let them fight! Stevie Three-Shirts vows to fuck the Space Nazi’s shit

are you ready for some MAGA-on-MAGA warfare?

Jan 13, 2025

the MAGA cinematic universe’s Civil War continues to boil. on one side sit the racists who insist that America is for white people only, and everyone else should be shipped straight the fuck back to where they came from, pronto.

on the other side are the oligarchs who believe that immigrants are just fine, as long as the oligarchs get to exploit and oppress them.

when we last checked in on these battling ass-clowns, the Space Nazi had thoughtfully suggested that anyone who didn’t agree with his stance on H-1B visas should take a big step back and FUCK THEMSELVES IN THE FACE.

that heartfelt advice didn’t sit well with the racists — and this weekend, one-man leper colony Steve Bannon shot back.

In an interview with Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera, as highlighted by Mediaite, Bannon sharply criticized Musk, who was tapped by Trump to co-lead the “Department of Government Efficiency.”
“I will have Elon Musk run out of here by Inauguration Day,” Bannon said. “He is a truly evil guy, a very bad guy. I made it my personal thing to take this guy down.”
He added: “He will not have full access to the White House. He will be like any other person.”

Little Stevie Three-Shirts may be suffering from some serious delusions of grandeur here. it’s anyone’s guess how Steve imagines he’s going to prevent the Space Nazi from doing anything. the Space Nazi has practically taken up residence at Motel-a-Lago, while Steve no longer holds any position of influence with Dear Leader.

nonetheless, if Bannon wants to spend the next seven days scorching the earth in his quest to oust the Space Nazi, sure, absolutely — let them fight.

check out this clip of Steve unloading on the Space Nazi.

“he’s got the maturity of an 11-year-old, you can tell that. but he uh, it’s obvious. he can’t take criticism. one of his weaknesses is that he needs to be loved. he needs the masses to love him. you can tell he’s on the stage, he needs that glory.”

wait — does Steverino not realize that he’s also describing Dear Leader?

as for the Space Nazi, he spent this past weekend doing Useless Disaster Relief Theater.

with great fanfare, he announced that Tesla would be sending a fleet of his fugly Cybertrucks to fan out all over the Greater Los Angeles area, to assist with relief efforts.

“We are going to position Cybertrucks with Starlinks and free WiFi in a grid pattern in the areas that most need it in the greater LA/Malibu area.”

wow, what a supreme humanitarian act of kindness, right? well, sure — except for the part where his fleet of Cybertrucks totaled eight.

now let’s check out that “bed filled with water & snacks.”

wait, that’s it? are you fucking kidding me? this is the Tesla relief effort, eight Cybertrucks, each with their pathetically minuscule trunks half-filled with about forty bucks worth of water and fruit? for an entire fucking city that just burned to the ground?

come on, the Space Nazi is the richest asshole on the planet. he could have written the City of Los Angeles a check for a billion dollars without breaking a sweat.

Taylor Swift just ponied up ten million for fire relief efforts.

while the Space Nazi does less than the barest minimum. thanks a fucking lot, you’re a peach.

here’s Mike Waltz —Donny’s choice for National Security Advisor — spinning a complete fantasy about how grateful Greenlanders are going to be throwing flowers as they greet our troops as liberators.

ABC host: “is that a diplomatic goal, or are you talking about using military force?”
Waltz: “President Trump is always going to leave all options on the table, but there are a number of things we can enter into to amend those existing agreements. we’re hearing from the Greenlanders that they are pushing towards independence, which would allow all types of other avenues.”

it’s true, there are Greenlanders who want their country to be independent — but that’s independent as their own sovereign country, not as some client-state of America.

in the end, none of that is going matter. the United States is going to hold Greenland down and have its way, and then tell Greenland that it was their own fault for dressing provocatively — because Dear Leader has never exactly been big on consent.

Kansas Senator Roger Marshall has a reassuring message for Americans who are worried that Republicans are going cut their healthcare benefits: fuck you, it’s your own fault if you get sick.

“look, about 70% of your health outcomes are determined by you. it’s determined by what you eat and what you’re surrounded by. by the time you come to my office as a doctor, I can impact maybe 10 or 20% of your health outcomes.”

that’s such a classic GOP attitude: pull your healthcare up by its own bootstraps. were you born with, say, a congenital heart defect? sucks to be you, bro. in your next life, make better birth choices.

by the way, those figures that Marshall cites, 70% and 10 to 20%? they’re what healthcare experts refer to as made up. Marshall just pulled those numbers out of his ass, on the spot.

“I’m healthy, and it’s your own fault if you’re not, so why should I pay for it?” is a typical Republican mindset. and it works fine, right up until the point where it doesn’t.

ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the cautionary tale of former New York Republican Michael Grimm.

Former U.S. Rep. Michael Grimm, a New York Republican who resigned from Congress following a tax fraud conviction, is paralyzed from the chest down after being thrown from a horse during a polo tournament, according to friends who are raising funds to pay for the ex-lawmaker's medical care.
Grimm had been an avid polo player for years, Ignizio said. “It was a passion of his and he suffered a tragic accident at the end of September,” said Vincent Ignizio, who has set up a GoFundMe account to pay for Grimm’s medical care.

welcome to these United States of Medical Debt, where even a former Congressman has to beg for money from strangers on the internet to pay his medical bills.

be careful of what kind of government you wish for — you might get it.

take a wild guess at how California’s House Republican delegation spent this past weekend.

if you guessed that they were in Los Angeles, pitching in with relief efforts, you’d be dead wrong.

sorry, nope — they were at Dear Leader’s ramshackle Florida golf motel, kissing his ass and aping that insipid thumb’s up bullshit, because fuck California.

here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.