is the DOJ creating bogus Dead Pedo Bestie Files in order to protect Dear Leader?
what the fuck is going on?
just a brief rant today for Christmas Eve. I’ll be back tomorrow with a Christmas Day message and a wonderful video by my friend Sandi Bachom.
— jeff t.
so there we were, minding our own damned businesses, when the DOJ dropped a shitload of new Dead Pedo Bestie Files on us — and right in the center of it was one eyebrow-raising stunner: a jailhouse letter written by Jeffrey Epstein, days or hours before he epsteined himself.
let’s let CNN lay it out for us.
“… thirty thousand pages of documents from the Epstein files released overnight, including one which was a letter sent by Jeffrey Epstein — apparently in the days before he took his own life — to convicted sex abuser Larry Nassar, who, again, convicted of abusing so many US gymnasts over the years. in that letter, Epstein wrote to Nassar, ‘our president’ — and he was referring it seems to President Donald Trump at the time — ‘our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls.’”
just two convicted pedos, shooting the shit via jailhouse letters — as one does, am I right?
this, apparently, is the face you make when you read aloud a letter about Donny’s love of— ewww.
but CNN is burying the lede. the entire passage in the Epstein letter goes into a bit more detail.
“Our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to ‘grab snatch,’ whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system. Life is unfair.”
holy fuck! that’s not a smoking gun — that’s an entire ammo depot on fire.
or is it?
think about it. doesn’t the sudden appearance of this letter seem a little too good to be true? Donny’s DOJ, who had been carefully curating the release of the Dead Pedo Bestie files so as to minimize any mention of Dear Leader, suddenly drops this bomb on us?
remember, Epstein and his pedo besties talk like mobsters. they don’t come right out and confess shit. they speak in hints and whispers about the ‘wonderful secrets they share.’ it seems totally out of character for Epstein out of the clear blue to be writing about ‘grabbing snatch.’
I wouldn’t put it past Donny’s corrupt Department of What Used to be Justice to seed the Epstein trove with ginned-up files, in order to discredit the whole thing.
oh, look who agrees with me: Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch. in a thread on Bluesky, he’s calling bullshit on the Epstein-Nassar letter.
1. Keep your eye on the ball, people That Epstein-Larry Nassar letter has fake written all over it -- N. Virginia postmark, after JE’s death, in a handwriting that appears not his own It’s hard not to think DOJ WANTED this out there to then be debunked and thus discredit every mention of Trump...
2. ...Just in case you still didn’t get this, read DOJ’s ham-handed statement today that the new documents include “untrue and sensationalist claims” about DJT. They hope one obvious fake will discredit all the things about Trump that are true We’ve seen this before in 2004 when fake Nat’l Guard...
3. ... documents about GWB were swallowed up whole by CBS News, which ended a genuine Bush controversy. It was hard not to believe that those fakes were created by Team Rove
Bunch reminds us that we’ve seen this movie before.
back in 2004 — when George W. Bush was president — Dan Rather was working on a piece for 60 Minutes about Bush’s draft dodging. it had been suspected for years that strings had been pulled so George Junior could spend the Vietnam War in the Texas Air National Guard, instead of getting his ass shot off in some jungle — and Rather announced that he was going to blow the whistle on the whole thing.
what happened next is that someone purposely passed along to Rather some convincing-looking but very fake documents, which he used in his reporting. it discredited the whole story, and Rather’s career went fuckity-bye.
Donny’s DOJ is desperate for a win right now. wouldn’t it be super fucking convenient if they could ‘prove’ the existence of ginned-up Dead Pedo Bestie files, blame it all on ‘radical leftist lunatic Democrats,’ and make it go away?
sure enough, the DOJ immediately started screaming fake!
“The Department of Justice is currently looking into the validity of this alleged letter from Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Nassar and we will follow up as soon as possible. In the meantime, three facts stand out: -The postmark on the envelope is Virginia, not New York, where Jeffrey Epstein was jailed at the time. -The return address listed the wrong jail where Epstein was held and did not include his inmate number, which is required for outgoing mail. -The envelope was processed three days AFTER Epstein’s death.”
excuse me, the DOJ is doing what? they’re looking into it now?
these files have supposedly been in the FBI’s hands since forever. didn’t hundreds of FBI agents spend thousands of hours poring over this shit, flagging every mention of Donny? so why are they acting like this document is complete news to them?
and why is the DOJ working as Dear Leader’s personal law firm, trying to prove Dear Leader’s guilt or innocence?
and — oh look! the shortest investigation in the history of the FBI has been concluded. it took them just two hours to pronounce that the letter is fake fake fake.
and the ‘evidence’ they cite is the ‘evidence’ they already cited. not to go all dime-store Alex Jones on you, but doesn’t that seem convenient?
so either the letter is fake and the FBI just ‘proved’ it’s fake, or the letter is real and the FBI is claiming it’s fake. I’m not sure which is worse.
and just to muddy the waters, the existence of this letter has been known about since 2023 — but the alleged text of the letter wasn’t revealed until yesterday. which proves nothing. the text could have been partially or completely altered from the original. how would we know? the FBI spent an entire two hours investigating it and called the case closed.
if only we had an administration we could trust not to lie to us about every fucking thing.
merry Christmas.
let’s go out on with some good news. the Supreme Court finally told their Very Special Boy to go fuck himself.
The Supreme Court on Tuesday refused to allow President Trump to deploy hundreds of National Guard troops in the Chicago area over the objection of Illinois officials, casting doubt on the viability of similar deployments in other American cities.
it’s about time.
the decision was 6-3, because of course it was. the dissenters were the usual suspects: Luxury Vacation Clarence and Fishin’ Trip Sammy, who vote the way their plutocrat overlords tell them to, and Nihilist Neil, who hates government and just wants to see everything burn.
pour one out for Obergruppenführer Greg Bovino, who, should he decide to spend Christmas trampling over the rights of innocent Chicago residents, will have to do so without the protection of the National Guard.
too bad, so sad.
here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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yeah — 1,353 words is, obviously, not a 'brief rant.' look, it was -supposed- to be brief, and it kinda got away from me.
merry christmas eve, everyone
I don't -like- to be a conspiracy guy — so if anyone disagrees with my premise, I'm all for hearing about it