two Democrats were murdered. the MAGA response was beyond disgraceful.
scenes from an American assassination
on Saturday morning, some scumbucket psycho dressed himself up as a cop and knocked on the door of Democratic Minnesota State Rep. Melissa Hortman. he then opened fire, killing Hortman and her husband.
he also pulled the same shit at the home of Democratic State Senator John Hoffman, hospitalizing Hoffman and his wife.
it was a politically-motivated assassination. it was also just another fucked-up day in the United States of Guntopia.
the suspect, Vance Luther Boelter, is in custody. here’s what we know about this waste of oxygen:
Boelter was in the past a registered Republican. His evangelical religion and his anti-LGBTQ and anti-abortion stances reflect MAGA positions. Boelter’s roommate told reporters that Boelter was a “strong” supporter of President Trump.
oh, and look what was found in his car.
In it was a list of dozens of people he wanted to kill. They were mostly Democrats or people connected to abortion rights efforts.
now, here’s what Utah Senator Mike Lee knows about Vance Boelter.
“This is what happens When Marxists don’t get their way”
wait, so the Donny-supporting registered Republican with MAGA leanings and a hit list of Democrats is a Marxist?
where is Mike Lee getting his facts? from the barking noises inside his head? your guess is as good as mine.
does Mike Lee even know what a Marxist is? my money’s on fuck no, he doesn’t. all he knows is that Marxist is a thing to call Democrats he doesn’t like — which is all Democrats.
it’s not enough for Mike Lee to be simply evil. he has to be performatively evil. he has to shit his evilness all over social media.
welcome to the Republican response to any senseless tragedy. remember when some fuckstick broke into the Pelosi house and beat Paul Pelosi with a hammer? Republicans thought that shit was hilarious.
Cokey McSniffles Jr. certainly covered himself with glory that day.
MAGA had a field day with the attack that put the 82-year-old Pelosi in the hospital, spreading baseless conspiracy theories — primarily that Pelosi and his attacker were caught up in some gay lovers’ quarrel.
Despite the lack of evidence, it took less than 24 hours after the attack for the “gay lover” theory to take root in right-wing social media circles.
There have been at least 19,000 tweets mentioning the words “Pelosi” and “gay” since the day of the attack, garnering a total of more than 700,000 likes, according to a CNN analysis
the worst people in the world are still up to their conspiracy-doling fuckery. oh looky-loo, here’s another fun Mike Lee not-tweet.
“Nightmare on Waltz Street”
for fuck’s sake, you asshole — if you’re going to be a ginormous shitnozzle, at least spell Tim Walz’s name right.
welcome to the newest MAGA theory going around right now: Boelter was a hit-man doing the bidding of Minnesota Governor Walz. it’s a hallucination based on the flimsiest of fever dreams.
Boelter had served for many years on a 41-member bipartisan business development board, and one of the various Minnesota governors who had rubber-stamped his appointment was Walz. There is no evidence that Walz has even met Boelter, but this tenuous connection was all the conspiracists needed to run with an elaborate story that the two men are co-conspirators in a plot to kill Republicans.
I know you’ll be shocked to learn that the Space Nazi is front-and-center with this fucktaculous idiocy. MAGA is hella mad right now at Elon’s AI, Grok, because it refuses to toe the crazypants line.
oh noes, Grok has been ‘manipulated by leftist indoctrination’ — the horror! but don’t worry, folks — the Space Nazi is on the case.
it’s good to know that the world’s richest asshole is going to tinker with his Nazi-bar AI until it spits out the answers that MAGA wants to hear, reality be damned. what could go wrong?
no tragedy would be complete without this odious ninny stinking up the joint.
that’s your Republican Party, folks. they absolutely refuse to take responsibility for the consequences of their fucked-up actions. they fetishize guns, they openly call for ‘second amendment solutions’ — and then when shit goes violently sideways, and someone ends up on the wrong side of dead, they point their fingers at anyone but their own guilty selves.
speaking of Donny Convict, Dear Leader has once again managed to be the worst person in the room.
“Well, it’s a terrible thing. I think he’s a terrible governor. I think he’s a grossly incompetent person. But I may, I may call him, I may call other people too.”
thanks for nothing, you hideous turd.
for fuck’s sake, two people are dead and Donny can’t even fart out five words of condolence without veering off in Shithead Land. he may call Governor Walz, or he may instead call ‘other people.’
who? who else is Donny going to call? Putin? the Easter Bunny?
by the way, Donny’s in Alberta, Canada today, for a G7 summit meeting — which is as good an excuse as any to replay one of his greatest hits: that episode from 2017, when hot was so hot to be front and center for a NATO photo op that he shoved the Prime Minister of Montenegro out of the way.
stay classy, you infected boil on the world’s ass.
here’s another gun-mayhem-glorifying Republican: Brevard County FL Sheriff Wayne Ivey. he’s salivating over any opportunity — real or imagined — to shoot bad guys dead.
prior to Saturday’s No King events, Wayne had a message for ‘violent protesters’ (spoiler alert: there weren’t any) looking to cause trouble.
“if you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead.”
get over yourself, John Wayne. fuck straight off with your tough-guy posturing. this isn’t a movie, and you’re not an action hero.
in fact, Sheriff Ivey isn’t any kind of hero. he’s got quite the rap sheet himself.
but let’s talk about being ‘graveyard dead’ — because I’ll bet you didn’t even know that there were different levels of dead. it’s true!
there’s mostly dead. that’s the best kind of dead.
there’s gravel pit dead.
topping the chart is not just merely dead, but really most sincerely dead.
really most sincerely dead is the worst kind of dead, but you need to drop a house on someone to achieve that — and I don’t think house-dropping is within Sheriff Ivey’s purview.
here’s your Hero of the Day: this woman, who was in the audience for the same Les Miserables performance that Donny Convict and his charming rent-a-wife attended.
get a load of her screaming “YOU’RE A CONVICTED FELON” and “RAPIST” at Dear Leader. also please savor her response to the woman who tried to silence her: “shut up, Nazi. you don’t need to talk to me. you’re not my mom.”
here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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CORRECTION! it's TIM Walz, not MIKE Walz.
the WORST typo is the one you make while criticizing someone else's typo, and now I'm guilty of that.
anyway, it's been corrected on the web version, so you can all stop letting me know. thanks.
I really didn't want to write about this, but some days you're forced to play the hand that the news deals you