Brian Kilmeade has his own ‘final solution‘ for the homeless

also: Kash Patel sucks at his job, and Stephen Miller just plain sucks

I promise, we’re going to get to Brian Kilmeade’s fun little idea. but first, let’s talk about that other thing that’s going on in the news.

here’s a heartwarming tale of what happens when hatred and incompetence work hand in hand.

remember that business where we were fed some bullshit fairy tale about the fuckface who killed Charlie Kirk using bullets that were engraved with ‘transgender ideology’ — do you know how that came about?

one unconfirmed theory is that Fuckface the Assassin was using bullets were from the manufacturer Turan, thusly stamped TRN — and that our government, being so horny to persecute trans people, immediately jumped to the conclusion that TRN meant TRANS.

it’s an interesting theory and would explain a lot, but I cannot stress enough that there is no confirmation this is actually the case.

what we do know, however, is that the DOJ — hollowed out by loyalty-firings, budget cuts and other fuckery — had no clue what the symbols that were on the bullets actually meant.

The bullet that killed Charlie Kirk was engraved with the phrase “notices bulges owo what’s this”—a furry and anime meme that has circulated online for a decade, generally meant as a joke about something unexpected. Three other unfired casings were recovered: “hey fascist! Catch! ↑ → ↓↓↓,” a reference to the Helldivers 2 video game code used to drop the 500kg bomb; “O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao,” the Italian anti-fascist folk song; and “If you read this you are gay lmao,” a trolling insult common in meme subcultures. In other words: internet detritus. Not a single engraving had anything to do with “transgender symbols,” let alone the trans community.

I’m pretty sure that ‘if you read this you are gay lmao’ is not part of any ‘transgender ideology’ — so, no, Fuckface the Assassin wasn’t a trans activist. he was some internet-steeped gamer. but maybe because Krazee-Eyes Ka$h fired seasoned FBI analysts and replaced them with loyalists lackeys, there was no one around who could figure that out.

but that’s what happens when you appoint a Valhalla-obsessed fake-pill-scamming grifter to be your FBI Director. it’s the same thing that happens when you put a Fox News dunk-tank clown in charge of the military, or a reality-show never-was in charge of making sure planes don’t start falling out of the sky. suddenly, classified war plans get butt-dialed to reporters, and — spoiler alert — planes start falling out of the sky.

now, on top of all that clownfuckery, crimes are being incompetently investigated.

here’s a fun fact that I’m sure in no way hampers the FBI’s ability to solve actual crime: the FBI has reassigned a huge percentage of its agents to helping ICE goons track down day laborers in Home Depot parking lots.

The shift in resources spans the country, according to two FBI officials. In a major change, 45% of all agents in the 25 largest FBI field offices will be working on immigration full time.

do you think if Fuckface the Assassin hadn’t turned himself in, that Ka$h Patel’s MAGAfied FBI would have ever caught him? I wouldn’t put money on it.

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along with being a terminally-online gamer, it seems that Fuckface the Assassin was also a groyper.

now, I hear you asking, what the fuck is a groyper? here are some bullet points:

• Groypers are a loose network of alt right figures who are vocal supporters of white supremacist and “America First” podcaster Nick Fuentes.

• Groypers regularly confront mainstream conservative organizations like Turning Point USA (TPUSA) for failing to promote a truly “America First” agenda and for not being adequately “pro white.”

let’s make a very long story very short: groypers hated Charlie Kirk (the co-founder of Turning Point) for being insufficiently right-wing — even though their ideologies overlapped by about 95%.

I know, it’s all very Judean People’s Front vs People’s Front of Judea.

it seems fringe politics hasn’t changed much in the last two thousand years.

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but wait — MAGA isn’t finished persecuting trans people.

“President Trump told me this morning, Kirk assassin has a trans gf.”

oh, okay. Donny Convict told this dude that Fuckface the Assassin has a trans girlfriend. Donny, that well-known expert in identifying who is trans.

here’s what seems to be source of this latest hit-job against the trans community.

“The ‘evidence’ the tabloid media has of the claim that the alleged shooter’s alleged roommate is allegedly transgender is two-year-old TikTok video where the roommate used a filter to look like a female anime character. Trash media is trash.”

dude looks like a lady, he’s got to be trans, right? it’s not like anyone’s ever crossed-dressed for a laugh. I mean, you’d never catch someone like Vice President Couchfuck McGee clowning around and putting on makeup, a wig and a skirt.

but let’s suppose that this is true, that Fuckface the Assassin’s roommate is trans. so fucking what?

it changes nothing about the basic fact of the case, which is that some extreme right-wing nutcase went after some other extreme right-wing nutcase because of a basic disagreement over the right way to be an extreme right-wing nutcase.

twas ever thus.

could our government please stop trying to blame every tragedy on the existence of trans people? is that too much to ask?

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here’s another question I asked recently, on social media.

“where does the left go to get its apology.”

apparently the answer I’m getting is go fuck yourself — because MAGA, despite all evidence to the contrary, is simply going to continue to blame the left for what gamer/groyper Fuckface the Assassin did.

here’s Exhibit A in this cavalcade of fuckery: Nosferatu McGoebbels.

he’s so pumped about continuing to persecute the left, he’s excitedly gibbering with his voice pitched so high that bats trying to geo-locate are flying smack into walls.

“under President Trump’s leadership, I don’t care how, it could be a RICO charge, it could be a conspiracy charge, conspiracy against the United States, insurrection — but we are going to do what it takes to dismantle the organizations and the entities that are fomenting riots, that are doxxing, that are trying to inspire terrorism, they’re committing acts of wanton violence. it has to stop, and my message is to all of the domestic terrorists in this country, spreading this evil hate: you want us to live in fear? we will not live in fear — but you will live in exile, because the power of law enforcement, under President Trump’s leadership, will be used to find you, will be used to take away your money, take away your power, and if you’ve broken the law, to take away your freedom.”

I’m really sorry I asked.

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‘Fox News Blatherer’ must be the sweetest gig in the universe. you can say the vilest shit imaginable and never suffer the tiniest of consequences.

here’s your proof: yesterday, during a broadcast of Romper Room for Racists, Brian Kilmeade came up with a novel solution for dealing with the homeless.

“involuntary lethal injections. just kill ’em.”

really? hey, I have an idea. instead of just executing the homeless in a willy-nilly and disorganized manner, let’s just go whole hog, and concentrate them in camps before offing them. yeah, that’s the ticket. what a great way to round up and get rid of undesirables. it’s such a winning idea, I’m surprised that no one’s ever thought of it before.

spoiler alert: Brian still has his job — because there’s no limit to the horrible shit that can vomit out of your mouth, if you’re employed by Fox.

other news outlets? not so much.

imagine, if you will, that Rachel Maddow went on MSNBC and said we should just walk up to corporate CEOs and stab them with needles full of poison. how many microseconds do you think would pass before she was fired?

let’s take it down a notch. imagine what would happen if someone like Matthew Dowd went on MSNBC and made some bland, uncontroversial statement about how violent rhetoric sometimes leads to actual violence.

oh wait, you don’t have to imagine.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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