Pope snubs JD Vance. entire world laughs.
Happy Easter, everyone!
hey folks —
so, it’s around 8:45am and I’m about nine hundred words into an angry post about all these heartless Republican fuckwads and the immigrants they disappeared without the slightest due process into that slave-labor gulag. and then it hits me — it’s Easter Sunday. so, no rage-spiraling today. I’m starting over on a short post that’s lighter in tone. you’ll get that long, angry rant tomorrow.
— jeff t
everybody hates United States Vice President Dildo Baggins. sorry, but them’s the facts. European leaders run when they see him coming. they don’t need another condescending lecture about why they should be hugging their Nazis.
his trip to Greenland was a fucktacular disaster. he ended up confined to a US military base, because no Greenlander wanted him near their furniture.
but here’s how you know JD done really shit the bed: even the Pope wants no part of him. imagine traveling all the way to the Vatican during Holy Week for a meeting with Pope Francis, only to be told ‘sorry bro, His Holiness has to rearrange his sock drawer.’
Pope Francis did not attend the Vatican’s official meeting with U.S. Vice President JD Vance on Saturday, instead having his No. 2 deliver a lecture on compassion, according to a Vatican statement.
here’s that statement.
“There was an exchange of opinions on the international situation, especially regarding countries affected by war, political tensions and difficult humanitarian situations, with particular attention to migrants, refugees, and prisoners.”
oh, to have been a fly on that wall — because “exchange of opinions” has to be a top entry in the Polite Euphemism Hall of Fame. we have no idea what went on between Cardinal Pietro Parolin and Couchfuck McGee — but if it were me doing the ahem exchanging of opinions, it would have gone something like this:
what the fuck are you fucking fucks doing? you can’t just round up people and disappear them into slave-labor camps without a trial. that’s fucking barbaric. have you ever fucking looked in a Bible? what part of ‘love thy neighbor’ do you no understand? know what else is in the Bible? ‘feed the hungry’ and ‘clothe the needy’ — and you assholes aren’t doing any of that shit. in fact, you’re doing the opposite. why are you shredding your social safety net? who the fuck does that? and please explain to me why the rich need more tax cuts. let me tell you something, pal: if you already have so much fucking money that you can waste billions on a dick-shaped rocket so that your girlfriends can float in the air for eleven minutes, you can afford to pay your fair share of taxes. I have five words for Jeff Bezos: ‘eye of the needle, shithead.’ now let’s talk about war: it’s fucking wrong. I can’t believe I have to even say that out loud. cut that shit out. leave Canada and Greenland and Panama alone. and no, Nazis are not cool. Nazis are never cool. what the fuck is wrong with you? pick up a fucking history book.
but that’s just me.
Pope Francis was probably also hiding out in order to avoid a repeat of this nightmare from Donny’s first presidency. remember this huge bowl of what the fuck?
Donny’s two sister-wives apparently thought they’d been invited to a funeral, while Donny himself is in full shitgrin mode. look at me, I’m popin’ it up with the Pope.
meanwhile, the Pope is all fuck this shit.
for Easter Sunday, Donny has issued the following heartfelt message of peace and love.
Happy Easter to you, too, asshole.
fact check: Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants is experiencing another of his fever-swamp hallucinations. his poll numbers are in the shitter.
President Donald Trump is closing out the first quarter of his second term in office with an average 45% job approval rating, higher than the 41% earned in his first term but well below all other post-World War II presidents elected in the U.S. The average first-quarter rating for all presidents elected from 1952 to 2020 is 60%.
a huge thank you to everyone who participated in yesterday’s round of protests.
a ginormous crowd packed Madison Avenue in NYC.
here’s Miami.
here’s Concord, Massachusetts, on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s ride.
folks were even at the White House.
as always: stay loud, and stay angry.
here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
the good news is tomorrow's post is already half written
while I was writing this post, Donny put up his actual Easter message, and of course it cranks the batshit way past eleven.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114370361342759621
Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country. Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten! Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing -- But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!!