is Tom Homan accepting bags of cash wrong? that’s just, like, your opinion, man

and Donny has another social media meltdown

if I were to ask you which of Donny Convict’s confederacy of lackeys, psychopaths, incompetents and clownfuckers were most likely to get caught with their larcenous fingers around bags of ill-gotten cash, you’d probably answer, ‘all of them’ — and you wouldn’t be wrong.

‘but Uncle Jeff,’ I hear you asking, ‘that wouldn’t actually happen, would it? bags of cash? who does that? that kind of cartoonish shit only happens in, y’know, cartoons, right?’

wrong — because it ahem allegedly happened to Donny’s own personal Fred Flintstone, ‘border czar’ Tom Homan.

separated at birth, am I right?

oh, looky looky here.

In an undercover operation last year, the FBI recorded Tom Homan, now the White House border czar, accepting $50,000 in cash after indicating he could help the agents — who were posing as business executives — win government contracts in a second Trump administration, according to multiple people familiar with the probe and internal documents reviewed by MSNBC.

here’s how that shit went down. last year, during the presidential campaign, FBI agents pretending to be business honchos took a meeting with Homan, and were all ‘bro, do us a solid here. if we wanted to make sure that fat government government contracts got funneled our way in a second Donny reign, how much would you need? how about fifty grand?’

and Homan was all ahem allegedly ‘fuck yeah. I like that number.’

and then, according to MSNBC’s reporting, the FBI secretly recorded Homan glomming his ahem alleged bribe. that’s right, all that shit was captured on tape.

oh, I’m sorry — was that wrong?

Tom Homan has to plead ignorance on this thing. because if anyone had said anything at all to him when he first started out in government that that sort of thing was frowned upon…

now here’s where I have to confess that I’ve misled you just a wee bit. I didn’t give you the full headline up there. I snipped out the best part.

here’s the complete headline.

that’s right: as soon as Donny took power, he was all ‘make that Homan shit go fuckity-bye.’

and so Krazee-Eyes Ka$h took all those files, and all those tapes, and found the deepest, darkest file cabinet to disappear them into — after which he was all ‘nothing to see here.’

In a statement provided to MSNBC, FBI Director Kash Patel and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said, “This matter originated under the previous administration and was subjected to a full review by FBI agents and Justice Department prosecutors. They found no credible evidence of any criminal wrongdoing.”

Tom Homan’s ahem alleged crime is on fucking tape. how is that not credible evidence? but this is the shit sandwich that the podcast troll who now heads the FBI, along with Donny’s own personal lawyer Toddy Blank, are shoving in our faces, and going ‘mmm, mmm, isn’t that delicious?’

oh, and MAGA couldn’t care less that blatant corruption is going on right under all of our noses.

Megyn Kelly saves her ire for real travesties of justice.

once up on a time, Megyn Kelly saw a department store Santa who was black, and she completely lost her shit. but a corrupt government official shoveling bribes into his own pocket? SHE DOES NOT CARE. leave her the fuck alone, ok?

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let’s get real, Donny’s Department of What Used To Be Justice isn’t going to be going after actual criminals among their own — not when there’s so much imaginary crime to be solved.

oh hey, it’s just the President of the United States demanding that his Attorney General prosecute his political enemies.

Pam: I have reviewed over 30 statements and posts saying that, essentially, “same old story as last time, all talk, no action. Nothing is being done. What about Comey, Adam “Shifty” Schiff, Leticia??? They’re all guilty as hell, but nothing is going to be done.” Then we almost put in a Democrat supported U.S. Attorney, in Virginia, with a really bad Republican past. A Woke RINO, who was never going to do his job. That’s why two of the worst Dem Senators PUSHED him so hard. He even lied to the media and said he quit, and that we had no case. No, I fired him, and there is a GREAT CASE, and many lawyers, and legal pundits, say so. Lindsey Halligan is a really good lawyer, and likes you, a lot. We can’t delay any longer, it’s killing our reputation and credibility. They impeached me twice, and indicted me (5 times!), OVER NOTHING. JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED, NOW!!! President DJT

first of all, this is a really fucking weird thing for Donny to post, even by his crazypants standards. raise your hand if you think this batshit rant was supposed to be an email, or a DM, and that Donny accidentally farted it out into public, because he’s too demented to understand the difference any more.

yeah, me too.

I don’t have to tell you how completely fucking abnormal this is. in any sane administration, the president wouldn’t be using the DOJ as his personal retribution squad.

and for fuck’s sake, he wouldn’t be shouting the quiet part out loud, in a social media post.

there’s a good reason that Pam Bondi is ‘all talk, no action,’ and dragging her feet about going after Comey and Schiff: they haven’t done any crimes, and she knows it.

that guy Donny is referring to in his post, where he says ‘he even lied to the media and said he quit, and that we had no case. No, I fired him’?

he’s talking about Erik Seibert, who was tasked by Donny to prosecute Letitia James for mortgage fraud. there was just one little problem: there was no evidence that James committed fraud, because she hadn’t committed fraud.

mortgage fraud is apparently a thing that Donny has decided that all his political enemies are guilty of.

the thing to remember is that with Donny, every accusation is actually a confession.

now, here’s why Eric Siebert quit-or-got-fired.

His crime? He declined to manufacture evidence to bring charges against Letitia James, the New York Attorney General who successfully went after Trump’s company for fraud

it’s one thing for the barking noises inside Donny’s head to go ‘Letitia James, Letitia James, she must be guilty of something, how about mortgage fraud’ — but it’s another thing entirely for a prosecutor to torch his own reputation and career by ginning up phony evidence against a colleague. and so Siebert either walked the plank or was pushed.

so now Donny’s going to play Musical Prosecutors until he finds a lackey willing to do his bidding. we’re that fucking far through the looking glass.

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Donny had a second temper tantrum yesterday. for some reason, those barking noises inside his head have convinced him that ‘Bagram Airbase, Bagram Airbase, my precious, it should be mine, mine, mine’ — and now he’s making threats.

“If Afghanistan doesn’t give Bagram Airbase back to those that built it, the United States of America, BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN!!! President DJT”

oh noes, BAD THINGS! what bad things? is America’s Mad King going to nuke Afghanistan? I wouldn’t put it past him. he’s that unhinged these days.

here’s something that the stupidest fucking idiot ever to crap a diaper in the Oval Office apparently doesn’t know. the United States didn’t build Bagram. the Russians did.

In the 1950s, Bagram airfield was originally built by the Soviet Union during the early period of the Cold War, at a time when the United States and the neighboring Soviet Union were spreading political influence in Afghanistan.

the Taliban, by the way, just told Donny to go fuck himself.

who knows what will happen next. maybe Donny will accuse the Taliban of mortgage fraud.

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let’s go out with a reminder of what a spiteful old fuckhead Donny is. this is from a speech he gave last night.

“… very angry mean Biden. you know, Biden was always a mean guy, but never a smart guy. you go back thirty years ago, forty years ago, he was a stupid guy. but he was always a mean son of a bitch, you know? [audience laughs] how’s it working? not working too well for him right now. so when you start feeling sorry for him, remember, he was a bad guy.”

what a small, petty little sack of shit. this is what he says — what he reads off a prepared text — about a man with cancer. and the audience laughs. these are the same people who just spent a week losing their minds over people being “insufficiently respectful” of Charlie Kirk.

fuck all these fucking fucks. fuck the fucking fuck giving the speech, and fuck the fucking fucks laughing at it.

this seems like as good a time as any to remind every worthless scribbler of the corporate-controlled press that my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ is now in its 2,000th day.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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