bring out your dead!

the press continues to ignore Dear Leader’s obvious decline

imagine being such a lawless piece of shit that the first time you go seven days without doing any crimes, people just naturally assume it’s because you’re pining for the fjords.

let me state right up top that I didn’t believe any of this past weekend’s rumors that Dear Leader had shuffled off this mortal coil.

but clearly, something is very wrong with Donny, and it’s being covered up — and because it’s this White House, staffed by the most incompetent clownfuckers ever to have fucked clowns, it’s being covered up in the most inept manner possible.

---

before we get into that, cast your mind back to last summer, when the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press had already decided that then-president Joe Biden was icky and old and probably already dead and didn’t even know it.

the press demanded that Joe prove he was alive. ‘give us a press conference,’ they screamed on a daily basis.

the press did everything they could to provoke a reaction from Biden, short of gathering en masse on the White House lawn and crying ‘bring out your dead!’

fast forward to right now. we have a current president who is exhibiting clear signs of physical breakdown — the bloated cankles, the decomposing hand, the unsteady gait — who has suddenly gone seven days without talking to the press.

imagine that: the attention-trollop who for his entire life has been super horny to schmooze the media is now avoiding them. and how does the press react? do they give him the Biden treatment and demand proof of life? absolutely not. they’re all acting like that fucking dog in the house that’s on fire.

the press that normalized Donny’s corruption, and normalized Donny’s preening narcissism, and normalized his laziness, his ignorance, his incompetence, and his fascism, has now normalized his decrepitude. just a normal president rotting away in real-time, as presidents do.

color me shocked. shocked!

hey, let’s have a look at the guy who the scribblers had written off as icky and old and so demented he didn’t even realize he was already dead.

here’s a photo from just three days ago.

lookin’ pretty good there, Joe. normal-sized ankles, no bruising on the hand.

now here’s the current president, in a photo taken on the same day as Joe’s.

yeeesh. that pic, by the way, was taken by a press pool photographer using a telephoto lens — because the press is being kept far away from Dear Leader. for a week now, they haven’t been allowed near the guy.

imagine the reaction from the press if Joe Biden had ignored them. oh wait, you don’t have to imagine.

in place of actual reporting, we’re being spoon-fed official White House propaganda. here’s what they released yesterday: Donny at his Virginia golf motel, with a stupid grin on his stupid face, being propped up by some MAGA hate-radio yutz named John Fredericks.

steady there, big guy. don’t fall over.

that woman in the background looks really happy to be there.

do you think she’s Secret Service? is she medical staff?

---

last year, when the worthless scribs had decided that Biden was icky and old and smelled bad because that’s what happens when you’re dead, one thing they demanded to know was who is really running the White House?

it was a bullshit question in 2024 — but it’s a totally legit question to ask the Mad King’s handlers, because Donny clearly isn’t even in control of his own social media any more. check out what someone pretending to be Dear Leader posted yesterday.

“What few people understand is that we do very little business with India, but they do a tremendous amount of business with us. In other words, they sell us massive amounts of goods, their biggest ‘client,’ but we sell them very little - Until now a totally one sided relationship, and it has been for many decades. The reason is that India has charged us, until now, such high Tariffs, the most of any country, that our businesses are unable to sell into India. It has been a totally one sided disaster! Also, India buys most of its oil and military products from Russia, very little from the U.S. They have now offered to cut their Tariffs to nothing, but it’s getting late. They should have done so years ago. Just some simple facts for people to ponder!!!”

seriously? look at that: complex sentences with near-perfect grammar and punctuation. if you think Preznit Fuckwit wrote that himself, I have six bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you.

nonetheless, the press is dutifully playing along, reporting on it as if it were Donny’s own words.

U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday doubled down on his criticism of India, calling trade ties with the country “a totally one sided disaster!” after Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi visited China to attend the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit.

Trump in a post on Truth Social also said that India had offered to cut its tariffs to zero, but it was “getting late,” and that the country should have done so “years ago,” without elaborating on when such an offer was made.

come on, worthless scribblers, what the fuck are we doing here? the story isn’t that Donny allegedly said this or that about India. the story is that a demented old shitkazoo is missing in action and no longer calling the shots in the White House.

would any of you care to cover that story?

silly me for even asking.

---

here’s an idea: if the White House wants to pretend that Dear Leader is still doing his own posting, why don’t they hire Gavin Newsom’s comms people? they’re so good at aping Donny’s crazypants moon-howling.

ahh, that’s more like it.

---

oh look, Donny is finally going to slither out of his spider hole and at long last make an ‘announcement’ today at 2pm.

don’t get excited. today’s dog-and-pony show is going to be about the DOD.

Donny and his dunk-tank clown Defense Secretary have been super hot to rename the Department of Defense back to its original title, the Department of War. Donny and Plastered Pete want to do this because they’re both overgrown five-year-old boys — so don’t be surprised if that’s what today’s big announcement is all about.

the big question is, will Donny take questions from the press? will he be back to his old self, yammering incoherently about whatever fuckbrained idiocies are pinballing around in his big dumb pumpkin head?

or will the big lug make his infantile announcement, and then turn and book it out of there as fast as his bloated ankles can take him?

and, if Donny does book it the fuck out of there, will the press scream bloody murder and demand to know what’s going on? or will they just sit there like useless lumps, typing ‘this is fine’ into their laptops?

---

and now, here’s your hero of the day.

Neil Young, who ran out of fucks to give years ago, has released a new song, Big Crime. you’ll never guess who it’s about.

No more great again
No — no more great again
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House

Don’t need no fascist rules
Don’t want no fascist schools
Don’t want soldiers on our streets
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House

Got to get the fascists out
got to Clean the white house out
Don’t want soldiers on our streets
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House

No more great again
No — no more great again
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House

No more money to the fascists
the billionaire fascists
TIME TO BLACKOUT THE SYSTEM
no more great again
No — no more great again
TIME TO BLACKOUT THE SYSTEM
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House

NO MORE GREAT AGAIN
No — NO MORE GREAT AGAIN
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House
There’s big crime in DC at THE White House
NO MORE GREAT AGAIN
NO NO MORE GREAT AGAIN

---

here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

---

this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

827 / 916