Donny posts his nightmare hallucination of an ethnically-cleansed Gaza

what in the small-batch artisanal fuck is this?

of all the megalomaniacal batshittery to have ever sluiced about in the murky depths of Donny Convict’s big, dumb sludge-filled head, this might be the batshittiest.

last night, Donny posted an AI-generated video depicting his vision of an ethnically-cleansed Gaza. it’s a narcissist’s wet dream. a fever-swamp nightmare. it checks every fucking crazypants box imaginable.

you’ve got luxury high-rise buildings. the Space Nazi enjoying a snack. some kid with a golden Trump-head balloon. Donny pawing some half-dressed woman on the dance floor. ugh. gross.

the Space Nazi throwing money in the air, and children catching it. what in the actual fuck?

a marina. luxury cars. the exterior of the Trump Gaza Hotel. a gifuckingnormous golden statue of Dear Leader, because of course there is.

no AI-generated hallucination would be complete without what are apparently bearded belly dancers. did anyone fucking review this thing before posting it?

and the video ends with the War Crime Twins, lounging poolside.

just a couple of dissipated old fuckwads, enjoying the fruits of their ethnic cleansing.

know who you don’t see in Donny’s dream of a Trump-branded Gaza? Palestinians, that’s who. there won’t be any Palestinians in Gaz-a-Lago, because Bibi and Donny will have shipped them off to who the fuck cares, just get them out of here.

no one involved in envisioning this billionaire’s playground has asked a single Palestinian how they would feel about being forcibly relocated from their homeland, because fuck you, that’s why. that’s just how plutocrats roll. you’re collateral damage, bro, get over it. now go pack your bags — or do you want Donny’s militia to pack them for you?

even Donny’s own cultists are fucking horrified.

One Truth Social user wrote: “I could not be a bigger supporter of President Trump but this particular video is in very poor taste. Very poor taste, indeed!” Another wrote: “I hate this. I love our president, but this is horrible.”

“Only one deserves the glory and the honor, Mr President,” wrote another user. “The statue is a symbol of the antichrist, please humble yourself to God. Jesus is king and only Him.” Other users described the video as “sick” and “filth”.

and the Arab world is livid.

look, there’s a simple solution. if any of those displaced Palestinians need a new place to live, all they have to do is pony up five million dollars, and they can resettle here in the United States — because Donny’s got hot new idea. he’s going to sell citizenship.

“we’re gonna be selling a gold card. you have a green card, this is a gold card. we’re gonna be putting a price on that card of about $5 million and that’s going to give you green card privileges, plus. it’s gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying this card. they’ll be wealthy and they’ll be successful. it’s never been done before, anything like this.”

Donny’s right: selling citizenship has never been done before, because we’ve never had a greedy, amoral president willing to shit over all our ideals before.

now just does Donny mean, that the gold card will give you “green card privileges, plus”? plus what? will there be a concierge service at ports of entry? do you get a nice gift basket full of Trump-branded goodies?

does someone to take the Oath of Citizenship for you, so you don’t have to stand on line in some dingy government building?

but Donny, aren’t you fast-tracking a way for Russian oligarchs to resettle here in the US?

reporter: “would a Russian oligarch be eligible for a gold card?”

Donny: “yeah, possibly. hey, I know some Russian oligarchs that are very nice people.”

I’ll bet Donny does. Russian oligarchs have been underwriting Donny’s sketchy real estate transactions since forever.

now it’s time to return the favor. one hand washes the other.

yesterday, a reporter asked Donny about the Space Nazi’s demand that all government employees send him that “five things I did last week” email. let’s listen in as Dear Leader gives us a taste of his legendary management style.

“yeah well, it’s somewhat voluntary but it’s also I guess if you don’t answer it, you get fired.”

thanks for clearing that up, Brainiac. I suppose if we wanted a real answer, we should have gone to Donny’s boss Elon, and asked him. oh wait, Elon’s just as incoherent as Donny is. so let’s allow Donny to continue.

“what it is, is ‘do people exist?’”

I’ve been asking myself that question for years.

“we have this massive government with millions of people, and nobody knows who’s working for the government, and who’s not. so what they’re doing is they’re sending out a letter to everybody and they’re saying what were the things you did last week. I guess they ask for five.”

Donny of course, has no fucking clue what he’s yammering about. this is the same imbecile who imagines that if you let a government employee work from home, they’re just going fuck off and go golfing. projection much, asshole?

now look, reporters, it’s time to leave Donny alone. he’s got important work to do. he’s meeting with a decorator who going to show him fabric swatches for the drapes at the Trump Gaza Hotel.

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here’s your Hero of the Day: the excellent Jasmine Crockett.

reporter: “if you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?

Rep. Crockett: “fuck off.”

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