’ in gratitude.

it’s a cult, from the diaper-wearing dumbfucks, all the way up to Dear Leader’s own cabinet.

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oh, look. the complete piece of shit who knows more about being a complete piece of shit than all the complete pieces of shit is going use this senseless tragedy as an excuse to double down on the racism and the cruelty — he’s going to put a stop to all immigration (of non-white people).

Donald Trump has said he will “permanently pause migration from all third world countries,” a day after two national guard members were shot in Washington DC in an attack that has become a political flashpoint in the president’s ongoing crackdown on immigration.

Donny’s also going to use this tragedy as a pretext for kicking more legal residents out of the country and ship them to who the fuck cares.

The US will reexamine all green cards issued to people from 19 countries “of concern” at President Donald Trump’s direction, as the Trump administration intensifies its immigration crackdown following the shooting of two National Guard members in Washington, DC.

“At the direction of @POTUS, I have directed a full scale, rigorous reexamination of every Green Card for every alien from every country of concern,” Joe Edlow, the director of US Citizenship and Immigration Services, wrote in a post on X Thursday.

so, because one guy — who we trained to be a killer — went a little funny in the head, now all immigrants must suffer.

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can we just pause for one moment to reflect on the utter uselessness of Krayzee-Eyes Kash Patel?

“you can see behind me we have already assembled the full force of both the federal and state law enforcement agencies, to bring to bear all of our resources to make sure we find the perpetrators responsible for this heinous act — and make no mistake, they will be brought to justice.”

good work, bro. just one little hitch: the suspect was already in custody at the time.

how did Krazee-Eyes not know that? it’s literally his job to know when a suspect is caught. I’m beginning to think it may have been a mistake to appoint a scam-artist podcaster to be the head of America’s top law enforcement agency.

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hey, you want to see a stupid asshole act like a ginormous fuckwad?

CBS reporter Nancy Cordes: “the suspect worked very closely with the CIA in Afghanistan for years. he was vetted, and the vetting came up clean.”

Donny: “he went cuckoo. he went nuts. and that happens, too. that happens too often with these people. you see them. but, uh, look. [holds up photograph] this is how they come in. this is how they’re— they’re standing on top of each other. that’s an airplane.”

let me jump in here for a moment. do you notice that Donny is increasingly carrying visual aids with him? I’m sure that Stephen Miller gave him that photo, and said ‘look, sir, those are all unvetted Afghans in an airplane. you like airplanes, don’t you sir? zoom! zoom!’ I’m sure Donny’s flunkies have to explain everything to him like the childish simpleton he is. and then in turn, he imagines that the reporters are as dumb as he is. ‘see this? that’s an airplane.’ yes, we know it’s an airplane, moron.

but I digress.

“there was no vetting or anything. they came in unvetted. and we have a lot of others in this country, we’re going to gettem out. but they go cuckoo. something happens to them.”

Cordes: “your DOJ Inspector General just reported this year that there was thorough vetting by DHS, and by the FBI, of these Afghans that were brought into the US, so why do you blame the Biden administration.”

Donny: “because they let them in. are you stupid? are you a stupid person? because they came in on a plane along with thousands of other people who shouldn’t be here, and you’re just asking questions because you’re a stupid person.”

fact check: fuck you, you fucking fuck. Nancy Cordes is asking questions because she’s a reporter. it’s her job to ask questions. and it’s your job as president to answer those questions, and not be a ginormous whiny dick about it.

notice how it’s always the women who Donny verbally assaults, and treats with utter contempt. misogynist says what?

come on already. why is the White House press corps continuing to just stand there in silence as President Piggy repeatedly insults their colleagues? Donny, increasingly demented, is just going to get more and more abusive.

this is an issue that’s not going to away by itself. at long last, it’s time for someone to finally win my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ (now in its 2,068 day).

come on, reporters. you know you want to.

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