sack of shit mocks beloved icon’s death

shut the fuck up, Piggy

he’s literally the worst person on the planet.

no one is more petty, or more spiteful. no one is as cruel, or narcissistic, or broken inside.

he’s such a ginormous piece of shit that I don’t even have to say his name. all I need to say is ‘he’s literally the worst person on the planet,’ and everyone knows exactly who I’m talking about.

I have two words for the malignant toad who posted the following to his crappy app — and they rhyme with ‘fuck you.’

shut the fuck up, Piggy. not everything is about you.

Donny Convict is unfit to be president, and every day he goes out of his way to prove it.

this attention-addicted asshole can’t go ten minutes without needing to insert himself in the news. oh, is everyone talking about the tragic deaths of Rob and Michele Reiner? well, here comes Donny to shit out some vile trash about how ‘maybe Rob had it coming’ — and boom, now everyone’s talking about Dear Leader instead. awesome job, fuckhead.

and just when you think you’ve heard it all — that you’re numbed, and can no longer be shocked by anything that Donny’s diseased and disordered brain might cook up — he finds a way to sink to a new low.

even Donny’s fervent worshipers can see that he’s just shit the bed. look at some of the replies under his post.

you’d like to think this could be a teachable moment for MAGA, but nah.

we’ve seen this movie before. Donny’s cultists are dumb as fuck and have the attention span of a flea. by the end of today, Dear Leader will have said something that gets them cheering. you can set your watch to it.

still, though, it’s nice to see elected Republicans — like the newly-minted GOP Voice of Reason™, Marjorie Three Toes Greene — being properly repelled by the gross antics of their leader.

“Rob Reiner and his wife were tragically killed at the hands of their own son, who reportedly had drug addiction and other issues, and their remaining children are left in serious mourning and heartbreak. This is a family tragedy, not about politics or political enemies.”

okay, whoever you are, what have you done with the real Marjorie Taylor Greene? how completely fucking weird is it that the ninny who once accused Jews of controlling the weather is now doling out sage wisdom like some kind of Mother Teresa on steroids?

oh, and fuck you, Donny, for putting me on the same side of an issue as Lady Space Laser.

let’s compare Sporky’s unequivocal statement with the tepid mouth-sounds made by the limpest dick on Capitol Hill.

CNN reporter Manu Raju: “Mr. Speaker, do you condemn Trump’s post about Rob Reiner?”

second reporter: “what are your thoughts about what President Trump said about Rob Reiner?

Holy Mike Johnson: “I don’t do ongoing commentary about everything that’s said by everybody in government every day.”

Raju: “he’s the president of the United States. a lot of your members are criticizing him.”

you’ll never guess what happened next: brave Sir Mike ran away!

you know, I keep hearing about how Holy Mike is some super-religious Christian — so why is he carrying water for the literal antichrist? no one’s even asking for a forceful criticism. how hard would it have been for Mike to have mumbled out some halfhearted statement like ‘well of course I don’t agree with the president’?

get the fuck out of the way, Mike. let me show you how a real Christian acts. Russell Moore is the Editor-in-Chief of the magazine Christianity Today. here’s what he had to say.

“How this vile, disgusting, and immoral behavior has become normalized in the United States is something our descendants will study in school, to the shame of our generation.”

‘shame’ is exactly right. it’s just so fucking embarrassing to have a vulgar wart-hog as the leader of our country. the rest of the world is laughing at us, when they’re not cringing in horror.

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Thomas Massie has his own version of the What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™. he’s challenging any one of his Republican colleagues to defend Donny’s dumbfuckery.

“Regardless of how you felt about Rob Reiner, this is inappropriate and disrespectful discourse about a man who was just brutally murdered. I guess my elected GOP colleagues, the VP, and White House staff will just ignore it because they’re afraid? I challenge anyone to defend it.”

look over here, Thomas — Markwayne Mullin’s got his hand up! that’s right, Mullin was one of the few establishment Republicans unafraid to actually defend Dear Leader’s vile post.

“I don’t think they’re controversial. Because he was respectful to him, he said he was once a really good actor and all that. And pointed out the fact that he didn’t like him at all, but wished him, you know, ended the text fine… I didn’t think it was distasteful at all.” Mullin told CNN.

what Marky Two-Names should have said was nothing. history is not going to be kind to the shitweasels who defended Dear Leader to the bitter end.

now let’s listen to Donny double down on being a complete piece of shit.

reporter: “a number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Truth Social after the murder of Rob Reiner. do you stand by that post?”

Donny: “well, I wasn’t a fan of his at all. he was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned. he said uhhh— he liked— he knew it was false. in fact it’s the exact opposite, that I was, uhhh, a friend of Russia, controlled by Russia, he knows it. the Russia hoax. he was one of the people behind it. I think he hurt himself, career-wise, so he became like a deranged person. Trump derangement syndrome. so I was not a fan of Rob— Reiner. at all. in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country.”

shut the fuck up, Piggy.

Donny Convict is literally the worst person on the planet. who the hell talks about himself in the third person?

oh, and Donny isn’t controlled by Russia? fact check:

look folks, everything fucking sucks right now. you know it, and I know it. but listen:

Donny is seventy nine years old. he’s already lost his marbles. he’s in poor health. he’s literally rotting away before our very eyes.

at the same time, Dear Leader is losing his grip on the GOP. aside from dead-enders like Markwayne Mullin and Holy Mike, Republicans are backing away from him. he’s becoming radioactive. this shit was always going to be unsustainable. no one voted for higher prices and unaffordable healthcare.

I promise you, there is light at the end of the tunnel. someday, this war’s gonna end.

let’s give today’s final word to author and bluesky poster Damien Owens — because, really, what more needs to be said?

now here’s our esteemed Defense Secretary, Flippy McCrushnuts, to take us out in style.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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