even the podcast bros know he’s guilty

it’s finally obvious to everyone: there’s an Epstein cover-up

“the second he started talking about Obama, I was like ‘oh, he’s guilty.’”

that’s a quote from podcast bro Andrew Schultz. keep it in your mind, because I promise you: we’re going to get there.

but first, because everything fucking sucks right now, let’s start off on a fun note and watch Florida’s sad excuse for a governor get the living shit heckled out of him.

heckler: “Alligator Alcatraz!”
DeSantis: “hey stop, stop.”
heckler: “that’s your fucking legacy!”
DeSantis: “get out of here.”
heckler: “you bow down to a fucking pedophile!”
DeSantis: “get out of here.”
heckler: “you’re a fucking pedophile!”
DeSantis: “get out of here.”
heckler: “Donald Trump [unintelligible] fucking [unintelligible]!”
DeSantis: “get out of here. get out of here.”
heckler: “fuck you all! fucking Nazi!”

oh my god, Ron DeSantis is so totally inept at everything that he’s even bad at getting heckled. the best he can do is to bark out an impotent ‘get out of here,’ over and over.

people are pissed off right now — and their well-earned anger burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. they’re furious with the entire Republican establishment for, in the words of our heckling friend here, bowing down to a fucking pedophile.

which brings us to the podcast bros.

Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh are hosts of the bro-centric Flagrant podcast. to be fair, they’re not credulous meatheads like Joe Rogan, nor are they performative conspiracy cranks like Alex Jones — but they are bros who backed Donny in 2024, and enthusiastically voted for him.

they didn’t just vote for Donny — during the campaign, they invited him onto their podcast and let him spew lie after lie, unchallenged, for a solid hour and a half.

and look what that podcast episode wrought:

well, it turns out that even once-complicit podcast bros have figured that something stinks. check out what Andrew and Akaash had to say yesterday.

Schultz: “it is a very peculiar thing. it worked, in that I think it moved any of the smoke off of Trump. because at least for me, I was like ‘there’s no way that he’s involved, if he’s putting Bongino and Kash in, who campaigned on exposing it.’ like, why would you hire those guys, appoint those guys, right? so I’m like, he can’t be, but the fact that he will not touch this, and then this last week, him doing the bullshit distractions, like dropping the MLK files. who asked for the MLK files?”

Singh: “you know, what’s funny is I’m not a huge conspiracy theorist, and I was initially like, ‘the Epstein thing for me was just the last straw in terms of you not getting things done,’ and I was like ‘I’m sure, there’s some smoke, they’ll release it,’ but the more they’re doing to hide it, the more I’m like ‘oh, they’re hiding something CRAZY.’”

Shultz: “the second he started talking about Obama, I was like ‘oh, he’s guilty.’ why are you talking about Obama and treason? you got a guy who has sex with teenagers, that you are protecting.”

it’s finally dawning on everyone that none of this shit adds up.

once people learn that the moment Donny went from ‘release the files!’ to ‘the files are a Democrat hoax’ is the same moment that Donny learned his name is all over the Epstein Files, they conclude the obvious: oh, fucking snap, he’s guilty.

and it’s become equally obvious that the entire Republican Party is working overtime to aid and abet the greatest coverup of this century.

here’s doughy pantload Markwayne Mullin, explaining why he blocked a Senate resolution calling for the release of the Epstein Files.

“what we’re simply trying to do is give [Trump] cover.”

oh, gee, when you explain it like that, it sounds completely reasonable.

they’re not even bothering to lie any more, folks. they’re proud of their collusion.

news flash for Markwayne Mullin and his ilk: you dumbfucks aren’t doing Dear Leader any favors. you’re just making him look guiltier and guiltier.

you’ve even lost the podcast bros.

what was it that Akaash Singh said? oh yeah:

‘they’re hiding something CRAZY.’

they sure as fuck are.

and now they’re just flagrantly pissing on our heads and telling us it’s raining.

Donny’s sent Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche to ‘interview’ Ghislaine Maxwell, who is currently serving twenty years in prison for trafficking teenage girls for Jeffrey Epstein.

wait, did I say Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche? I should have said Donny’s personal attorney Todd Blanche — because that’s what Todd was before Donny appointed him to the DOJ.

how convenient, to have one’s own personal attorney running interference as the second-in-command at the DOJ.

so Blanche is talking to Maxwell. here’s the adminstration’s official bullshit cover story, as dutifully stenographed by the worthless scribblers of The New York Times.

The interview with Ms. Maxwell, who is serving a 20-year sentence for sex trafficking, is part of the department’s effort to quell criticism that it is concealing details of Mr. Epstein’s crimes and interactions with high-profile figures, including President Trump.

oh, I see — they’re ‘quelling criticism.’ how in the holy name of fuck does that work?

does anyone believe that justice is what this is about? if you do, I have five bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you.

we all goddamn well know that Blanche is down there offering Ghislaine a deal. it’s probably something like ‘exonerate Donny. tell everyone he did nothing wrong, and Donny will pardon you on the spot.’

you’d be naive to think otherwise. because that’s how the most corrupt administration in the history of corruption rolls.

it’s a fucking cover-up, is what it is.

let’s go to Akaash Singh one more time:

‘they’re hiding something CRAZY.’

you bet your ass they are.

hey, Donny — you could make all of this go away in a second. you could silence all of your critics in one move. you keep telling us you’ve done nothing wrong. well, fuck-o, put your money where your rancid anus-mouth is, and prove it. just release the Epstein Files in their unredacted entirety, and show us just how innocent you are.

oh wait, you can’t. I wonder why.

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as I’m writing this post, Donny is on Fuckface Force One, bound for Scotland, where he’ll be spending the next five days at his vermin-infested Turnberry golf motel. so let’s talk a walk down memory lane, and revisit what happened the last time Donny visited Scotland.

no lies detected.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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