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America the beautiful, America the deeply fucked up
Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall
did Preznit Fuckwit understand that he was talking to a fake Teddy Roosevelt?
SCOTUS upheld birthright citizenship and MAGA lost its fucking mind
what the fuck is some Nazi-themed golden eagle doing above the door of the White House?
somehow, Donny’s shit-show on the National Mall gets even worse
Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh.
this week in stupid: June 27 edition
memo for doughy pantload Couchfuck McGee: fuck off, Nixon did do crimes
‘he’s having a fucking tantrum’ — colicky piss-baby melts down at Senate Republicans
from Iran to the Reflecting Pool, our piss-baby vandal-in-chief destroys the world
Brave Sir Fuckwit does battle with the heinous Amphifa frog
grand theft paint chips worst crime since assault with a deadly sandwich
celebrating the life of Claudia Long, part two
this week in stupid, June 20 edition
piss-baby loser loses his unwinnable war
narcoleptic fuckwit shits the bed at the G7
shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. handshakes make him sleepy
welcome to Cage Match Idiocracy
celebrating the life of Claudia Long
this week in stupid: June 13 edition
we really need to talk about how mentally unwell Elderly Golfer is
what kind of shithole president claims to ‘love the inflation’?
the Pocket Nazi is running for president, and other tales from the dumbfuck
New Yorkers agree: go Knicks and fuck Trump
colicky piss-baby melts down, stumbles off the set of Meet the Press
piss-drunk embarrassment demands Europe be more racist
this week in stupid: June 6 edition
social media star Hunter Biden has no fucks left to give
shut the fuck up about your stupid pool already
it’s been a week since Donny’s been seen in public. what the hell is going on?
let’s all point and laugh at the losing loser who just spent an entire day losing
high prices are good for you, and other fucked-up fairy tales from the Sunday Republicans
this week in stupid: May 30 edition
a new low: Preznit Fuckwit’s stupid face on money
President Rottinghands McCankles declares himself to be in perfect health
broken-inside piss-baby makes Memorial Day speech all about himself
Republicans hate our veterans — and no one hates them more than Preznit Fuckwit
President Lucy Declares Strait of Football Open
this week in stupid: May 23 edition
let’s all sit back and enjoy the brewing Republican civil war against Dear Leader
bugfuck nation: Donny and his minions can’t stop saying stupid shit
why the fuck does Donny’s vulgar Epstein Dance Hall need sniper nests and a ‘great drone empire’?
the January 6 rioters are about to get millions, and We the People can go fuck ourselves
actual antichrist speaks at Christofascist playdate
fascism, but with self-entitled assholes
this week in stupid: May 16 edition
meet the smitten cultist who finds racist memes for Dear Leader to post
oh great, he’s completely fucked the Reflecting Pool
Preznit Fuckwit just admitted that he doesn’t give a shit about your financial situation
shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit — Oval Bordello clown shows make him sleepy
an extremely necessary mental health break
imaginary phones and shitty swimming pools: how Preznit Fuckwit grifts America
this week in stupid: May 9 edition
brace yourself: Preznit Fuckwit and Piss-Drunk Pete have been lying to us about the Iran war
bad is good, and other fucked-up fairy tales from the Donnyverse
what kind of shithole country wastes a billion taxpayer dollars on a gaudy Epstein Dance Hall?
Preznit Fuckwit brags about pointing at a squirrel. a grateful nation cheers.
what the fuck is going on in the Strait of Hormuz?
could Preznit Fuckwit please stop blaming his failures on Joe Biden
this week in stupid: May 2 edition
Fox to MAGA: stop whining about the price of gas
an extremely necessary mental health break
world leaders, stop legitimizing Preznit Fuckwit with your presence
I’m sorry, but Preznit Fuckwit’s vulgar Epstein Dance Hall is the last thing we need right now
fuck off, this wasn’t the Democrats’ fault
perfectly normal stuff at the White House Correspondents Dinner
this week in stupid: April 25 edition
Preznit Fuckwit is not the messiah — he’s a very naughty boy
all hail Preznit Fuckwit, who just heroically saved the lives of eight imaginary women
Iran is basically now just farting in Preznit Fuckwit’s general direction
four seasons total dumbfuckery: Donny blows up Iran negotiations with his own reckless mouth
a deranged Preznit Fuckwit screams at aides for hours — and ends up banned from the bunker
who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?
