what the fuck was that?

seriously, what?

fuck this guy.

at the end of the day, what else is there to say about a deteriorating dictator-wanna-be who tarted himself up like a rodeo clown and spent a coma-inducing 98 minutes bragging about tanking the economy, praising himself for imaginary accomplishments, threatening to invade our allies, boasting about hollowing out government, and blithering incoherently about transgender mice?

get ready for the stupidest fucking thing ever to have been said by a United States President.

“eight million dollars for making mice transgender. this is real.”

no, no, no, no. nobody is spending government money to make mice transgender. you low-wattage dolt. the word is transgenic.

let’s say you’re a cancer researcher, and you implant some human genetic material into mice, in order to better study how cells mutate. boom! — you’ve just created transgenic mice.

nobody is doing sex-change operations on mice and setting them loose in Nancy Mace’s bathroom.

reading comprehension, how does it work? how clownfuckingly illiterate do you have to be to screw that up? and how hot do you have to be to demonize people that every time you see trans at the beginning of a word, your brain goes fuckity-bye and visions of entire teams of boy mice playing against girl mice in mouse schools across the nation dance in your head?

how about transportation? someone should be looking into how many millions our government is wasting on gender-affirming surgery for buses. maybe this is a job for reality-show wash-out Sean Duffy. after all, he is the Secretary of the Department of Transportation.

hey, here’s a bigot’s worst nightmare — a bus that identifies as a cat.

look at this abomination. how much is the DOT wasting on kitty litter for bus stops?

think about this: Donny didn’t misread that study all by himself. some micro-brain DOGE incel found this line-item in some agency’s thousand-page budget, then sent it all the way up the pipeline until it finally landed on the desk of whoever wrote Donny’s speech for him — and all along the way, not one person was bright enough to point out that ‘it’s transgenic, you morons.’

we’re being governed by imbeciles.

Alexa, what does blatant corruption look like?

“thank you again. thank you again. I won’t forget it.”

that’s Donny, after his speech, to ‘his’ Supreme Court Justices — but in particular, to Chief Justice John Roberts, who he pats on the shoulder as he says “I won’t forget it.”

thank you, John, for making me a Very Special Boy Who Gets To Do All The Crimes He Wants — I won’t forget it.

one hand washes the other, right? anyone you want me to send Seal Team Six after, Johnny-boy? just say the word.

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two cheers for Democratic Rep. Al Green, who refused to shut the fuck up.

after repeatedly standing up to heckle Donny, Holy Mike Johnson threatened to have him removed from the House chamber. Rep Green was all I don’t think so, bro — and keep right on interrupting.

Shortly into Trump’s State of the Union address to a joint session of Congress, Green stood up and began shouting at the Republican president. Pointing his cane toward Trump, Green repeated “Mr. President, you don't have a mandate.”

House Speaker Mike Johnson told Green to sit down and warned that any member who broke quorum would be escorted out. Following the warning, Green continued to stand and repeated the same message.

Johnson then ordered the sergeant at arms to escort Green out of the House chambers.

the whole episode just points out what thin-skinned diaper babies Republicans are.

remember these two buffoons?

Handy Oakley and Lady Space Laser heckled Joe Biden at every speech. Marge even dressed for the occasion.

did Speaker Pelosi threaten to remove them? nah. did Joe Biden stop talking? nope. they just let the two do their thing and ignored them.

but you know what? Rep Green only gets two cheers — because he shouldn’t have been there in the first place. no Democrat should have attended. they should have let a humiliated King Fuckface the First deliver his crazypants speech to a half-empty chamber. chew on that, dipshit.

every Democrat should have emulated AOC, who stayed home and hung out on social media.

do better, Democrats.

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hey, you know who totally fucking sucks? Alina Habba, the legendary parking garage lawyer.

Alina’s been promoted out of the garage — she’s now a White House Counselor. some reporter caught up with her and asked about veterans who have been fired from their government jobs.

“perhaps they’re not fit to have a job at this moment, or perhaps they’re not willing to come to work.”

fuck all the way off, Alina. how dare this unremarkable dipshit who has eternally failed upwards thanks to Donny’s patronage smear veterans?

Alina’s lying when she implies that the laid-off veterans are unfit and don’t want to work. the veterans she’s being asked about have been mass-fired by the DOGE chainsaw boys who are gutting entire agencies.

but why are reporters seeking this heartless ninny’s opinion on anything?

the only question anyone should be asking Alina is how does it feel to be so bad at your job that a judge fined you a million dollars for being a fucking moron?

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.