Donny does a racism, because fuck you, what else is new?

scenes from an impending government shutdown

barring some last-minute miracle, our government is headed for a shutdown at midnight tonight.

Republicans are doing performative fuck-all to keep the government open — and Donny’s prancing about like an extremely racist toddler, because seriously, how else would you expect him to act? ‘racist fuckwit’ is his default setting.

look at the infantile drek that the doughy pantload posted to his crappy app.

before we get into the video, let’s back up a bit.

yesterday, Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer and House minority leader Hakeem Jeffries trucked themselves on over to the White House for a meeting with America’s Mad King. the goal: to try to cut some last minute deal to avert tonight’s impending shutdown.

Republicans had objected to this meeting ever taking place — because apparently there are these weird things called ‘facts’ — and the GOP was afraid that if one of these ‘facts’ ever penetrated Dear Leader’s thick skull, all hell could break loose. and, sure enough —

“Chuck Schumer tells reporters at White House that Trump seemed completely oblivious to impending increase in health insurance rates and closing of rural hospitals: ‘By his face and by the way he looked, I think he heard about them for the first time.’”

tell me, is it bad when a demented president’s party keeps him in a fairy-tale bubble so that they can manipulate him into assisting them with their evil fuckery?

apparently, Republican fears of Donny being hoodwinked by Schumer and Jeffries into doing something sensible were unfounded — because here’s how Donny reacted to the meeting: by cranking the racism dial way past eleven and posting a deepfake video to social media.

deepfake Chuck Schumer: “look guys, there’s no way to sugar coat it, nobody likes Democrats any more. we have no voters left, because all of our woke trans bullshit. not even black people want to vote for us any more. even Latinos hate us. so we need new voters. and if we give all these illegal aliens free healthcare, we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us. they can’t even speak English, so they won’t realize that we’re just a bunch of woke pieces of shit — at least for a while, until they learn English and they realize they hate us, too.”

what the fuck is up with the sombrero and the mariachi music? is Donny so demented that he thinks Hakeem Jeffries is Mexican?

one grows so tired of repeatedly pointing this out, but it never stops being true: this is not how a responsible adult governs. this is how a spiteful child acts, when he can’t get his way. ‘I’ll show you, here’s a video of you looking like a stupid poopy-head.’

it’s all so fucking embarrassing.

say, whatever happened to Donny Dealmaker, the guy who claims to be such a ginormous business genius that if he’d been in Abe Lincoln’s shoes, he’d have negotiated an end to the Civil War before it even started?

why couldn’t Donny Dealmaker sit down with Chuck and Hakeem and actually hammer out a mutually-beneficial plan? oh, right I forgot: Donny Dealmaker is a heavily-edited character he played on a game show.

in real life, Donny’s the reckless imbecile who went broke running casinos.

Donny’s video was so over the top that Politico was forced to come this close to committing an actual journalism.

I think ‘racist’ is the word you’re groping for, Politico, not ‘vulgar’ — but valiant try. we’ll give you an E for effort.

it’s clear that Donny has no interest at all in reaching any deal with Democrats in order to avert a shutdown. why do that, when it’s so much more fun to be a racist asshole?

what about House speaker Holy Mike Johnson, the limpest dick in Washington? is he doing anything to prevent a shutdown? you know, like maybe calling the House back into session and working on a new budget deal?

sorry, nope — Holy Mike would rather lie his insipid face off, and score cheap political points.