this week in stupid: April 18 edition
Pope Leo has had just about enough of Preznit Fuckwit’s shit
Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery
Couchfuck McGee speaks to an empty arena. try not to laugh
Doctor Jesus heals Donny’s dementia, and other things that never happened the most
holy shit! Preznit Fuckwit depicts himself as Jesus, and MAGA actually melts down
a very necessary mental health break
this week in stupid: April 11 edition
Melania no have dead pedo bestie, insists Melania
oh, dear! Preznit Fuckwit’s ceasefire is already going fuckity-bye
losing loser loses bigly in Iran
children don’t give a fuck about Joe Biden’s autopen, you stupid shit
Preznit Fuckwit told Iran to “open the fuckin’ Strait” and our shithole press sanewashed it
get ready, everyone — Preznit Fuckwit is about to do something stupid
this week in stupid: April 4 edition
good fucking riddance to Pam Bondi
batshit warmonger gives bugfuck speech
who needs an April Fool when we have Preznit Fuckwit all year round?
war crimes, for fun and profit
as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about Corinthian columns
this week in stupid: March 28 edition
shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy
mental health break, once again
Captain Crazypants says Iran gave him a ‘prize,’ and it’s definitely in the room with us right now
Taco Donny tries to taco his way out of war by announcing imaginary peace talks
let’s all watch a French general tell Donny to go fuck himself
malignant toad gloats over death of national hero
this week in stupid: March 21 edition
Preznit Fuckwit still super big mad about that whole Pearl Harbor thing
mental health break, once more
White House dumbfuck admits that ‘helping consumers is not our concern’
Donny to allies: ‘help me win my illegal war’ — allies to Donny: ‘fuck straight off’
onward fuckbrained moron, golfing off to war
Preznit Fuckup now begging allies to help him win war he says he already won. wait, what?
this week in stupid: March 14 edition
serial sexual predator celebrates women’s history
mental health break, one more time
billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit. so there’s that.
Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran
Preznit Fuckwit golfs while oil hits a hundred dollars a barrel
what the fuck is a Shield of the Americas?
this week in stupid: March 7 edition
the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom
holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just fired ICE Barbie
mental health break, once again
Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’
as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall
Captain Crazypants clownfucks his way to war
a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong?
this week in stupid: February 28 edition
holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated
the State of the Union is— oh who gives a fuck, really
America graciously accepts Denmark’s offer to send mental hospital ships
batshit fuckwit sending fake boat to fix imaginary Greenland health crisis
this week in stupid: February 21 edition
don’t wake the elderly fuckwit, Peace Board™ meetings make him sleepy
Preznit Snake-oil grifts again, and other tales of dumbfuckery
CBS is still fucking with Stephen Colbert
shitwits, nitwits and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup
Kristi Noem wants her fucking blanket NOW
this week in stupid: February 14 edition
the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse
let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics
this week in stupid: February 7 edition
literal antichrist speaks at prayer breakfast
Preznit Fuckwit sure hates being asked about his dead pedo bestie
the Kennedy Center ain’t broke, but Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fix the shit out of it
Preznit Fuckwit’s big mad, and he’s gonna sue Trevor Noah for all the moneys
shocker! the Littlest Nazi is a bit of an antisemite — because of course he is
this week in stupid: January 31 edition
let’s get real: Minneapolis is still a war zone, because Tommy Cash-Bags wants it that way
hideous fuckface accuses Ilhan Omar of spraying herself
sewer clown smackdown! ICE Barbie and Nosferatu blame each other for Minneapolis mess
good fucking riddance to Greg Fucking Bovino
Dear Leader is nuts — and his flunkies are deranged psychos. what could go wrong?
this week in stupid: January 24 edition
Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos
let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off
we need to talk about how fucking stupid he is
spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize
Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW
this week in stupid: January 17 edition
neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy
shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy
Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo.
the state-sponsored murders will continue until morale improves
here’s what happens when a moron tries to steal another country’s oil
this week in stupid: January 10 edition
what lies have Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers been telling him about Renee Good?
fuck these fascist fucking fucks
colicky rage-baby still Big Mad about that Nobel Prize
here’s what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country
do try to stay awake for your own war, dumb-ass
this week in stupid: January 3 edition