we need to talk about this vampiric shitweasel

what’s happening in LA is this fucker’s fault

we may never know what set of circumstances transformed an underwhelming underachiever from Santa Monica into an undead shitstack of hatred. did this odious dweeb get stuffed into one too many lockers in high school? there’s no way of knowing. all that’s certain is the rest of us are being made to suffer because of this fuckface’s unquenchable thirst for revenge.

make no mistake: the whole clusterfuck going down right now in Los Angeles is all Nosferatu McGoebbels’ doing.

sure, Mad King Donny may be a Hall-of-Fame-level racist, but he lacks the will or brainpower to cook up any of this fuckery. he’s too lazy. he’d much rather spend his time cheating at golf, pawing through pilfered classified documents, or watching himself on TV. make no mistake, Donny’s totally down with everything that Nosferatu is perpetrating — he just never would have come up with any of it on his own.

shit’s going sideways in LA right now because Little Stevie Undead threw a tantrum over the fact that human rights weren’t being trampled on fast enough to suit him. apparently, he’d set a goal of 3,000 immigrant disappearings per day — and ICE goons weren’t coming anywhere near that number. so he ‘invited’ the top ICE brass to a little meeting of the minds at his mountaintop Transylvanian castle.

at which point he went fucking ballistic.

“Why aren’t you at Home Depot? Why aren’t you at 7-Eleven?” he reportedly screamed at ICE officials.

gosh, Nosferatu sounds like a complete funster to work for, doesn’t he?

One ICE leader protested that the agency’s lead, Tom Homan, said they’re supposed to be going after criminals, not people who are just working everyday jobs. Miller reportedly hit the ceiling, furious that arrests aren’t widespread and indiscriminate.

good fucking lord, imagine a situation where Tom Homan is the good guy. we’re really through the looking glass now.

so, ICE got their marching orders: turn Los Angeles inside out, in search of brown-skins. do traffic stops, invade private businesses, do whatever’s necessary — and round up everyone. mothers. children. old folks. everyone!

and that is how ICE ended inside a downtown Los Angeles Home Depot, that’s how they ended up being met with protests, and that is how the California National Guard ended up sleeping on the bare floor of a warehouse basement.

all thanks to one undead shithead. Stephen Fucking Miller.

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let’s return to the plight of the California National Guard, whose deployment was such a poorly-planned dog’s breakfast of Trumpian incompetence that they ended up being unceremoniously dumped in downtown Los Angeles — without food, fuel, water, anyplace to sleep, or anyplace to shit.

as with All Things Donny, the clownfuckery doesn’t end there — the Guard are also not getting paid.

According to more than a dozen Guardsmen across four units who spoke to Military.com, none has received formal activation orders, the critical paperwork that not only authorizes their duty status, but also unlocks pay, Tricare health benefits and eligibility for Department of Veterans Affairs services. Without those orders, troops remain in a legal and administrative limbo.

this is what happens when you appoint an ahem alleged piss-drunk Fox News chat show host with no qualifications to be your Secretary of Defense. this is what happens when that unqualified chat show host fires half the Pentagon for the unspeakable crime of being black, or a woman. this is what happens when there’s no one left who knows how to get shit done.

yesterday, we learned that the cost of deploying the Guard — and the Marines — to LA is going to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $134 million dollars.

as always, I have a question: where the fuck is that money going? because right now, it’s not being spent on the Guard. is that moolah paying for gold-lined coffins for Nosferatu?

you’ll be shocked to hear that morale among the Guard is circling the drain right now.

California national guards troops and marines deployed to Los Angeles to help restore order after days of protest against the Trump administration have told friends and family members they are deeply unhappy about the assignment and worry their only meaningful role will be as pawns in a political battle they do not want to join.

the Guard currently deployed in Los Angeles are all from California. the Marines are from a nearby military base. they didn’t sign up to point weapons at their neighbors. they didn’t sign up to be pawns in Nosferatu’s Three-Ring Circus of Hatred. and they certainly didn’t sign up to do any of that shit without pay or benefits.

so yeah, you fucking bet they’re unhappy.

don’t expect Mad King Donny to make any of this right. he could give a fuck about boots on the ground. soldiers are just props for Donny. literally.

Military.com on Wednesday reported that Trump’s speech at Fort Bragg this week, ostensibly part of the Army’s 250th anniversary celebrations, involved a careful curation of the audience.

remember how Donny goaded those Fort Bragg soldiers into booing Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, the media, and Joe Biden? it turns out that those soldiers didn’t need much goading.

Soldiers were apparently told to attend only if they agree with the president’s politics: “If soldiers have political views that are in opposition to the current administration and they don’t want to be in the audience then they need to speak with their leadership and get swapped out,” a note to troops apparently said.

and you have it, folks: Donny’s ultimate goal — to be in command of a MAGA army that’s loyal to him, and not the Constitution to which they took an oath. what could possibly go wrong?

oh wait, I’m leaving out the best part.

Per another note: “No fat soldiers.”

because God forbid if this dissipated old fuck has to be seen in the company of fatties. the horror!

and because everything in Donnyland is a grift, there was merch.

Adding to the spectacle, a pop-up shop operated by 365 Campaign, a Tulsa, Oklahoma-based retailer that sells pro-Trump and other conservative-coded memorabilia, was set up on-site with campaign-style merchandise on Army property. Soldiers were seen purchasing clothing and tchotchkes, including “Make America Great Again” chain necklaces to faux credit cards labeled “White Privilege Card: Trumps Everything.”

there’s your answer to the question, is nothing sacred? fuck no. not even soldiers are immune from Donny’s Prime Directive: the rubes must be separated from their money — always.

what a lovely item to sell to soldiers: a “white privilege card” — which apparently is a real thing.

A Trump-loving Californian visiting Anchorage for a MAGA rally last month showed local police a novelty “white privilege card” after she was pulled over for swerving in her lane.

But instead of citing or ticketing the woman for failing to show her driver’s license, cellphone video taken by the motorist shows officers had a laugh, took a selfie with the woman, and let her go.

what the actual fuck? beam me literally anywhere else, Scotty — this country sucks.

but at least Donny can’t curate the crowds at sporting events — at least not yet, anyway — so let’s bring on our heroes of the day: the fans of the Los Angeles Football Club, who spontaneously started chanting FUCK ICE in the middle of a recent game.

fuck ICE, indeed.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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