Epstein’s survivors spoke out and Republicans lost their shit

release all the files, you cowards

Sep 04, 2025

we’ve talked a lot about Donny’s dead pedo bestie, and all the fucked-up shit that he and his predator pals got up to, but you know who we haven’t talked about enough? the survivors. the Motel-a-Lago ‘spa girls’ and all the other unfortunates who trusted Ghislaine Maxwell’s smooth talk — only to be trafficked, abused, and discarded.

it’s time to listen to them.

yesterday, one hundred Epstein survivors held a press conference at the Capitol, to tell their stories, with the hopes of shaming cowardly House Republicans into signing on to Tom Massie and Ro Khanna’s discharge petition, to bring their Epstein Files bill to a vote.

warning: what they had to say is going to break your heart. but we need to hear it.

“my name is Jess Michaels and I’m a 1991 Epstein survivor. for 27 years, I thought I was the only one that Jeffrey Epstein raped. I believed I was alone, and I was kept silent by the shame that was inside me and by the fear outside in the world. but I wasn't the only one. none of us were. and what once kept us silent now fuels that fire and the power of our voices. we are not the footnotes in some infamous predator’s tabloid article. we are the experts and the subjects of this story. we are the proof that fear did not break us. and we don’t just speak for ourselves, but for every survivor whose story is still unspoken…. this is what power looks like. survivors united, voices joined, refusing to be dismissed. know this: justice and accountability are not favors from the powerful. they are obligations, decades overdue. this moment began with Epstein’s crimes, but it’s going to be remembered for survivors demanding justice, demanding truth, demanding accountability, and we will not stop until survivor voices shape justice, transform culture, and define the future. we are no longer whispers. We are one powerful voice, too loud to ignore, and we will never be silenced again.”

Epstein survivor Anouska de Georgiou spoke directly to House Republicans.

“you have a choice. stand with the truth, or with the lies that have protected predators for decades. I am no longer weak. I am no longer powerless. and I am no longer alone. and with your vote, neither will the next generation be. President Trump, you have so much influence and power in this situation. please use that influence and power to help us. because we need it now, and the country needs it now. thank you.”

holy shit, they’re making a list and they’re checking it twice.

“and also, I would like to announce here today that we Epstein survivors have been discussing creating our own list. we know the names. many of us were abused by them. no, together as survivors, we will confidentially compile the names we all know, who were regularly in the Epstein world. and it will be done by survivors and for survivors. stay tuned for more details.”

these are very brave women, and they deserve justice.

stop protecting pedophiles, you cowardly Republican fucks. sign the discharge petition.

oh, look who Newsmax dragged out to do damage control: James Comer, the rake-steppingest dumbfuck on Capitol Hill. let’s hear what Comer Fudd has to say.

“one thing that continues to be a recurring theme is that Donald Trump’s name was not mentioned in any of this.”

seriously, Congressman? that’s the story you’re going with, that Dear Leader’s name never came up?

fact check: fuck off, you marble-mouth buffoon.

“Jeffrey and Ghislaine were always very vocal about their friends, famous and powerful friends, and his biggest brag forever was that he was very good friends with Donald Trump. he had an 8x10 framed picture of him on his desk.”

aww, isn’t that sweet? Donny’s dead pedo bestie had a framed photo of him on his desk. just a couple of degenerate snugglebunnies.

one is left to wonder what kind of selective deafness Comer Fudd is suffering from, that when the name ‘Donald Trump’ comes out of the mouth of an Epstein survivor, he can’t hear it.

by the way, do you know how James Comer, despite being a five-alarm fucknut, keeps getting reelected? it’s because his district has been surgically gerrymandered, because of course it has. it’s the only way any of these low-wattage shitsticks can win an election.

meanwhile, over on Fox News,

Mediaite reported Wednesday that Fox aired the presser, up until Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) took aim at the Trump administration for continuing to keep the Epstein files under wraps, specifically naming the FBI, the CIA and the DOJ. At that point, host Dana Perino cut away.

at which point — while every other news outlet was covering the press conference — Fox aired a report on that lawless hellhole rogue nation of Chicago.

speaking of Congresswoman Sporkfoot, check out the Presidential Side-Piece. she’s completely melting down on Elon’s Nazi Bar.

“Marjorie Traitor Greene” — *chef’s kiss*

keep Catturd™ in your thoughts and prayers, folks. he’s going through some things.

of course, some reporter had to ask President Pantload for his reaction.

reporter: “on Epstein, is the DOJ protecting any friends or donors?”

Donny: “so this is a Democrat hoax that never ends. it reminds me a little of the Kennedy situation, we gave them everything, over and over again, more and more and more.”

I’m sorry, the ‘Kennedy situation’? where ‘we’ gave them ‘everything, over and over’? what the fuck is Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants hallucinating about now?

let’s talk about this ‘hoax’ — because Donny wants you to forget that he campaigned on releasing the Epstein Files. once he slithered his way back into power, he never stopped talking about how he was gung-ho to release the Files, right up until the moment that Pam Bondi pulled him aside and said ‘hey dumb-ass, it’s time to shut the fuck about the Epstein Files — your name is all over that shit.’

and that, ladies and gentlemen, was the exact moment Donny stared calling the files about his dead pedo bestie a hoax — one that was somehow cooked up by Joe Biden’s autopen. seriously, the lunatic actually fucking said that, back in July.

“well, I haven’t been overly interested in it. you know, it’s something— it’s a hoax that’s been built up way beyond proportion. I can say this, those files were run by the worst scum on earth. they were run by, uh, Comey, they were run by Garland, they were run by Biden and all of the people that actually ran the government, including the autopen.”

we’re getting off-topic, I know, but can we just talk for a moment about the monumental stupidity of Preznit Fuckwit? because here’s something else the imbecile said yesterday.

“Newsom didn’t allow the water to come from the pacific northwest. I demanded that to be open. if that were open. you wouldn’t have had the fire because all the sprinklers would’ve worked in the houses.”

what fever-swamp fairy tale is this? Donny is again repeating this childish fantasy of his, that California gets their water from Canada, and that mean old Gavin Newsom wouldn’t open the big faucet that lets the water flow down — and the reason Los Angeles burned to the ground is that the sprinklers in the houses weren’t working?

the fucking sprinklers?

you idiot, it was a hurricane made of fire.

what sprinklers were going to put that out?

he’s so fucking dumb it makes my head hurt just transcribing this nonsense.

also, I just want to remind the White House press corps that my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ is now in its 1,983rd day.

let’s wrap this up by giving the final words to Brad Edwards, attorney for the Epstein survivors — because the issue can’t be framed any clearer than this.

“you’re either on the side of the victims or you’re on the side of evil. there is not another side to this, and [Donald Trump is] choosing the side of evil. the side of Jeffrey Epstein.”

absofuckinglutely.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

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