thank you for your attention to Mad King’s latest crazypants post

Donny and Jamie, sittin’ in a tree...

loyal and patriotic citizens, please stand by for a message of the utmost importance from the President of the United States, Royal King of America, and God’s Own Avatar on Earth.

“Jamie: You do such a GREAT job! So tough, so insightful, and so incredible! I watch you all the time, and you just never miss. Jamie, as President, I just wanted to tell you this, and THANK YOU for the incredible work you are doing! DJT
DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”

oh look, it’s just Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants — the erratic scramblebrain in command of a nuclear arsenal — farting out a fawning fanboy love-tweet to some mysterious ‘Jamie.’ and, because he’s a vainglorious peacock with delusions of grandeur, he signs it DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

as if we didn’t know. as if all his fascist fuckery wasn’t being forced upon us, twenty-four-seven, and we needed to be reminded.

and then he goes right back to all-cap rage-tweeting about every petty grievance sluicing about in that rattletrap noggin of his.

and the world just shrugs and moves on — because the Mad King has normalized batshit.

folks, I’m running out of ways to say this is not fucking normal.

this is gather-the-family-for-a-serious-discussion-about-what-to-do-about-grampa level crazy.

the big question is: who the fuck is this Jamie, that Donny ‘watches all the time’? and is Jamie in the room with us right now?

Donny can’t possibly be fan-tweeting Democratic Congressman Jamie Raskin. that would make no sense.

is it Jamie Lee Curtis? I doubt it. I can’t see Donny bingeing season four of The Bear. all that angsty ‘is the restaurant going to survive’ shit would bore the fuck out of him.

is it Jamie Farr? is Donny watching 50-year-old reruns of MASH? okay, that seems credible. who doesn’t love the cross-dressing antics of Corporal Klinger?

wait — oh fuck, it is Comer Fudd? Fudd sure seems to think so.

“Thank You President @realDonaldTrump! Like I said on @FoxNews tonight, it’s time for Congress to deliver a One Big Beautiful Bill to the President’s desk.”

so, Jamie is Donny’s private nickname for Comer Fudd? that’s so adorbs!

this is the guy Donny is thanking for his ‘incredible insight’? the rake-steppingest fuckwit in Congress?

Comer Fudd is best known for wasting four years of the entire county’s time on farcical hearings into the imaginary crimes of the fictional Biden Crime Family. the only thing Comer was able to prove beyond all doubt was that Hunter Biden is the proud owner of a freakishly ginormous trouser trout.

Comer is currently conducting a very high-level investigation into How Old Is Joe Biden — and he can’t manage to come up with an answer. bro, dude’s 82 years old. I just googled. it took 3 seconds. can we move on to something else now? please?

I swear, James Comer could convene a hearing on Where Is My Ass, subpoena both his hands, and still fail to figure it the fuck out.

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hey, here’s another fun story that should be a major scandal, but is getting no play in the press.

remember those big beautiful bunker busters bombs that bunkerbusted the living fuck out of all those Iranian nuke? we were never told how many bombs were dropped that day — but it must have been at least a skillionty, considering how totally obliterated all those bunkers got. am I right?

well, we now know out exactly how many bunkie bustinators got dropped on the Isfahan uranium enrichment site in central Iran. are you ready? here we go.

zero. the answer is zero.

The US military did not use bunker-buster bombs on one of Iran’s largest nuclear sites last weekend because the site is so deep that the bombs likely would not have been effective, the US’ top general told senators during a briefing on Thursday.

oh. huh.

while SecDef Kegstand was screaming at the media for failing to be loyal stenographers and printing the official story of TOTAL OBLITERATION, his Joint Chiefs Chair was briefing Congress on the fact that they didn’t even bother to use their biggest bombs on the site that enriches the most fuel in Iran — because they knew in advance that doing so wouldn’t have accomplished shit.

Democratic Sen. Chris Murphy told CNN on Thursday night after receiving the briefing that some of Iran’s capabilities “are so far underground that we can never reach them. So they have the ability to move a lot of what has been saved into areas where there’s no American bombing capacity that can reach it.”

oh, that’s lovely. time, money and munitions were wasted on a performative dog-and-pony show that the military knew in advance would be a wash, just so the Mad King and his piss-drunk flunky could strut and preen and congratulate themselves on PERFECT TOTAL OBLITERATION.

more like PERFECTLY UNNECESSARY FLIGHT, am I right? because look at this:

Weapons expert and professor at the Middlebury Institute of International Studies Jeffrey Lewis told CNN that commercial satellite images show that Iran has accessed the tunnels at Isfahan.

Additional satellite imagery captured on June 27 by Planet Labs show the entrance to the tunnels were open at the time, according to Lewis.

great. the Isfahan site was so TOTALLY FUCKING OBLITERATED that it took only about five days for Iran to reopen the tunnel entrances.

so Donny bombed a site that all his experts knew was indestructible, demanded a ceasefire that never got ceasefired, took a victory lap — and then offered Iran the exact same deal that Obama cut? the deal that Donny ripped up because he was jealous of a black man’s accomplishments?

does any of that make one fucking lick of sense? am I on crazy pills? can I get an answer?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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here are your heroes of the day: the people of Budapest, Hungary.

after Viktor Orbán, Hungary’s own tinpot dictator-wanna-be, banned all pride events, over a hundred thousand Hungarians were all fuck off, Vik, and held an impromptu pride march in defiance of the law.

if they can do it to Orbán, we can do it to the Mad King.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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