let’s talk about who really hates America
the fascists and oligarchs are terrified of No Kings Day
this Saturday, October 18th, millions of Americans will be peacefully exercising their First Amendment right to assemble in protest of the shitfuckery that’s being inflicted on us by a convicted felon and his willing Republican accomplices.
predictably, the worst people in the world are panicking over No Kings Day. the fascists and the oligarchs don’t to want to see We the People united against their agenda. fascists win by tricking you into thinking they’re invincible, and then grinding you down and making you give up.
well guess what, fucksticks: we’re not giving up.
Republicans are doing this fun thing right now, where they’re trying to pretend that these No Kings rallies are actually Hate America rallies.
look who’s the latest shitwit to climb on this tiresome bandwagon. it’s white supremacy’s middle manager, Steve Scalise.
“we shouldn’t have to wait until the Hate America Rally this weekend.”
fact check: fuck off — and fuck you for making me repeat myself, because I already explained this four days ago.
No Kings Day is not a ‘hate America’ rally. we don’t hate America, you assholes. if we did, we’d be cheering Donny Convict’s fascist fuckery — because that shit is tearing America apart, and destroying it faster than our adversaries could have ever hoped.
free clue for the fascists and oligarchs — you want to know who really hates America? go look in the mirror, because it’s you.
let’s start with those doughy incel pantloads who just got caught texting each other about how awesome Hitler and gas chambers and slavery are.
these unfuckable shitkazoos thought it would be fun to try to outdo each other in seeing who could post the vilest slurs about blacks, gays, Jews, women, immigrants and any number of marginalized groups.
ask any one of these ‘young Republicans’ if they love America, and they’d all sprain their necks nodding in agreement. well, guess what: you can’t claim to love America when you hate half the people who live in it.
oh, and here’s a pro tip: you can’t love America and Hitler at the same time. sorry, but that shit is incompatible. we had an actual war about this, remember? pick a fucking side.
oh wait, it looks like these incels already did.
you can’t claim to love America when all you care about is enriching yourself and your cronies.
The terms and conditions of the economic support package were not announced, but Mr. Bessent said the funds would come in the form of a currency swap with Argentina’s central bank. Big global investors have been anxiously awaiting the details of the bailout, which critics have said will benefit wealthy fund managers at a time when American farmers are struggling and the U.S. government is shut down.
the US government is shut down right now, because Republicans want to take away your healthcare. millions of Americans are about to go without paychecks. farmers are facing bankruptcy, thanks to Donny’s fuckbrained inability to understand how tariffs work. and prices are soaring.
what better time than for Donny Convict and Scott Bessent to shovel 20 billion dollars into the pockets of Argentina’s president?
oh wait, did I say $20 billion? sorry, no — in the last 24 hours, the amount of this giveaway has doubled, to $40 billion.
who knows how much of these billions will end up being kicked back to Donny and Scotty’s investment banker cronies — or to Donny and Scotty. we may never find out.
and what are We the People getting out of all this thievery? fuck-all, that’s what.
oh hey, here’s another way in which Scotty Bee is covering himself in glory. he’s convinced that all of us No Kings protesters are being paid — and what’s Bessent’s proof? get a load of this dumbfuckery: it’s because we all have stylish matching umbrellas.
“We are going to, as they always say, follow the money,” he said. “When you see these groups where all the signs match, they have hundreds of the same umbrellas that they’re using after they cause the mayhem, they have the same lasers that they’re using to blind our police force. How are they constructed? Because this takes a lot of money.”
news flash for Bessent: no one is paying us. we’ll gladly protest this shit for free.
but of course these assholes would think we’re getting paid to protest.
none of these oligarch shitweasels can imagine doing anything for free, or for the sheer pleasure or necessity of it. every fucking thing has to be a transaction. ‘what’s in it for me?’
let’s talk about the limpest dick ever to wield the House Speaker’s gavel, because you can’t claim to love America when you’re totally down with masked ICE thugs shooting religious leaders in the head.
reporter: “we’ve seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. where’s the limit for you on what’s acceptable conduct by federal agents?”
Holy Mike: “I’ve not seen them cross the line yet.”
what an unctuous, ass-kissing toad. Holy Mike doesn’t want to anger Dear Leader, so he has to fart out some twaddle about how he hasn’t seen masked ICE thugs ‘cross any lines.’ well then, how about you open your fucking eyes?
come on, Holy Mike, you’re supposed to be some hyper-ardent follower of Jesus. do you think Jesus would have been all ‘blessed are the fascist goons, for I have not seen them cross the line?’
how fucking hard is it to denounce state-sponsored violence for the sake of violence, directed at a peaceful religious leader?
you can’t claim to love America when you slavishly support a war on Americans.
speaking of which, we really need to check in on Preznit Fuckwit, because the preening psychopath has done it again.
have you heard about Donny’s latest attempt to shit his vulgar aesthetic all over Washington DC? sit down, it’s a doozy. the Mad King wants to build a ginormous fucking ‘victory’ arch that would face the Lincoln Memorial, because of course he does. DC isn’t tacky enough for this cheesy little tinpot.
oh, and you’ll never guess what his toadies are calling it.
President Trump has highlighted a gap in Washington DC’s famous vista of national monuments, and wants to fill it with a triumphal arch to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary next year.
Trump often proudly discusses his skills as a builder and looks set to leave a permanent mark on the nation’s capital which resembles the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. The new plan has already been nicknamed the “Arc de Trump.”
megalomaniacal ego-driven obscenities like this are why need a No Kings Day.
Donny’s going to construct some oversized fugly monument to himself — and it’s going to stick out like a sore thumb, so that future Americans will never be able to forget that once, we were ruled over by a vainglorious jackass. god knows how much money this abomination is going to cost, at a time when ordinary Americans are going broke trying to feed their families.
let them eat triumphal arches.
hey, you know who else wanted to build an arch of triumph to herald their fascistic grip on their country? of course you do.
but please, Dear Leader, do prattle on about your ginormous fucking victory arch.
[hold up model] “this is just a model of what it would look like, in either of— in any of the three sizes, which it right here, I don’t know if any of you can see it. sort of— that’s lady liberty. lady— did you ever hear of lady liberty? liberty? on top. but, uh— so the size of this would be very different. now here’s Lincoln. and this is sort of facing this way. and so it’s going to be a direct line. they did this, they didn’t do that. [holds up models] so this would be small, medium and large. small medium and large. and, uh— whichever one, uh, I happen to dig the large.”
I’m sorry, but when Preznit Fuckwit is waving those little arches around, all I can think is that he’s giving off some real Spinal Tap Stonehenge energy.
now that’s an arch we can all get behind.
here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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I confess. that whole last section was just an excuse to use the Spinal Tap gif
"white supremacy's middle manager" lmaooooooooooooo