“they want to talk about healthcare? if they don’t fund the government, guess what does stop — the WIC program. that’s women, infants, and children nutrition program won’t be funded. we won’t have FEMA funded. tele-medicine. mental health services. all these things that the American people.”

oh please — do fuck straight off with your bullshit, Holy Mike. stop pretending that Republicans give one crusty shit about any of these programs. remember the Space Nazi? remember his merry band of pimply DOGE incels? they’ve already cut government services to the bone — and whatever DOGE didn’t kill outright, Republicans defunded, in order to give billionaires a big, beautiful tax cut.

so spare us your pious concern, Mike. we’re not buying any of it today.

oh hey, can you guess one government service that will keep on keeping on, after the government shuts down?

did you guess masked ICE thugs disappearing day laborers into Salvadoran slave-labor gulags? bzzzzt! you win!

because in America in the year 2025, racism is considered an essential service.

oh wait, the furniture molester has something he wants to get off his chest. go ahead, Couchfuck McGee, what it is you wanted to say?

“you don’t use your policy disagreements as leverage to not pay our troops, to not have essential services of government actually function.”

fact check: fuck off.

I’m so old, I remember all the way back to December 22, 2018, when Donny shut the government down because mean old Democrats wouldn’t fund his stupid, unworkable border wall — the one that’s already collapsed in many places and been breached countless times.

Roughly 25 percent of the federal government closed on December 22 after President Trump declared his intent to veto any funding bill that didn’t contain five billion dollars for building a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. Thirteen days later, much of the government remains on a shutdown, with Republican Senate leadership currently refusing to move forward any bill that Trump won’t sign. As both sides dig further in on Friday, the prospects of the shutdown ending any time soon seem distant.

that shutdown lasted 35 days — the longest on record — before Donny finally TACO’d on his demands.

hey Couchfuck, would shutting the government down over a useless and absurdly expensive wall qualify as a ‘using a policy disagreement as leverage’?

Couchfuck? JD, where are you? huh, he’s gone. where did he go? oh shit, don’t nobody sit on any of the furniture back in the White House.

I have an idea. let’s ask Donny Deals to explain whose fault it is when a government shuts down. here’s a thing he said on Fox News back in 2013, when Barack HUSSEIN Obama was president.

“A shutdown falls on the president’s lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak.”

oh, okay. glad we got that cleared up.

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by the way, should the government shut down overnight and essential services begin to fail, be a good patriot and shut the fuck up — because nobody likes a whiner.

listen to the sage advice of Donny’s granny-starving Secretary of Commerce, the oligarch Howard Lutnick. here’s what he wisely counseled us back in March.

“let’s say Social Security didn’t send out their checks this month. my mother-in-law, who’s 94, wouldn’t call and complain. she wouldn’t call and complain. she just wouldn’t. she’d think something got messed up, and she’ll get it next month. a fraudster always makes the loudest noise, screaming, yelling, and complaining.”

seriously, don’t bitch and moan, and for fuck’s sake, the last thing you should do is complain to the government about where’s my check — because that’s what fraudsters do.

be like Howard Nutlick’s dear sweet mother-in-law: just call up your billionaire son-in-law and ask him do you a solid, like maybe venmo a hundred grand, y’know, just to keep you afloat for the next couple weeks.

problem fucking solved!

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here’s your clown of the day: Jacob Chansley, better known as the QAnon Shaman.

Jacob’s suing Donny for a millionty skillion trillion dollars. I shit you not.

The QAnon shaman has sued Donald Trump for $40 trillion in a rambling lawsuit that targets Elon Musk, T-Mobile, and Warner Bros.

Jacob Chansley, infamous for wearing a horned warrior outfit while storming the U.S. Capitol on January 6, has claimed that he is the rightful commander-in-chief.

wait, Jacob Chansley believes he’s the rightful president? wow. nobody could have predicted that who guy paints his face and tarts himself up in cow horns and fur, and believes that JFK is alive, would turn out to be mentally unbalanced.

He has named Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the State of Israel, Elon Musk’s X-Corp, T-Mobile, and Warner Bros. Studios in court documents.

you know what? he’s not completely without a complaint — all those people, entities and countries actually do fucking suck.

and then there’s this beaut:

Chansley rescinded his support for Trump because the president refused to release the Epstein files.

fuck you, Donny, for making me agree with the QAnon Shaman. release the full, unedited Epstein files, you fucking liar.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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