fuck all these inhuman fucking fucks

we get it — cruelty is the point. you don’t have to keep reminding us.

there’s nothing the MAGA Screech-Monkey Complex loves more than grabbing the nearest pitchfork and howling with outrage over the latest scandal — and boy have they ever found one down in El Salvador.

are they screaming about all the innocent people who have been denied due process and disappeared into a foreign slave-labor gulag with no hope of return? of course they’re fucking not. this is MAGA we’re talking about. they think that shit’s hilarious.

no, the “scandal” the worst fucking people in the world are up in arms about is that Senator Van Hollen’s trip down to El Salvador to meet with Abrego Garcia was paid for by the government.

no fucking duh, the government paid for the Senator’s trip — that’s how being a Senator flying around the world on official business works.

who do these fuckbrains think paid for ICE Barbie to jet on down to Nayib Bukele’s House Of Horrors for a round of extrajudicial rendition selfies?

that must have cost a pretty penny — especially when you factor in the cost of hair and makeup and a crew to film it all. not to mention that $50,000 Rolex on Kristi’s arm. tell me, can the average government bureaucrat afford to shell out fifty large on a watch?

in fact, who does MAGA think paid for all the freelance shitbags who have been truckin’ on down to El Salvador? because that’s the latest Republican fad — the Slave-Labor Gulag Photo Op. all the cool kids are doing it.

look at this fucking ghoul.

what is Rep. Smith doing there? what possible official business could he be conducting?

Smith is there for one reason only: to grandstand. to show his constituents in Missouri's 8th district that he’s just as cruel as Dear Leader. vote for me, I suck!

now look at this dipshit. he’s so fucking pumped to bear witness to a massive human rights violation that he’s giving it a big thumbs up.

who the fuck does a concentration camp thumbs-up?

and yes, El Salvador’s slave-labor gulag qualifies as a concentration camp.

here’s the United States Holocaust Museum — we’re pretty sure they’re experts on the subject — to explain why.

“independent of any judicial review,” does that sound familiar? because that’s exactly what’s happened here. Donny’s storm troopers rounded up a bunch of immigrants on the flimsiest of pretexts, deemed them criminal gang members because they had tattoos, and disappeared them into a slave-labor concentration camp.

look, these people could be guilty as fuck of all the crimes. they could all be just as dangerous as Donny keeps swearing to us they are. it doesn’t matter — because this is the United Fucking States of America and we have a Constitution that says you have to prove that shit in a court of law. no ifs, ands or buts.

it’s called due fucking process.

you say they’re guilty of crimes? prove it. put them on trial. show us your evidence. let a jury render a verdict.

come on, this isn’t rocket science. even this meathead gets it. listen to Joe Fucking Rogan — of all people! — explain why due process is important.

“we have to make sure these people are guilty, otherwise we become monsters.”

Rogan even quotes Benjamin Franklin: “it is better 100 guilty persons should escape than one innocent person should suffer.”

there’s only one reason to dispense with due process, and disappear people into a human rights hellhole: because fuck you, that’s why.

look we get it, cruelty is the point. you shitweasels don’t have to keep reminding us.

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no one could have predicted that putting an ahem alleged piss-drunk sexual-assaulting Fox News chat show host with no qualifications in charge of a massive bureaucracy with millions of employees would turn out to be an unmitigated disaster.

“It’s been a month of total chaos at the Pentagon. From leaks of sensitive operational plans to mass firings, the dysfunction is now a major distraction for the president — who deserves better from his senior leadership,” John Ullyot, who served as the acting assistant to Hegseth for public affairs before resigning last week, wrote in the Politico Magazine piece.

no — Donny Convict does not deserve better. Donny is getting exactly what he wanted. Pete Kegstand isn’t there to competently manage a massive military organization. he’s there to unquestioningly say yes to whatever unconstitutional war crimes Dear Leader orders him to commit.

oh, and speaking of “leaks of sensitive operational plans,” check this the fuck out.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.

Some of those people said that the information Mr. Hegseth shared on the Signal chat included the flight schedules for the F/A-18 Hornets targeting the Houthis in Yemen.

holy fucking shit. this guy absolutely cannot keep his mouth shut — and how hated is Kegstand by his underlings that four people were eager to run to the press to rat him out?

the first Signal leak was bad enough, but at least the case could be made that Kegstand was sharing information only with his Sewer Clown colleagues (oh yeah, and that Atlantic reporter piss-drunk Pete was too soused to notice was also on the chat).

but how the fuck do you justify discussing classified war plans with your spouse, brother and personal lawyer? oops, wrong text chain. ha ha ha, pretend you didn’t see that.

honey, I’ll be home late. we’re sending F/A-18 warplanes to bomb Yemen at exactly 7:23pm.

was Kegstand showing off? did he want to impress his homeys with how cool his job was? look how powerful I am — I even know the flight schedules!

know who else bragged to his pals about the cool stuff he had access to? this dude. Jack Teixeira.

Jack worked in military intelligence, and got the bright idea to put a bunch of classified documents on a server so he could impress his friends with all the neat intel he had.

spoiler alert: right now, Jack’s in prison. he’ll be there for the next fifteen years. but for Pete Kegstand, it’s just another day at the office.

and oh looky-loo — Kegstand’s own aides are warning us that new shit is going to be coming to light.

The Pentagon’s former chief spokesman has warned that more “bombshell stories” about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth are set to leak within days.

In a lengthy op-ed for Politico on Sunday, John Ullyot, who has served in several communications roles across President Donald Trump’s two terms and resigned from the Pentagon last week, ripped into Hegseth’s embarrassing blunders and claimed many in his “own inner circle” would “applaud quietly” should Trump oust him from his post.

this guy is a five-alarm train wreck. in any sane administration, he’d already have been forced to resign and would be lawyering up in the face of multiple criminal indictments.

but nothing’s going to happen to Kegstand, because President Weak and Stupid will never ever admit he made a mistake.

congratulations to every senator who voted to confirm this dumpster fire. take a victory lap. you’ve really covered yourselves with glory.

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yesterday was Easter Sunday. did God’s Own Avatar on Earth go to church? oh please. of fucking course he didn’t. Mad King Donny spent the entire day crazyposting on his crappy app.

imagine waking up in the morning on a major religious holiday and the first thing you do is start whining about all your imaginary grievances. how fundamentally broken-inside is that?

hey, everyone — did you know that DONALD J. TRUMP IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

LET ME REPEAT THAT AGAIN IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME.

oh look, a new chapter to The Art of the Deal just dropped —

perfectly normal stuff.

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