Putin played Preznit Fuckwit like a cheap fiddle

Donny shits the bed in Alaska, then rolls around in it

who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

‘let’s take a deteriorating old coot in serious cognitive decline, drag him out of bed at four in the morning, bundle him into Dipshit Force One and fly him thousands of miles to a despot playdate with a crafty old war criminal who has bested him every time they’ve previously met.’

and then what? just pray that Dear Leader doesn’t shit the bed?

yeah, well guess what: all that praying didn’t work. anyone hoping for a show of strength and resolve from America’s Mad King got this instead.

good boy, Donny. another iconic image for the ages, with the guy who walks you like a dog.

for fuck’s sake, Donny, you’re the president of the United States. square your shoulders, stand up straight and look at the camera. don’t slouch in defeat and stare at your feet like some toddler who’s ashamed of having done a boom-boom in his pants.

thank you for your attention to this matter, bro.

tell me, is it bad when even Fox News can’t sugar-coat a shit sandwich?

Fox News Reporter Jacqui Heinrich: “it was just very unusual, atypical, and I think we’re all awaiting, y’know, the readout. because the way that it felt in the room, um, was not good. it did not seem like things went well. and it seemed like Putin came in and steamrolled, got right into what he wanted to say, and got his photo next to the president and then left.”

isn’t it stunning to see a Fox reporter flummoxed by what they witnessed with their own two eyes?

for once, they couldn’t blame it on Joe Biden pointing his autopen in the direction of Anchorage and pressing the ‘fuck shit up’ button.

but wait — Jacqui Heinrich recovers a bit, and tries to do a little turd-polishing:

“of course, that is only the piece of the picture that we have right now. certainly President Trump, who is the host, and who is president, would not want to, I think, enable something that would make him look weak.”

fact check:

it’s a little too fucking late for that, Jacqui, but please continue.

“we are eagerly awaiting to hear the background on that. we also note that we didn’t see any scowls on the faces of the likes of Steve Witkoff or Secretary Rubio or any of the the other members of the US delegation.”

is that the story you want to go with, that Donny’s delegation didn’t seem concerned? because over at MSNBC, they’re telling quite a different tale.

Peter Alexander: “what struck me in particular was the looks on the faces of a lot of the American delegation here. Karoline Leavitt, the press secretary, Steve Witkoff, who came into the room, then left quickly, then came back in. Leavitt appeared to be a bit stressed out, anxious. their eyes were wide, almost ashen at times.”

Donny’s handlers had a good reason to be wandering around looking shell-shocked. they’d gone to great lengths to make sure that Putin wouldn’t ever be alone with Mad King, and have the opportunity to talk the demented old doofus into doing something stupid, like giving Alaska back.

and then Donny fucked all that up by going off-script and inviting his despot bestie Vlad into the presidential limo for some one-on-one time.

how reckless is that? Donny invited our chief adversary into one of the most secure locations anywhere in American government.

so what went on in the limo, or in the closed-door meeting attended by Donny, Vlad, Witkoff and Rubio? anyone who wants to know is cordially invited to go fuck themselves until they’re blue in the face, because no one will say shit about it. they’ve locked themselves down. it’s another Epstein-Files-level cover-up.

all we know is they canceled the luncheon that was supposed to take place after the meeting, and they cut short the press conference, before any members of the media got a chance to ask pesky questions. they then hustled Donny back onto Air Force one and booked it the fuck back to Washington, DC as fast as that jet would go.

it must have been a fucking disaster.

all we have is Donny’s side of the story, and, as usual, it’s a big slice of bullshit pie. basically, Vladdy played Donny like a fiddle.

“Vladimir Putin said something— one of the most interesting things. he said ‘your election was rigged because you have mail-in voting.’ he said mail-in voting, every election. he said no country has mail-in voting. it’s impossible to have mail-in voting and have honest elections. and he said that to me, it was very intra— ’cause we talked about 2020, he said you won that election by so much, and that’s how he got—”

ah yes, internationally-respected election integrity expert Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin — the guy who rigs his own elections, and whose political opponents sure are clumsy whenever they get near open windows.

oh wait, Donny isn’t done speaking. sorry bro, we’ll let you get back to it.

“he said and if you would have won, we wouldn’t have had a war. we’d have all these millions of people alive now instead of dead.”

classic abuser language from Putin. ‘look at what Joe Biden made me do, kill millions of people.’

that’s some fucking autopen that Biden has. not only did it write the Epstein Files, it goaded Putin into invading Ukraine.

so, basically Putin flattered the shit out of Donny by spinning fairy tales about how he really won the election — and oh look, all that fancypants blather did its job.

BRUSSELS — President Donald Trump dropped his demand for a ceasefire in Ukraine and told its president Saturday that Russian President Vladimir Putin wants Ukraine’s eastern Donbas area in exchange for halting the war.

oh great. because Donny is such an easily-manipulated child, America now looks weaker than it did before the despot playdate. awesome job, fuckface. take a victory lap.

as usual, it’s all so stupid and embarrassing.

Donny agreed to this meeting with Putin because he’s too big an idiot to realize he was going to get played. he figured he’d be the one to make Putin dance to his tune, and be a lock to win that Nobel Peace Prize he’s so horny for.

instead, what he did was legitimize an internationally-shunned war criminal, and let him put on a show of strength.

oh, and because these dumbfucks can’t ever do anything without tripping over their own dicks, some moron left sensitive briefing papers in a hotel printer.

Papers with U.S. State Department markings, found Friday morning in the business center of an Alaskan hotel, revealed previously undisclosed and potentially sensitive details about the Aug. 15 meetings between President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir V. Putin in Anchorage.

Eight pages, that appear to have been produced by U.S. staff and left behind accidentally, shared precise locations and meeting times of the summit and phone numbers of U.S. government employees.

Costanza, was it you?

so now we have a copy of the menu from that luncheon that got cancelled.

how nice, while you’re forced to make do with your two government-approved dolls and five pencils, “his excellency” (barf) Vladimir Putin gets filet mignon and halibut — oh, and a salad, because even a despotic war criminal should have a balanced diet.

naturally, MAGA thinks Donny hit a home run.

look at misshapen garden gnome Charlie Kirk — he’s managed to clap both his hands together at the same time.

oh, so Donny deserves a participation trophy just for showing up? I thought you pull-yourselves-up-by-your-own-bootstraps people were against that sort of thing.

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tomorrow, Donny has an Oval Office meeting with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy — and this time, Zel is bringing some of his heavy-hitter friends along with him.

Keir Starmer will join Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and European leaders for a meeting with US President Trump at the White House on Monday, Downing Street has said.

I have a feeling tomorrow’s meeting is going to go a lot differently than the one back in March, when Donny and Couchfuck McGee ambushed and gang-assaulted Zelenskyy on live TV.

that shit isn’t going to fly, this time around.

stay tuned.

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once again, let’s give the final word to Governor Newsom’s press office, because they’re just so fucking good at trolling Donny.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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