Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie

the heartbreak of pamnesia — won’t you please help find a cure?

hey, remember back in February, when Fox News asked Attorney General Pam Bondi, “the DOJ may be releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients? will that really happen?”

remember Pam’s answer? here are her exact words: “it’s sitting on my desk right now to review. that’s been a directive by President Trump. I’m reviewing that.”

remember in March, when a bunch of MAGA influencers were given binders labeled ‘the Epstein Files, Part One,’ and Bondi promised them that Part Two would soon be in their hands?

remember in May, when Pam Bondi personally warned Dear Leader that the FBI had discovered that his name was all over the Epstein Files?

of course you remember all that. how could you not? it’s fucking unforgettable. but you know who apparently doesn’t remember any of it? Pam Bondi. don’t bother asking her. all that shit is gone from her brain. she’s clueless. Epstein Files? what Epstein Files? what even is an Epstein File?

good news, folks. medical researchers at Walter Reed Hospital have identified the root cause for Pam Bondi’s lack of memory regarding Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie: pamnesia.

look how far Bondi’s pamnesia has progressed.

Senator Whitehouse: “let me ask you something else. there’s been public reporting that Jeffrey Epstein showed people photos of President Trump with half-naked young women. do you know if the FBI found those photographs in their search of Jeffrey Epstein’s safe, or premises or otherwise? have you seen any such things.”

Bondi: “you know, Senator Whitehouse, you sit here and you make salacious remarks, once again trying to slander President Trump, left and right, when you’re the one who was taking money from Epstein’s closest confidants, I believe, I could be wrong, correct me, Reid Hoffman, who was with Jeffrey Epstein on multiple occasions, and the senator sitting right next to you tried to block the flight logs from being released. yet, you’re grilling me on President Trump, some photograph with Epstein? come on.”

Whitehouse: “the question is, did the FBI find those photographs that have been discussed publicly by a witness who claimed Jeffrey Epstein showed them to him?”

Bondi: [stares blankly]

Whitehouse: “you don’t know anything about that? okay.”

it’s so tragic. Pam Bondi can no longer remember that her job, when called upon to testify under oath in front of the Senate Oversight Committee, is to answer questions honestly, and not stage some farcical Amateur Hour performance of How Dare You Theater — all the while slandering the senators asking the questions.

oh, and fact check: fuck off, Pam. none of the bullshit she was slinging about Senator Whitehouse is true.

“Contrary to what the Attorney General said multiple times today, nobody by the name of Reid (or Reed) Hoffman has donated to any of my campaigns — not in 2018, not in 2024, not ever.”

that’s why Pam had to equivocate, and stick ‘I could be wrong’ in there — because she was under oath, and she knew that shit was a lie.

it’s weird as fuck that Bondi brought dodgy opposition research with her to a hearing, and had a tailor-made accusation to lob at every Democratic senator who questioned her.

it’s almost as if she planned in advance to be a belligerent asshole.

Bondi: “Senator Blumenthal, I cannot believe that you would accuse me of impropriety, when [points finger, shouts hoarsely] you lied about your military service.”

Senatory Blumenthal: “I am not asking you— I am not accusing you of impropriety. I’m asking you about conversations with Mr. Ballard—”

Bondi: “you lied. you admitted you lied to be elected a US Senator. you lied. how dare you? I’m a career prosecutor. don’t you ever challenge my integrity. I have abided by every ethics standard. do not question my ability to be fair and impartial as attorney general.”

oh please. stuff a sock in it, Pam, and spare us your cheap performative histrionics. no one’s in the mood for it today.

Bondi’s pamnesia has progressed to the point where she can’t even remember her own origin story. yes, she was a career prosecutor — but an ethical one? ha fucking ha.

let’s talk about Trump University, where gullible schnooks paid thousands of dollars on the promise of being taught how to be a real estate mogul. it was a pure scam. the only education the ‘students’ got was a painful lesson in Why You Should Never Give Money To Donny Convict.

in 2013, after dozens of Floridians complained about being fleeced, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi announced she would be launching an investigation into Trump University — an investigation that went fuckity-bye after Donny swooped in and made an illegal $25,000 campaign contribution — a contribution that she solicited.

