JD Vance lectures Germany: be nice to your Nazis

Germany doesn’t need your bullshit, thank you very much

Nazis fucking suck.

this has been the guiding principal for the entire world for the last ninety years. we fought a whole war about it — and the Nazis lost.

in fact, Germany was so embarrassed by that Hitler killed millions of people thing that they passed laws banning Nazi symbolism. wear a swastika, or sieg heil in public, and you risk spending the next five years in prison.

one fascist nightmare was enough for Germany. they don’t need for that shit to ever happen again.

which is why it’s super fucking galling that on Friday, Couchfuck McGee — the doughy pantload who is technically Vice President of the United States — traveled to Germany and actually lectured them about how they should be more tolerant of Nazis.

I shit you not. listen to this arrogant furniture molester.

“speaking up and expressing opinions isn’t election interference, even when people express views outside your own country and even when those people are very influential. and trust me, I say this with all humor. if American Democracy can survive ten years of Greta Thunberg scolding, you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk. [audience groans] but what German democracy — what no democracy, American, German or European — will survive is telling millions of voters that their thoughts and concerns, their aspirations, their pleas for relief, are invalid, or unworthy of even being considered. Democracy rests on the sacred principle that the voice of the people matters. there’s no room for firewalls.”

imagine being so fucking fragile that you’re triggered by Greta Thunberg.

what a dick Couchfuck is, comparing the influence of a teenager with a bullhorn to that of the wealthiest asshole in the universe. get back to me when Greta Thunberg owns her own social media hellhole Nazi bar, and then we can talk about their relative influence.

but let’s focus on the second part of JD’s statement, because — as always with these shitnozzles — he’s is speaking in coded language. sure, he’s spewing lofty platitudes about “thoughts and concerns, their aspirations, their pleas for relief,” as if he were speaking of some hypothetical bloc of voters — but everyone in the audience knew who he was referring to: the AfD, Germany’s Nazi-adjacent ultra-far-right political party.

That party, called the Alternative for Germany, or AfD, is sitting second in the polls for next Sunday’s parliamentary elections, with about 20 percent of the public saying they support it. But no other German party is willing to govern with it. That’s because the AfD has at times downplayed Hitler’s atrocities. Some party members have reveled in Nazi slogans.

the AFD is the party backed by the Space Nazi.

(as of right now, the Space Nazi’s tweet has 52 million views. I’m pretty sure that Greta Thunberg’s bullhorn isn’t loud enough to compete.)

Donny, Couchfuck and the Space Nazi love them some AfD, because they’re kindred spirits. the AfD thinks Ukraine should be handed over to Russia. they’re huge fans of that remigration shit, where the government strips someone of their citizenship and deports them to who the fuck cares, just get out of here. and, of course, they’re antisemitic, anti-Muslim and anti-democratic.

oh, remember those German laws against displaying Nazi symbols?

Björn Höcke, leader of the AfD party in the state of Thuringia, has twice been fined by a German court for using a banned Nazi slogan. The phrase, “Everything for Germany” (“Alles für Deutschland”) was a slogan of the Nazi stormtroopers and engraved on their daggers.

he seems nice.

pro tip: if you’re repeating actual stormtrooper slogans, you’re on the wrong fucking side.

naturally, Europe was appalled at Vance’s pro-Nazi tirade. they were all fuck straight off, you bearded weirdo, and confine that fascism shit to your own borders.

look how the Times continues to pull their punches. no, Grey Lady, Couchfuck isn’t “criticizing the suppression of conservative voices” — he’s criticizing the suppression of actual Nazis.

by the way, the ADL wins the Susan Collins award for their “deep concern” over a US vice president’s unashamed support of fascism.

On Friday, Mr. Vance’s embrace of the far-right party was quickly rebuked by the Anti-Defamation League, which said in a statement that it was “deeply concerning” that Mr. Vance appeared to openly welcome a group with “an extremist agenda and a history that includes antisemitic, anti-Muslim, anti-democratic and xenophobic rhetoric.”

for those of you keeping score at home, that’s one “deep concern” for JD Vance, and one “he probably didn’t mean it” for Elon Musk’s obvious sieg heil. awesome job, ADL, pat yourselves on the back.

Senator Collins might want to look into suing the ADL for trademark infringement.

despite what Couchfuck wants you to believe, the AfD — polling at only 20% — is not popular. here are 25,000 Germans in Berlin protesting against AfD.

wouldn’t you like to see a little of that anti-fascist energy right here in America?

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now let’s check out some of the lunacy that’s been going on in our own country.

oh dear.

When he first introduced the bill, Lee said on the social media platform X that his goal was to ban pride flags. But Nazi and Confederate flags, he told the committee Thursday, would be included in the approved flags.

how did that come up in conversation?

“I’m introducing a bill to ban pride flags.”
“you want to ban pride flags? what are you, some kind of intolerant asshole?”
“who are you calling intolerant? we can still wave swastikas.”

gee, thanks for clarifying that.

shit hit the fan once the story broke, and Rep. Lee was embarrassed into rewriting his proposed bill.

As amended, HB77 now says “a historic version of a flag” that is in “accordance with curriculum the [local education authority] governing board approves.”

under the amended bill, a Nazi flag could only be flown if a local school board approves. why am I not reassured by that?

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now get ready for the most 2025 headline you’ve seen yet.

Missouri’s attorney general has sued Starbucks, accusing it of engaging in discrimination with its diversity, equity and inclusion policies and alleging that such initiatives have made the coffee giant’s workforce “more female and less white.”

welcome to Donny Convict’s America, where you can actually be sued for insufficient white maleness.

Such practices force Missouri consumers to “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services,” he argued, because making hiring decisions “on non-merit considerations will skew the hiring pool towards people who are less qualified to perform their work.”

here we go again with this inane fever-swamp insistence that women and people of color can’t possibly be qualified to do the jobs for which they’re being hired. it’s fucking Starbucks, you imbeciles. they’re pouring coffee into a cup and putting a lid on it. how is their sex — or color of their skin — a factor in how long it takes, or how much it costs?

He did not provide evidence for how costs would increase for consumers.

of course he didn’t provide evidence. there is no evidence. there’s never any evidence with these supremacist fuckfaces.

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