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get ready, everyone — Preznit Fuckwit is about to do something stupid
this week in stupid: April 4 edition
good fucking riddance to Pam Bondi
batshit warmonger gives bugfuck speech
who needs an April Fool when we have Preznit Fuckwit all year round?
war crimes, for fun and profit
as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about Corinthian columns
this week in stupid: March 28 edition
shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy
mental health break, once again
Captain Crazypants says Iran gave him a ‘prize,’ and it’s definitely in the room with us right now
Taco Donny tries to taco his way out of war by announcing imaginary peace talks
let’s all watch a French general tell Donny to go fuck himself
malignant toad gloats over death of national hero
this week in stupid: March 21 edition
Preznit Fuckwit still super big mad about that whole Pearl Harbor thing
mental health break, once more
White House dumbfuck admits that ‘helping consumers is not our concern’
Donny to allies: ‘help me win my illegal war’ — allies to Donny: ‘fuck straight off’
onward fuckbrained moron, golfing off to war
Preznit Fuckup now begging allies to help him win war he says he already won. wait, what?
this week in stupid: March 14 edition
serial sexual predator celebrates women’s history
mental health break, one more time
billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit. so there’s that.
Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran
Preznit Fuckwit golfs while oil hits a hundred dollars a barrel
what the fuck is a Shield of the Americas?
this week in stupid: March 7 edition
the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom
holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just fired ICE Barbie
mental health break, once again
Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’
as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall
Captain Crazypants clownfucks his way to war
a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong?
this week in stupid: February 28 edition
holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated
the State of the Union is— oh who gives a fuck, really
America graciously accepts Denmark’s offer to send mental hospital ships
batshit fuckwit sending fake boat to fix imaginary Greenland health crisis
this week in stupid: February 21 edition
don’t wake the elderly fuckwit, Peace Board™ meetings make him sleepy
Preznit Snake-oil grifts again, and other tales of dumbfuckery
CBS is still fucking with Stephen Colbert
shitwits, nitwits and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup
Kristi Noem wants her fucking blanket NOW
this week in stupid: February 14 edition
the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse
let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics
this week in stupid: February 7 edition
literal antichrist speaks at prayer breakfast
Preznit Fuckwit sure hates being asked about his dead pedo bestie
the Kennedy Center ain’t broke, but Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fix the shit out of it
Preznit Fuckwit’s big mad, and he’s gonna sue Trevor Noah for all the moneys
shocker! the Littlest Nazi is a bit of an antisemite — because of course he is
this week in stupid: January 31 edition
let’s get real: Minneapolis is still a war zone, because Tommy Cash-Bags wants it that way
hideous fuckface accuses Ilhan Omar of spraying herself
sewer clown smackdown! ICE Barbie and Nosferatu blame each other for Minneapolis mess
good fucking riddance to Greg Fucking Bovino
Dear Leader is nuts — and his flunkies are deranged psychos. what could go wrong?
this week in stupid: January 24 edition
Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos
let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off
we need to talk about how fucking stupid he is
spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize
Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW
this week in stupid: January 17 edition
neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy
shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy
Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo.
the state-sponsored murders will continue until morale improves
here’s what happens when a moron tries to steal another country’s oil
this week in stupid: January 10 edition
what lies have Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers been telling him about Renee Good?
fuck these fascist fucking fucks
colicky rage-baby still Big Mad about that Nobel Prize
here’s what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country
do try to stay awake for your own war, dumb-ass
this week in stupid: January 3 edition