Simultaneous to the investigations of Trump University, according to Palm Beach Post and other reports at the time, Bondi acknowledged approaching Trump for a monetary donation.

announcing an investigation and simultanously asking the subject of that investigation for money? wow, that sounds ethical as fuck.

ever since proving what a good soldier she can be, Bondi’s ridden the Donny Convict Gravy Train to fame and glory — and now she’s his Attorney General.

so, what was that you were saying about your integrity, Pam?

won’t you give generously to the Pamnesia Foundation, and help find a cure? Dear Leader did, to the tune of twenty-five grand.

Bondi didn’t just have pamnesia about the Epstein Files — she had pamnesia about every fucking thing. let’s just let Adam Schiff bring all the receipts in this two minute clip. it’s a long one — but it needs to be transcribed in full, because holy shit.

I think it’s valuable that the American people get a sense of what you have refused to answer today. So these are just some of the questions you refuse to answer, or have answered with personal attacks on members of this committee. You were asked whether you consulted with career ethics lawyers, as you promised you would do during your nomination hearing.

When you approved the president receiving a $400 million gift from the Qataris, you refused to answer that question. You were asked who or what role you may have played, or who played the role in asking that Trump’s name be flagged in any of the Epstein documents gathered by the FBI. You refuse to answer that question. You were asked whether Homan kept the $50,000 bribe money. You refused to answer that question. You were asked whether Homan paid taxes on the $50,000 bribe money. You refused to answer that question.

You were asked, did career prosecutors find insufficient evidence to charge James Comey. You refused to answer that question. You were asked, how are military strikes on these boats in the Caribbean legal. And you refuse to even answer that question. You were asked, did you discuss indicting James Comey with the president. You refused to answer that question.

You were asked, did you approve the firing of antitrust lawyers who disagreed with the Hewlett Packard merger. You refused to answer that question. You were asked whether you support a restoration fund for violent insurrections, insurrections to attack the capitol on January 6th. Refuse to answer that question.

You were asked whether you were firing career professionals, career prosecutors just because they worked on January 6th investigations. You refused to answer that question. You were asked by my colleague whether you believe government officials, like immigration officials, have to abide by court orders. You wouldn’t answer that question.”

in not one instance did Pam Bondi simply answer yes or no. what we got instead was a nonstop infantile display of fake outrage, full of aggrieved shouting, cranked-to-eleven histrionics, and performative finger pointing — and it was all for that Audience of One, watching back in the White House. Pam needed to prove that she was still that good soldier, the one who made that Trump University investigation go fuckity-bye.

at the end of the day, however, Pam Bondi did herself no favors. nor did she do Dear Leader any favors. all she accomplished was to remind everyone that there’s a cover-up going on, at the highest levels of government — to prevent the public from finding out just what ‘wonderful secrets’ Donny and his dead pedo bestie were getting up to, all those years ago.

all you need to know about Bondi’s acute case of pamnesia is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein Files.

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look who else seems to be suffering from some form of pamnesia: the limpest dick in Congress, House Speaker Holy Mike Johnson.

Mike can’t even keep his story straight about why he won’t swear in Adelita Grijalva.

CNN’s Manu Raju: “earlier this year you swore in two Republican members during a pro forma session. so why not swear in Adelita Grijalva who was elected 2 weeks ago, during a pro forma session? does it have to do with her 218th signature on the Epstein discharge petition?”

Holy Mike: “it has nothing to do with that at all. we will swear her in when everybody gets back. it’s a ceremonial duty.”

Raju: “why not now?”

Holy Mike: “uh— look— uh, we’ll schedule it, I guess, as soon as she wants.”

ohhh, so it’s up to Adelita Grijalva. it’s whenever she wants to be sworn in, that it happens.

that’s a cool story, bro. let’s fact-check it.

the only thing you need to know about Holy Mike’s incoherent answer is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein Files.

release the full, unedited Epstein Files, you fucking fucks.

you know you’re going to have to, eventually.

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