fuckbrained old coot blithers his way through deranged press conference

America’s Mad King has completely lost his mind

yesterday, Little Donny Fuckface wasted everyone’s time with a press conference to announce that he was deploying the National Guard to DC and federalizing the city police, in order to deal with a completely fictitious crime spree that is absolutely not happening.

the presser should have lasted five minutes.

we get it, you’re a power-mad autocratic bastard who wants people to stop talking about your dead pedo bestie. let’s move on.

the announcement could have been handled as a press release, or even a Truth Social post — but instead, what we got was a terrifying display of cognitive decline, with Donny babbling incoherently for almost ninety minutes about all the crazypants shit rattling around inside his big dumb pumpkin head.

much of the time, we had no clue what he was gibbering about. I mean, what the fuck is this?

“so beautiful, you ride down those roads, everything should be perfect. you shouldn’t have medians falling down into the roadway. median. you know, the metal things that are always somebody had a great, a great lobbyist, because I’ve never seen them look good. I’ve been looking at those things with the little, right? they’re always broken bad, but here they’re really bad.”

no, I didn’t screw up the transcription of that clip. those are Donny’s exact words, in the order that he spoke them. he actually said ‘the metal things that are always somebody had a great, a great lobbyist’ and ‘I’ve been looking at those things with the little, right.’

it’s fucking gibberish. Dear Leader can no longer even form a coherent thought.

why is he prattling on about medians in the road, anyway? we’ll get there — but first, please do go on, Donny.

“you have countries where every Saturday the people go out and they wash their sidewalks in front of their stores or their houses. they scrub, they scrub their sidewalks. so we aren’t quite at that level yet, I don’t think, Cathy, we’re not quite there yet, but maybe we will. they go out and they scrub. I think it’s so beautiful to hear that, and to see those stories. but we’re gonna make it clean.”

I have a question: are any of these countries where people are scrubbing their sidewalks in the room with us right now?

what country is Donny thinking of? is it North Korea, where they chuck you into a slave-labor gulag if you fail to sweep up every scrap of litter?

oh yeah, great role model.

or maybe Donny’s thinking of Singapore, where chewing gum is illegal and is punishable by two years in prison.

you know what else is illegal in Singapore? committing suicide. the government fucking hates that shit, and they made it a crime, with a penalty of— well, no one is actually sure what the penalty is. but it’s against the law, don’t do it.

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here’s why Donny is obsessed with roadway medians and scrubbed sidewalks.

remember during the Mad King’s first reign, how he never stopped bellyaching about how the White House was a ‘real dump’ — and then, when he slithered back into power, set to work tarting it up with so much tasteless golden filigree that it now resembles a Las Vegas cathouse?

ugh. it’s so fucking cheap and tacky — but it’s also now Donny’s vision for all of Washington, DC.

Donny thinks DC’s a real dump — and he’s gonna fix it by micromanaging the roadways, and forcing everyone to scrub their sidewalks. he’s going to turn the entire town in a vulgar bordello.

the White House is not Donny’s plaything — nor is all of DC. it’s fucking insane.

hey, you know who else thought his capital city was a shithole, and set about remaking it in his own fucked-up image? of course you do. you always do.

Hitler planned to establish Berlin, renamed as “Germania,” as the center of his thousand-year Third Reich. The Führer’s expansive fantasies of imperious, extravagantly scaled structures led directly to forced relocations and slave labor, resulting in, at minimum, tens of thousands of deaths.

“forced relocations,” does that sound familiar? it was only two days ago that Donny was telling the homeless to pack up their shit and get the fuck out of his sight.

now excuse me for a moment while I fly into a complete rage over Donny’s rewriting of history.

“the radical left got out of control and they started started trying to rip down statues, and I said ‘let’s go pass a law real fast’ but we were blocked by the Democrats who do not want safety. nobody gets it. I don’t get it. they don’t get it. ’cause it can’t get votes. I don’t know how you win an election with this. but they don’t want safety. and I found an old statute, very old, early 1900s, that said if you so much as touch or even think about destroying a statue or a monument in Washington DC, you go to jail for ten years, with no probation, no anything.”

shut the fuck up, Donny. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

let’s talk about the most violent day in DC’s modern history: January 6th, 2021. that’s the day Donny whipped his deranged cultists into a frenzy and then set them loose to attack the Capitol and stop the certification of the election he lost.

are any of those cop-beating fuckfaces doing ‘ten years, with no probation, no anything’? of course not. every single one of them is walking the streets right now, free as a bird — because Donny pardoned them all.

in fact, some shithead who urged his fellow rioters to ‘kill’ cops is actually working in the DOJ. what in the actual fuck?

on what planet does that make sense? so Donny can fuck straight off with his ‘law and order’ shtick. we’re not buying it.

oh, and remember how Donny claimed he was powerless to deploy the National Guard in DC that day, and how it was all Nancy Pelosi’s responsibility? it’s pretty weird how he couldn’t do shit then, but can now set the National Guard loose in DC.

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and now, the crowning moment of what the actual fuck?

“it’s embarrassing for me to be up here. you know, I’m going to see Putin. I’m going to Russia.”

what did Sundowning Grandpa Shitforbrains just say? did he actually mix up Alaska and Russia? he sure did — and you can’t even call it a momentary lapse, because later on in the press conference, the demented old fuckwit did it again.

“it’s gonna be a big thing. we’re going to Russia, that’s going to be a big deal.”

a president who confuses Russia with Alaska, is that bad?

Donny’s brain has gone fuckity-bye. he’s out where the buses don’t run, lost and wandering in an ever-thickening fog of advanced dementia and untreated tertiary syphilis.

Donny’s handlers must be terrified to let him out in public, because no one has any idea what the fuck he’ll say next.

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remember when the screech-monkeys in the media made a game out of beating up on Biden? when every one of Joe’s verbal gaffes were blown completely out of proportion, and became the top story for days on end?

right now we have a sitting president who can no longer be relied upon to form a coherent sentence, and who quite obviously can no longer even tell you what country’s he in. isn’t that a serious issue? do you think the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press might want to talk about this?

hello?

hey, Jake Tapper, are you out there?

I thought so.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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