Mad King Donny fucking loses it when told he can’t disappear Venezuelans

but he won all seven swing states!

like all mad kings worth their salt, Donny Convict absolutely can not handle being told no.

want to goad Donny into melting straight the fuck down? just tell him there’s something he’s not allowed to do.

throw in the fact that he’s a broken-inside man-baby who never lets go of a grudge and obsesses over settling every score, and you have the reason why Donny is eternally power-loading an endless series of diapers.

uh oh, it looks like Mad King Fuckface woke up on the wrong side of sanity yesterday morning.

This Radical Left Lunatic of a Judge, a troublemaker and agitator who was sadly appointed by Barack Hussein Obama, was not elected President - He didn’t WIN the popular VOTE (by a lot!), he didn’t WIN ALL SEVEN SWING STATES, he didn’t WIN 2,750 to 525 Counties, HE DIDN’T WIN ANYTHING! I WON FOR MANY REASONS, IN AN OVERWHELMING MANDATE, BUT FIGHTING ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION MAY HAVE BEEN THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR THIS HISTORIC VICTORY. I’m just doing what the VOTERS wanted me to do. This judge, like many of the Crooked Judges’ I am forced to appear before, should be IMPEACHED!!! WE DON’T WANT VICIOUS, VIOLENT, AND DEMENTED CRIMINALS, MANY OF THEM DERANGED MURDERERS, IN OUR COUNTRY. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

this is Donny’s oh-so-perfectly normal reaction to being told by U.S. District Judge James Boasberg that he can’t just pluck random Venezuelans off the street and disappear them into Salvadoran hellhole slave-labor prisons, without first giving them their Constitutionally-mandated due process rights.

every single one of Donny’s burst trash bag of personality defects is on display in his Truth Social rage-frenzy. the grandiosity. the narcissism. the all-caps delusion that winning ALL SEVEN SWING STATES somehow confers upon him some weird-ass mandate to shit all over the Constitution.

Donny’s tantrum is indistinguishable from that of a toddler in a supermarket being told he can’t have candy.

if the kid melting down in this photo had the vocabulary for it, he would absolutely be whining that I WON ALL SEVEN SWING STATES, I WANT A SNICKERS BAR!

as with every mad king, Donny’s favorite decree is off with his head!

but since Donny can’t order summary executions (yet), his only other option is to scream OFF WITH HIS IMPEACHMENT, and … oh look, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts has been roused from his stupor.

“For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose.”

on the one hand, kudos to John Roberts — because it’s pretty extraordinary for a Chief Justice to rebuke a sitting president.

but on the other hand, fuck John Roberts. he’s done as much as anyone to kickstart us into this hellish nightmare, first by ruling in favor of Citizens United, and then by declaring that Donny is a Very Special Boy Who Gets To Do All The Crimes He Wants.

but that’s John Roberts for you. he’s happy to toss your rights into the shitter, but when Donny starts coming after judges, suddenly he finds his voice. ‘I hereby decree that the leopards shall not partake of my face, nor of the faces of my judicial brethren.’

you gave a madman unlimited powers, John. what the fuck did you think would happen?

speaking of that madman, check out Donny’s oddball reaction to Roberts’ rebuke.

“he didn’t mention my name in the statement, I just saw it quickly. he didn’t mention my name.”

is Donny seriously suggesting that because his name wasn’t mentioned, John Roberts’ statement doesn’t apply to him? because it’s surreal as fuck to have my sarcastic, year-old tweets get recycled as official Trumpian policy.

very few people voted for this shit. the ‘let’s disappear Venezuelans into Salvadoran slave-prisons’ constituency in the US is actually rather small. it’s pretty much Nosferatu McGoebbels and a handful of psychopaths.

and psychopaths they are.

“we are encouraging illegal immigrants to actively self-deport to maybe save themselves from being in one of these fun videos.”

the “fun videos” that Karoline Leavitt is referring to are the ones being distributed by the Salvadoran government, showing Venezuelans, their heads newly-shaved, being herded into a slave-labor prison. what kind of sick fuck calls that a “fun video”?

hey, you know who else wanted their “undesirables” to self-deport, don’t you? of course you do.

when the Nazis took power in Germany in 1933, they didn’t immediately go to work building extermination camps. mass death wasn’t even on the menu.

what they did want was to rid their country of Jews and other “undesirables,” and their first solution was to make life as unpleasant as possible — persecuting Jews, taking away their rights and forcing them to live in ghettos — to the point where Jews would “self-deport.”

it wasn’t until the Nazis realized that Jews weren’t ‘self-deporting’ fast enough to please them that they moved on to concentration and extermination camps.

but this is the United States 2025, not Germany 1933, and we’re going to do things the American way: we’re going to outsource our atrocities, to places like El Salvador.

tell me, are we trying to get Canadians to self-deport, as well? because what on Earth is this fucking shit?

“I’m not trying to be here illegally,” Ms. Mooney said she told the officer. “I just want to go home.”

As she was loaded into a prisoner van, she said, the reality of her situation sank in.

“They put you in chains,” she said. “That’s when I realized they are onboarding me into a real prison.”

this is what they’re doing now, to Canadians? is Donny so pissed at the Canadian government’s refusal to become “his” 51st state that he’s directing his ICE goons to take it out on their citizens? I wouldn’t put any of that shit past him.

it’s what mad kings do.

here are your heroes of the day: Nebraska’s voters.

Republican Rep Mike Flood held a town hall yesterday, and things didn’t exactly go as planned.

Nebraska crowd: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

Mike Flood: “let’s talk about this. so, your proposal to solve [the debt] is to tax the rich?”

Nebraska crowd: [CHEERS WILDLY]

mind you, these are pissed off Republican voters. they didn’t vote for Social Security being gutted so that the Space Nazi could get a tax cut.

weird as it is to say this, angry Republicans may be our best chance of getting out of this mess.

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wait, we have another hero of the day. enjoy this dude blasting Canada’s National Anthem across the street from the White House.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.